Pirates vs Ninjas vs Zombies vs Pandas

[Malacite]

Yeah you read that right.


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... God damn it now I want an iPhone

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

Re: Pirates vs Ninjas vs Zombies vs Pandas

I'm pulling for a Pirate/Panda alliance, I've had enough of those damn zombies and ninjas showing up in every game. Someone needs to put a stop to Ninjas and Zombies and I think Pandas and Pirates (Pandirates?) are just the thing we need to make it happen.

I mean, who would kill a panda? They're an endangered species, you're sort of a jerk if you try to kill one.

Unless it was in self-defense, but hopefully you weren't wielding a bamboo shaft because then you're just asking for it from pandas, man.

[Malacite]

Re: Pirates vs Ninjas vs Zombies vs Pandas

Ninjas FTW. Always.

Personally I don't even get why Pandas are there over Giant Robots/Mecha.


And while I Zombies, I have to agree that Zombies need to gtfo for a while as the gaming industry has had something of a Zombie fetish for the last few years (and yet ironically enough I can't wait for Dead Space 2 and the 2 new RE games for 3DS)

But those are both at least creative - enough with the generic zombie shit ala Left4Dead etc. (And the Necromorphs aren't technically Zombies either, at least not in the strictest sense. They're parasitic alien germs that reconstitute dead tissue.)

[Taskmage]

Re: Pirates vs Ninjas vs Zombies vs Pandas

Plants need to be in this equation somewhere.

[Takelli]

Re: Pirates vs Ninjas vs Zombies vs Pandas

... I really want to play this for some reason...

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

Re: Pirates vs Ninjas vs Zombies vs Pandas

Plants need to be in this equation somewhere.

Way I see it, Plants never shouldn't have don't a thing to the Zombies. Zombies aren't exactly herbivores, the Plants could have been pacifists about it, but nooooooo.

[Armando]

Re: Pirates vs Ninjas vs Zombies vs Pandas

Way I see it, Plants never shouldn't have don't a thing to the Zombies. Zombies aren't exactly herbivores, the Plants could have been pacifists about it, but nooooooo.

Who plants and waters the plants? It's certainly not the zombies.

[Aeni]

Re: Pirates vs Ninjas vs Zombies vs Pandas

Maybe a new concept. Rabbits versus Ninjas. And you gotta breed like rabbits do and build up a huge army to combat the ninjas. And I mean breed. Breed like a man who was placed on a cliched deserted island and a 100 of the top Play Boy Playmates. BREED FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY.

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

Re: Pirates vs Ninjas vs Zombies vs Pandas

If Cave Story has taught me anything, its that rabbits are jerks and only good at getting caught.