Dogs and Cats predict E3 outcome!

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

Adorable (and adoptable!) puppies make our E3 predictions- Destructoid

Best E3 conference was agree to be Nintendo's by both dogs and cats, with MS a close second and Sony a very distant third.

They claimed there would be no Klonoa 3DS game, but that there would be new 2D Metroid and Castlevania games.

They said GTAV will be rocking the motion scan technology from LA Noire.

No HD remake of FFVII.

No new FFvsXIII trailer.

More AR card games for 3DS, including one that lets you battle Pokemon.

No Diablo III this year.

New Onimusha game announced.

A Startropics sequel for 3DS.

No cross-game VC for PS3.

The Last Story will get a western release date.

SE will make a sequel to Super Mario RPG.

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The dogs and cats of the Burbank animal shelter have spoken. I dunno about the 2D Metroid thing, that hippo at the San Diego Zoo last year was wrong about that one.

[Malacite]

Re: Dogs and Cats predict E3 outcome!

Best E3 conference was agree to be Nintendo's by both dogs and cats, with MS a close second and Sony a very distant third.

Troll harder.

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

Re: Dogs and Cats predict E3 outcome!

Troll harder.

Hey, its what the dogs and cats said, man. Apparently they didn't enjoy the Dual Shock as much as humans do. They chose a controller - that's how this was decided. Wiimotes and 360 controllers seemed to be the preference or at least more fun to chew on.

That said, it usually is the Nintendo conference that always proves to be the most interesting/entertaining. Sony used to pull out these boring charts and graphs and then some reel of games you already knew were coming. Now they just tack Kevin Butler on at the end.

Shareholders want Steve Ballmer gone from being MS CEO, we already know anyone that sees him in an Xbox press conference is frightened to death by him. Or exposed to a circus troupe that has very little to do with 360 or Kinect.

Here are my predictions.

Nintendo has the most interesting conference.
Steve Ballmer will live to scare people again.
Sony conference will be hacked.

[Feba]

Re: Dogs and Cats predict E3 outcome!

Apparently they didn't enjoy the Dual Shock as much as humans do. They chose a controller - that's how this was decided. Wiimotes and 360 controllers seemed to be the preference or at least more fun to chew on.

This is just because the controllers smell like human.

The Wii because people actually do shit with Wiimotes, the 360 because people play games into the night on it.

PS3, of course, has no games.

[Balfree]

Re: Dogs and Cats predict E3 outcome!

I use my ps3 controllers despite not having games.

Don't judge bro.

[DakAttack]

Re: Dogs and Cats predict E3 outcome!

The Wii because people actually do shit with Wiimotes,

Like, hang out or go to movies?

[Feba]

Re: Dogs and Cats predict E3 outcome!

I use my ps3 controllers despite not having games.

Now see, the Rez rerelease and every beginner Wiimote homebrew ever show that most people simply don't think the PS3 is the best source of getting jollies.


Personally I blame the SixAxis.


/and that whole batcontroller thing

[jenova_9]

Re: Dogs and Cats predict E3 outcome!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cFMMQie5RU]YouTube - ‪Aliens Colonial Marines E3 2011 Teaser Trailer [HD]‬‏[/ame]

Well that is not coming this year, mew. But Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City is sure to have a demo at E3, mew.