Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

[Jarre]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

I should juststart taking notes... though like sids notes on me. Slice goblin in half while armando grappling it, think Armando and I should run a butchers shop lol

[cidbahamut]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

More notes to tide you all over. I don't even remember some of the stuff that's written down here, I assume it made more sense at the time.

Session 15

---- Session 15 November 17, 2012 ----
entering sulfur vents

stealthy scouting sneak sneak sneak

4 goblins argument
spotted
Jarre mined some sulfur

goblins have bomberman bombs
loot
2 firecrackers
glaive(goblin)
light armor

open hallway more goblins (6)
"Ninja Poof"
"Kalad Jenkins"
Controlling Armando
Explody goblins
Mezlo at -2
Kalad's down
Up and right back down again
Also: trapped floor tiles next session

Session 16

---- Session 16 December 12, 2012 ----
Learn draconic this session

still in the middle of a battle with exploding goblins and dying dwarves

"Arise chicken, chicken arise" - Mezlo back on his feet

Armando crash, screenshotting his good roll

stabbing goblins in the kidneys

Armando smash bros baseball bat against wall

goblin on fire + bleeding from the kidney
therefor he can't make attacks of opportunity

stabilizing = +1hp/turn? (Kalad)

goblin stuck on end of Armando's guisarme

manacles for goblin - prisoner

"This is some serious S&M shit"

+3200 exp
+27 gp

lead party past traps
(short on time, Armando enlarged)
periscope shenanigans

fire solves every problem

"Nexus" - power system for city(power + water)
last unsecured entry, last opportunity for goblin invasion.
projectile immovable rod idea vetoed
party prefer to throw the elf
killed prisoner + retrieve manacles(he was a liability)

Session 17

---- Session 17 December 29, 2012 ----
Yyg's server is borked
post elf-tossing
still in the middle of getting up to the platform to poke the magic plot device for dwarven city
"Evil Action Wizard"

climbing rope
alley-oop the bomb (Armando)
Attack of opportunity on flying bomb
Tennis argument

"Always Round Down"?
Tum Manos destroying stairs
goblin bullrush over the edge (missed me)

"Ties go to defense" -Yyg

Kalad continues to roll horribly
levers + code for the Nexus
doors close (crushed goblin)

Tusk = hobgoblin/ normal size goblin?
dropping goblins off the platform

door wedged open, can be fixed

kicking door closed

Tusk - 5 foot tall goblin
Mezlo scared of goblin because it screamed at him

+2050 exp
+110 gp each
magical goblin armor

Session 18

---- Session 18 January 19, 2013 ----
updating character sheet + macros
"It's not a real D&D session until you say 'for fuck's sake'". -Yyg
That is totally the Hundred Acre Woods

Post goblin slaying
+10,000 gp reward / 5 = 2,000 each

Monty Python quotes already...

Edgar Sommerfield(Far Striders leader) approaches Vince (gay jokes abound)
Alleyway, armored, swords(clean)
Note + key written by Tusk, taken from shade
offered a job in the Far Striders should I leave this party.
Note: Tusk's advisor seeking "Dark Creepers" -> provided intel
Running arms via them
no idea where the key goes
Bluffed the party to keep the note & key a secret!

Green fairy - Navi Listen bullshit
heading to Lord Oran's court
grab a doggie bag

glint of blades on way out of city perception:29
thugs in ambush
"I'm railroading you into this" -Yyg
we aren't being allowed to skip this ambush

"Madra" - employing thugs to get key

Armando: natural 20 on my bluff
Mezlo: "let's give them Cid"
more Obscuring Mist

Successful getaway!
"The logical thing to do is to run for our lives" -Armando
debating the content of the basket
thugs running into fruit baskets

+100 exp for running away

left the city
key & note now public

Jaggerbad Skyhouse
onward to Lord Oran's palace
Puns!

cute renegade sorcerer a thorn in Oran's side. (city)
A Zurdani, foxes (humanoid)
Babs of the something
Retrieve the sorcerer
"I'm the goddamn King" -Oran
"ooh, who died?"
Madras - an alcoholic drink
Dark Creepers - from shadowfell
Jarre - oddly enscribed torch

going shopping for magic items
Yyg didn't prepare, so no shopping

Fly has info on Fox person(Babs)
Jaggerbad has an autopilot switch

Zurdani info from Fly
very tricky
Babs = formidable
West of Turtulia, forest that probably has Babs
"set phasers to hug"
"The Hundred Acre Wood"

wake up to rustling in the bushes
Babs
Everyone waves

puzzling thing she is...playful too, laughter spell
Bi-polar, distrusts tall people
we have no idea what we're doing
Domination magic used
Dammit, we're resorting to combat

Evil Action Wizard tackles Babs
abusing the fuck out of grapple
Oh shit, mass teleport, waves bye bye
pew pew
Armando resists spell

Oh, we're back in Oran's Court
Armando's still there, Babs indicates that he wins

...and we're done apparently, no exp

Session 19

---- Session 19 February 2, 2013 ----
Dicking around with Roll20 to replace Traipse
seems
sprites to upload need to be perfectly squre
didn't play


---- Session 19b February 16, 2013 ----
after encounter with Babs
playing with dynamic lighting


----- Session 19 for realsies March 2, 2013 ----
Armando w/Babs
Party @ Oran's court (teleported)

Chrono Trigger music
Armando confounded, kicking dirt

court entrance, confronted by guard
Theron is missing!
Oran
EAW apologizing for the party
mages teleporting us back to Theron
Beer slushies
Tracking Babs
Jarre scoring trees to keep from getting lost
Babs traveling up in trees
Lili perception 20 (ooh, look at the trees)
Babs headed towards Overlook(city)
at Overlook city, harassing guard for info
High Council, meeting them
magic users might be drawn to Elftown(section of city)
Kalad Jenkins with news (shadows)
Shadows attacking citizens, Madra involved

Elftown, cleaner & wealthier & elves
magical folk congregate here
search magic shops for clues (open sign)
Racist elven shop owner
Lili natural 20 diplomacy
"Zurdani" = alarm in shopkeep
"belongs in the boneyard" (ghetto)
leaving Elftown, overheard: goblins, over, rabble in the mountain looking to use their weaponry.
Madra buying info, mining in Stonehelm
Madra a "dark creeper"
heading to the Boneyard (the ghetto)
Mezlo threatening peasants with fire
heading to tavern in Boneyard
Edgar Sommerfield - berating party
Ragnum - dwarf deal w/
Madra info - weapons broker shadarkai
last seen before raid by Bordrin's watch
-300 gold (for info)
Key- magic aura of some sort
well dressed female, longbow, searching for Madra, different motivation

comparing notes with this person
Megan(sister) runs w/Far Striders
killed by Dark Creepers
east of city dark creeper
Alms House "Happy Beggar"
Rinny?
Renese (the girl hunting Far Striders)
arrive @ Happy Beggar
Hunched figure staring at us. Human? & diseased
old sellsword
Madra = shapeshifter small stout & diseased (past)
6 cats in oven meowing - ghost sound (Mez)
Fire exploring basement (hide under table)
door in basement, suspicious
Parshant - guy running the place
ghost noises behind door (woman flees)
tunnel into earth behind door
Mezlo daylight spell - Hand of Glory
cave has been mined
Drop-off, immovable rod x
Arch to the west
stairs further down

savage howl
chamber
steel cage (shadow) - fierce hounds wrapped in darkness (dead?)

Black stone archway

2 black cloaked figures
grey-skinned female
Archway = portal of some sort
(now deactivated)

carvings on archway, demonic in nature
next room has another archway

white marble wall & ceilings
west archway - black mist
throw rock through portal
key speeding towards gateway, archway warps
sand & dark pathway through archway
Doorway is pure evil
head through portal

Behind, doorway is shut

Welcome to the Shadowfell.

Boo, it ate all of my formatting. Oh well.

[cidbahamut]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

I forgot that Armando took the panther with him.

Session 20

---- Session 20 March 30 2013 ----
Enter the Shadowfell (pic)
inverted chamber on the other side
military camp to the north
also: volcano
possible targets: Madra, The Emissary
key does let us back to the real world
Dark Creeper sentries - we're assumed to be mercs
merc camp

Shadarkai
lots of monster folk
Sarshan (Madra's Boss)
weaponsmith
Jarre smith
Umbra Forge - camp?
Sarshan - member of merc band Black Arrow
Madra on the outs w/ Sarshan
tried to make deal with Sarshan turned down
Shadarkai witch - Lina
Talking to her in tent
She knew Madra
Madra trying to destroy tower & foundry via tunnel
Foundry - makes magic battle beasts
Archons stopped in
GlithRazel - from the Astral Sea

war is brewing, forces moving into position in the Shadowfell
Amush Madra's attempt later
Burn time at the training grounds
Bone Cruncher clan
fight

+1,000 exp
Rent-a-Tent
-1 gp
8 hours rest

Recap: Madra supplying weapons to goblins who attacked Overlook

Session 21

---- Session 21 April 13, 2013 ----
Mezlo missing
Post ogre sparring
waiting for night fall so we can ambush Madra.
Earthquake, nothing major
another training ground
Huge creature - Minotaur
sustained tremors & lava swallowed minotaur
winged critter x2
1 hound, 1 humanoid
Fire creatures, Hellhound, bats and an elemental
Armando using Create Water to fight elemental
Air bubble -> stick my head in lava? -Armando

+1100 exp

Mezlo's character castrating hellhound
+ firedust
Fire plane rift

Horns to the west, mercs on the move
Sarshan's forces heading east
No one guarding the Foundry

Session 22

---- Session 22 April 27, 2013 ----
Mezlo on his way home from the bar

Merc army departing (Sarshan's forces)
broken wall by the Foundry
heading into the Foundry, lots of lava
A single huge room
cloaked hobgoblins (2 squads)
trying to mess with lava flow (pipes)
Two-headed board (from vat)
Madra (is a hobgoblin)

Two-headed Boar: Margret Thatcher

Skip-Rock: two-for-one kill
Armando grapples a two-headed boar
backstab the hobgoblin in the face
I'm winning this battle's kill count
(shoved hobgoblin in the lava)

guards show up (+ Lina)
RUN AWAY! Madra loot later
Tunnel, humming man & sizzling The Cook
Sarshan's tunnel, only cook allowed
Shadarkai warriors
weapon table - boring

magic panel, sends mook up through ceiling

garden on top of tower
guards
Captain Thannu + panthers
old beggar dude shows up (from Happy Beggar)
-> Sarshan
Honor, obligation and secrecy
We're in his debt, he wants us to join
He's off to kill our world
having his captain of the guard kill us.

+3,200 exp
+250 gp

Session 23

---- Session 23 May 18, 2013 ----
on top of a tower in the Shadowfell
Fighting captain of the guard and 2 panthers
we are so outgunned

threw cat off roof (Armando)
missing every attack, even the kick to panther balls
captain jumped off the roof and ran away.

More rumblings, tower probably going to crumble
down the magic lift
explosions at the Foundry
making bee line for the portal
Thannu heading for bridge

Chase Scene!
Mezlo & me running down Thannu
Collapsing Bridge
"Sense Motive the bridge"
Acrobatics the bridge as it collapses
Slipping away into crowd. (Thannu)
Fleeing to a building (tavern)
-> gold riot
fall alley
more market stalls
failed tackle
Thannu dead

Something shiny in Thannu's left boot
some sort of dagger
-> detect magic = lawful good dagger
mind fuck dagger
echoing speech
Red Hand
forces beyond our realm
leaders: Shadarkai - shapeshifters, evil
-> Thannu - fierce, magic too
voice, had sisters
dagger = person
+2 dagger of the repressed Princess Buttercup
drop the dagger
Mezlo takes it instead
My character wants nothing to do with that dagger
- dagger was clearly for my character

+1 chain whip
+1 katars x2
brass key - Mezlo
+150 gp - 30 each
+2,500 exp

Armando took the panther

[Armando]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

I forgot that Armando took the panther with him.

However, I can't remember which one I took.

[Firewind]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

Didn't Jarre castrate one for Mezlo too?

[Armando]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

I don't recall the fate of the other panther, but I assume it's either gone or dead; otherwise, I'd have taken it too.

[Firewind]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

It's long overdue but I wanted to post it after Cid's notes were up to date to avoid confusion. None of this makes sense and most wasn't even legible due to my lack of sobriety but here we go:

Firewind's Scrawled Notes

Foundry = boom

Sarshan Escaped

Cage of Gloom = Disarm and Grapples nastiness. Avoid.

Panthers = Faster than Lili and Vince. DM is a troll.

Need to Explain Actions to Jarre again.

Mirror Images piss off Yyg. Need to prep it more often.

Flanking Shennanigans with Floaty Jarre

Grappling attempt. Need Armando's Flowchart

Escape Artist + Grapple = Dorf Kryptonite

Surfing badguys and Angle debates. Who cares? We won.

Tower blows up.

Other panther still alive. Why the fuck are we debating what to do with it? We need to run.

More stuff blowing up. More debating. We still need to run.

Viva la Revolution!

Cowboy Bebop resolution - we won but everything is in ruins. Hope it doesn't come out of our reward.

Change scene, Action Wizard and Rogue chase.

Scene is all skill checks, we sent a Wizard, we're fucked.

Boss plays lava chicken with Vince.

Jarre wants to ride things (ew)

Mezlo fails a spot check

Boss runs into Crowd, Mezlo opens fire on said crowd.

Mezlo fails a spot check

We fail more skill checks and fail at parkour.

Mezlo fails a spot check

Cid fails at tackling.

FINISH HIM! Oh and Mezlo fails a spot check.

Lawful Good Shiny Dagger. Did we kill a good guy by mistake?

Cid gets Mind Raped.

Dagger Backstory: Centuries ago Red hand beast raiding. Shadar-kai leaders. Conquered worlds. Thannu was merciless commander. Thannu attacks Battle Nuns south of a monestary. Thannu kills Battle Nuns. Battle Nun leader killed and soul trapped into a dagger that talks. Dagger in our debt. We now have Lawful Good Battle Nun Dagger

+2 Dagger of Princess Buttercup for Cid. Cid doesn't want it. He's an idiot.

Theron: "There's a person in this!"

Dagger not worth much but Lili and Theron want to keep it around. Lili holding on to it for now. Should be fun to piss off Vince.

Loot: +1 Katars, +1 Chain Whip, 150 GP, 2,500 XP, Brass Key, +2 Talking Dagger and an Unconscious Neutered Panther

Vince has a Lawful Good Girlfriend now.