General Discussion

[Armando]

Re: General Discussion

*Lyulf /facepalms*

*Lyulf takes an additional 1d6 Acid damage to the face*

*Lyulf becomes Two Face*

*Lyulf flips a coin*

*Coin lands on a trap.*

*Trap explodes, causing major damage to the group and destroying valuable items.*

[Yygdrasil]

Re: General Discussion

Ooo, a piece of candy.

[Mezlo]

Re: General Discussion

The hand of glory looks familiar... Wondrous Items

[Yygdrasil]

Re: General Discussion

You bet your ass I stole it. That's what the list is there for. It's to provide suggestions, examples and ideas. I just didn't bother to rename it because the name was just so cool all by itself. It was also really fitting.

[Armando]

Re: General Discussion

If Mezlo loses his hand in combat, can I turn it into a Hand of Groping?

[Mezlo]

Re: General Discussion

If Mezlo loses his hand in combat, can I turn it into a Hand of Groping?

Yes, but it will only grope fine women, you couldn't use it to grope men, you bi-curious dwarf.

[Armando]

Re: General Discussion

Hey man, I don't tell anyone what to do with their hands, you can't tell me what to do with mine.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: General Discussion

Armando. If Mezlo loses his hand in a fight, I'll allow you to use it as a protective cup with +3 to AC.

It will also grant you a -8 to all charisma checks against females.

[Armando]

Re: General Discussion

It will also grant you a -8 to all charisma checks against females.

I accept these terms as long as I get +8 to all charisma checks against homosexual men.

[cidbahamut]

Re: General Discussion

I see the party has a new goal for next session.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: General Discussion

I'll see your +8 to homocharisma and raise you a +8 to Intimidation checks in favor of homosexual advances

[Armando]

Re: General Discussion

Are you saying I can intimidate people into having sex with me?

[Yygdrasil]

Re: General Discussion

Only men... and only while Mezlo's severed hand is cupping your balls.

[Armando]

Re: General Discussion

Done deal.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: General Discussion

Oh... and I forgot to mention that the party found a +5 dagger of hand-severing at the end of last session.