Senran Kagura Shoujotachi no Shinei, the reason people want 3DS?

[Icemage]

Re: Senran Kagura Shoujotachi no Shinei, the reason people want 3DS?

Despite its naughty concept, Senran Kagura seems to be the only 3DS title with at least an ounce of creativity.

Not sure if serious. >_>

ITT: Impossible jiggling breast physics. Seriously, Japan?


Icemage

[Raydeus]

Re: Senran Kagura Shoujotachi no Shinei, the reason people want 3DS?

ITT: Impossible jiggling breast physics. Seriously, Japan?


Icemage

Don't worry, 2D girls are not bound by real world limitations. That is why they are usually better than 3D girls. So just sit back, relax and enjoy the bouncing awesomeness.



(Though I'm speaking in a general sense, still not buying a 3DS or this game.)

[Icemage]

Re: Senran Kagura Shoujotachi no Shinei, the reason people want 3DS?

Don't worry, 2D girls are not bound by real world limitations. That is why they are usually better than 3D girls. So just sit back, relax and enjoy the bouncing awesomeness.

(Though I'm speaking in a general sense, still not buying a 3DS or this game.)

But it's on the 3DS, so they're not 2D. That's the scary bit.


Icemage

[Mhurron]

Re: Senran Kagura Shoujotachi no Shinei, the reason people want 3DS?

ITT: Impossible jiggling breast physics. Seriously, Japan?

[Armando]

Re: Senran Kagura Shoujotachi no Shinei, the reason people want 3DS?

Dear J9: Stop having wrong opinions. Thanks.

But it's on the 3DS, so they're not 2D. That's the scary bit.

As long as they're not made of polygons, they can just pretend they're paper cutouts.

[DakAttack]

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Japanese breast physics make real physics boring. Stephen Hawking will cry himself to sleep when he sees this.

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

Re: Senran Kagura Shoujotachi no Shinei, the reason people want 3DS?

But it's on the 3DS, so they're not 2D. That's the scary bit.


Icemage

The wow factor of breast jiggle in 3D has already been covered with DOA Dimensions.

Hey, some of them are underage. Apparently not underage enough for Japan, though.

[Malacite]

Re: Senran Kagura Shoujotachi no Shinei, the reason people want 3DS?

Then I read further down, and started anew at Malacite's reaction. Dammit man, you need a woman.

Yes I do but that's unrelated in this case. Way to miss the point of my post.

ITT: Impossible jiggling breast physics. Seriously, Japan?

Well, Capcom brought us RE5 and Chris' impossibly bulky biceps.

[Raydeus]

Re: Senran Kagura Shoujotachi no Shinei, the reason people want 3DS?

You know what I find extremely amusing? An anime girl will get 1000 times more hate for having a good body than for using multiple weapons to kill and dismember other anime characters.

[Icemage]

Re: Senran Kagura Shoujotachi no Shinei, the reason people want 3DS?

Well, Capcom brought us RE5 and Chris' impossibly bulky biceps.

They needed an excuse for why he could win a punching contest with a freaking boulder. he could win a punching contest with a freaking boulder.

Actually, the funny over-exaggeration that makes me chuckle most outside of Japan is the feet-the-size-of-an-independent-country that all characters in Gears of War seem to have.


Icemage

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

Re: Senran Kagura Shoujotachi no Shinei, the reason people want 3DS?

They needed an excuse for why he could win a punching contest with a freaking boulder. he could win a punching contest with a freaking boulder.

I just finished that this morning. That part was ridiculous. I actually would have felt better playing Josh Stone or Sheva for the main story than Chris because at least they look human and don't have freakish biceps like Roid Rage Redfield.

Actually, the funny over-exaggeration that makes me chuckle most outside of Japan is the feet-the-size-of-an-independent-country that all characters in Gears of War seem to have.

I don't think those guys can clap, much less wipe their own asses. They have muscles on top of muscles yet the female characters? They look totally normal.

But I've reached the conclusion that 90% of the actual effort in character design goes into women anyway.

[Feba]

Re: Senran Kagura Shoujotachi no Shinei, the reason people want 3DS?

No, they all bought it for Love Plus 3D.


Seriously people, if you're going to mock the Japanese game market, know what's popular over there. Love Plus is so crazy popular that even used it sells for like $30; they recently introduced a fucking arcade game for it.

An arcade game, which is all about having a virtual girlfriend. You are expected to play this in public. This game is hugely successful.

Japanese gamers just don't give a fuck.

[Malacite]

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[Grizzlebeard]

Re: Senran Kagura Shoujotachi no Shinei, the reason people want 3DS?

I took Mala's reply to be a reference to loliporn, I mean he linked the paedo bear right. Little schoolgirls with oversized bouncing breasts gg Japan.

[jenova_9]

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lol!
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