General Discussion

[Yygdrasil]

Re: D&D

I believe it's counted as a profession. I'll doublecheck.

[Firewind]

Re: D&D

Does this mean I have to put a rank into Profession (Worst Thief Ever)?

[Yygdrasil]

Re: D&D

No such skill. I think you're thinking of worst Rogue ever.

/beinganasshat

[Firewind]

Re: D&D

And Friendship is Dragons has a comic that perfectly sums up our party:



Guess which one is our NAKED ACTION WIZARD?

[Mezlo]

Re: D&D

The one that can fly of course! >:O

[Mezlo]

Re: D&D

So who's the fifth and is he going to be able to make it on at 12pm/3pm EST this Sunday? If not I can tank for us. Can you say color spray their faces?!?!? >:O

[Yygdrasil]

Re: D&D

My buddy IRL will be joining us. His name is Adam... some of you know of him from here and in game as Lyulf.

He's chosen to play as a MNK and I have already squelched his attempts to power game right off the bat.

Yyg: Alright, so here's how the Point buy works in my campaign.

Adam: Ok. So everyone is level 2 now?

Yyg: Yes, so I just need you to take your max HD score as your HP for level 1... and then roll for level 2 for me.

Adam: What if I start at level one but you let me be half-celestial?

Yyg: Absofuckinglutely not.

Adam: Ok. How about I start at level 1 and you just let me take a bonus feat?

Yyg: No... because then when you hit the curve and you're all level 8... you'll have 1 more feat than they will. That wouldn't be fair.

Adam: Yeah but I had to start at level 1!

Yyg: No. Just no. And before you ask... no.

[Armando]

Re: D&D

Reminds me of that scene from Walk Hard when Dewey's wife found out he married a second woman behind her back.

Dewey: Don't you stand there and judge me, like I'm some kind of criminal!
Edith: You ARE a criminal, this is illegal Dewey!
Dewey: What do you mean it's illegal?
Edith: It's illegal to be married to two people at the same time Dewey!
Dewey: What about if - if you're famous?

[cidbahamut]

Re: D&D

Adam: What if I start at level one but you let me be half-celestial?

[Mezlo]

Re: D&D

Half celestial? Is that even a thing? What would that entail? I'm the only one that's going to be flying around here!

[Yygdrasil]

Re: D&D

Its a thing. It's a thing that I'm not allowing... but it's totally a thing.

[Firewind]

Re: D&D

Half celestial? Is that even a thing? What would that entail? I'm the only one that's going to be flying around here!

It means a Mummy Celestial or a Daddy Celestial got certain urges one day and met someone outside of their species that they really, really liked...

[Yygdrasil]

Re: D&D

It means a Mummy Celestial or a Daddy Celestial got certain urges one day and met someone outside of their species that they really, really liked...

You know... like Zeus... and his 7million bastard children.

[Mezlo]

Re: D&D

Yeah, but my question is what would he gain by being half celestial?

[Taskmage]

Re: D&D

You know... like Zeus... and his 7million bastard children.

So claimed every Greek woman with a strange sexual taste. Caught with a bull? No, that was Zeus. Grinding on a swan? Seduced by Zeus. Fetish for golden showers? Zeus did it. etc etc.