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[cidbahamut]

Re: D&D

Note to self: invest in a cudgel.

[Mezlo]

Re: D&D

you mean a warp cudgel? I think ffxi is seeping through into your d&d campaigning. Oh wait, Yyg already did that with the Royal Jellies BCNM... In that case, I need to invest in a polearm. We can beat the Royal Jellies naked with a couple of polearms and some healing here and there by Armando.

[cidbahamut]

Re: D&D

No, I mean the cudgel I'm going to use to bludgeon you to death with after Yyg springs a rust monster on us.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: D&D

I'm not going to use a Rust Monster... but I could. Don't worry. I have ways of making you feel useless without having to kill you to do it.

[Mezlo]

Re: D&D

No, I mean the cudgel I'm going to use to bludgeon you to death with after Yyg springs a rust monster on us.

Ok, now i got you there. You couldn't do this because you'd be too busy running away from the rust monster.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: D&D

Ok, now i got you there. You couldn't do this because you'd be too busy running away from the rust monster.

Yes but when you finally outrun it... who has the only weapon without any metal component to it? Game set... match Cid.

[Mezlo]

Re: D&D

Yes but when you finally outrun it... who has the only weapon without any metal component to it? Game set... match Cid.

I have magic. I'd blow him up, or color spray his face, then blow him up.

[Taskmage]

Re: D&D

I have magic. I'd blow him up, or color spray his face, then blow him up.

Only if the ball gag Yyg fits you with is made of metal.

[Mezlo]

Re: D&D

I thought the ball gag was gone and this was just a rust monster... Damn Yyg and his overuse of ball gags in his D&D campaigns and in his personal life!

[Taskmage]

Re: D&D

I thought the ball gag was gone and this was just a rust monster... Damn Yyg and his overuse of ball gags in his D&D campaigns and in his personal life!

You can overuse ball gags in your personal life? Huh. Nobody ever complains after you put them on ...

[Yygdrasil]

Re: D&D

TM's Wife: *hufrnnnth*

TM: The whip again? Really?

TM's Wife: *huuuuuuurfff*

*whip-a-crack*

TM: You need help, honey.

*crack-a-whip*

TM: Serious help.

TM's Wife: *Hrmf hurmf hurmph*

[Mezlo]

Re: D&D

*whip-a-crack*

Which crack is getting whipped?

[Yygdrasil]

Re: D&D

Dude. Uncool.

[Taskmage]

Re: D&D

Yeah, it was totally Mezlo that crossed a line there.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: D&D

Clearly. But no worries man. I got your back.