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  • Majority of Gamers Can't Finish Level 1 of Super Mario Bros (PUSSIES!!!)

    Majority of Gamers Today Can’t Finish Level 1 in Super Mario Bros. | Play4Real

    During a Q&A session, Satoru Iwata revealed why Nintendo’s newer games are easier. Nintendo conducted a test with many gamers and found that most of them were unable to finish the first level in the original Super Mario Bros.Nintendo president Satoru Iwata fielded a question regarding the simplification of games during their 73rd annual stockholder meeting. The following is a translation of the question and answer:
    I feel that Nintendo games today are much easier which is why the Wii U might be failing. Back then, games were much more difficult and therefore gamers really enjoyed them so they continued to buy Nintendo games and systems. Do you feel the same way?
    Satoru Iwata (president): I actually agree with your assessment. However, since you are speaking as a stockholder, you should agree with our strategy after you hear about the tests we have conducted.
    It may come as a shock to some of you that most gamers today can not finish the original Super Mario Brothers game on the Famicom. We have conducted this test over the past few years to see how difficult we should make our games and have found that the number of people unable to finish the first level is steadily increasing.
    This year, around 90 percent of the test participants were unable to complete the first level of Super Mario Brothers. We did not assist them in any way except by providing the exact same instruction manual we used back then. Many of them did not read it and the few that did stopped after the first page which did not cover any of the game mechanics.
    We watched the replay videos of how the gamers performed and saw that many did not understand simple concepts like bottomless pits. Around 70 percent died to the first Goomba. Another 50 percent died twice. Many thought the coins were enemies and tried to avoid them. Also, most of them did not use the run button. There were many other depressing things we noted but I can not remember them at the moment.
    Furthermore, we asked for suggestions on how to improve the game. A majority of them wanted the game to be easier and they suggested many ways to do this. Some of them wanted a mandatory tutorial while others wanted more ways to kill things besides jumping on them. We explained that Mario could shoot fire balls with the Fire Flower power-up, but then they wanted Mario to start with more weapons like a sword or a gun.
    Some of the people seemed to be unaware that this was an actual old game that existed as they asked if the retro-style graphics were supposed to be a throwback to old Nintendo games. Some missed the point of the questionnaire completely and said that the graphics and music were terrible and needed to be improved in order for the game to sell. They also wanted a deeper storyline and voice acting.
    So, as a stockholder, you should be relieved to know that our games are easier in order to attract a wider audience. As a gamer, you might feel a little sad, and you should be. It is quite sad.
    Shigeru Miyamoto, Super Mario Bros. designer, also added that he originally designed the game so that everyone could beat it. “I failed miserably,” he said at the end of his answer.

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    Re: Majority of Gamers Can't Finish Level 1 of Super Mario Bros (PUSSIES!!!)

    ...

    This coming from a site that also has articles about TF2 dual hat wielding and Hideo having an amputation fetish.
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    Ponies.

    Duh.
    You make me want to hurt things.

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      Re: Majority of Gamers Can't Finish Level 1 of Super Mario Bros (PUSSIES!!!)

      Saw this on Twitter. It was quickly explained in reply that P4R is basically gaming's The Onion.
      Originally posted by Armando
      No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
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      Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
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        Re: Majority of Gamers Can't Finish Level 1 of Super Mario Bros (PUSSIES!!!)

        Aw why did you have to tell him that and ruin the fun?
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          Re: Majority of Gamers Can't Finish Level 1 of Super Mario Bros (PUSSIES!!!)

          Lol ... just lol. Give it to Malacite, he'll believe anything.
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            Re: Majority of Gamers Can't Finish Level 1 of Super Mario Bros (PUSSIES!!!)

            Hmm, a good friend of mine put it up on her FB :/
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              Re: Majority of Gamers Can't Finish Level 1 of Super Mario Bros (PUSSIES!!!)

              Originally posted by Malacite View Post
              Hmm, a good friend of mine put it up on her FB :/
              And you fell for it hook, line and sinker because you didn't fact-check the link before you posted it.

              Topic closed to prevent further embarassment/misinformation spread.


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