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  • A Kinect PSA

    Do not play Dance Central naked - Destructoid.com

    Or any Kinect game, for that matter.


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    Everybody knows that Kinect was meant to be played in fursuit.

    Sad, but true.
    Originally posted by Armando
    No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
    Originally posted by Armando
    Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

    REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

    GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

    THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
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    However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
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    • #3
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      We saw this coming from a mile away, though, didn't we? At least it didnt' automatically post it to facebook or anything.
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        *Ahem*


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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Yellow Mage View Post
          Everybody knows that Kinect was meant to be played in fursuit.

          Sad, but true.
          Hey, what you do with your Sonic Colors pre-order bonus, I don't need to know.

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          • #6
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            Hard drive. Magnet.

            place covertly inside a car which is about to be crushed.

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            • #7
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              The First Moron To Break His TV With Kinect

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              • #8
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                Interestingly, Kinect seems to have already outsold Move by quite a wide margin. Of course, it helps to have a killer app and Move still doesn't have one. Kinect has Dance Central and while that might not appeal to everyone, I can certainly see the appeal of that over say, EyePet and The Shoot.

                Sony Cambridge really needs a kick in the ass and I think they just got it.

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                • #9
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                  Doesn't surprise me. Sony is always a slow starter but the lifetime of their products is what, twice as long as Microsoft's?

                  Hopefully they've learned from their own stupidity with the PS3 launch and don't rush things this time around just to catch up with Kinect. Time is always on Sony's side in these cases.
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                    Originally posted by Raydeus View Post
                    Doesn't surprise me. Sony is always a slow starter but the lifetime of their products is what, twice as long as Microsoft's?
                    Depends on who you talk to. I've had to replace 2 of my PS3's and my original 360 is still up and running.
                    Originally posted by Feba
                    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                    Originally posted by DakAttack
                    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                    • #11
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                      Heheh, that's probably because you used the PS3 waaay more than the 360.

                      But I meant how long a particular product stays on the market and recieves support. For instance, 4 years of the Xbox VS 10 years for the PS2 (and counting.)

                      The PS3 still has a very long life ahead of it while the 360 is already in it's way out, and waiting for the 720 or whatever MS releases next. So there has never been a need to rush things on the part of Sony, they just tend to get cought in MS's game like noobs for no good reason.
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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by Raydeus View Post
                        Heheh, that's probably because you used the PS3 waaay more than the 360.
                        Actually I use the 360 way more than the PS3.

                        And I don't think they would get caught up in what MS does if they had a product that could stand the test of time. The PS2 did, it remains to be seen if the PS3 can.
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                        • #13
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                          Hopefully they've learned from their own stupidity with the PS3 launch and don't rush things this time around just to catch up with Kinect. Time is always on Sony's side in these cases.
                          They didn't learn from PSP
                          So they didn't learn from PS3
                          Then they came up with PSPGo
                          Move doesn't do anything we haven't seen on the Wii already
                          Xbox 360's Kinect already does.

                          Just Dance and DDR just with Wiimotes just don't bring it to the next level for the dance game genre, try as they might, motion tracking without a controller is the way to go. I'm sure Just Dance will hold out a bit longer, but DDR has clearly been surpassed.

                          As for the consoles themselves, I don't see this going anywhere for another four years. Developers are begging Sony and MS to stick out this console generation for at least another five years and considering the expense of developing HD games has just now begun to level off a bit, I think they have every right to ask to enjoy some profits for a while rather than just bleed cash and hope for the best.

                          And really, I've still not seen PS3 do anything that 360 couldn't do in terms of graphics. 360's actually been the lead platform for many games because its architecture is closer to that of a PC. Sony still likes to make their consoles some kind of mystery for developers to solve.

                          The only thing I can really hold against MS is starting the achievement trend (which is utter garbage) and the failure rate of the platform itself.

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                            Depends on who you talk to. I've had to replace 2 of my PS3's and my original 360 is still up and running.
                            True, but generally Sony's stuff is better. PS3 has something like a 15% failure rate, and even the new Slim 360's are still over 50%. One of my brother's friends who was with us last night @ the Black Ops midnight release has had to replace his Xbox several times a month on occasion. Now, clearly that's on the extreme side of things but yeah, wtf man. That's what you get for outsourcing to cheap Chinese labor when American manufacturers have typically been more expensive but also of much higher quality.
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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by Malacite View Post
                              True, but generally Sony's stuff is better. PS3 has something like a 15% failure rate, and even the new Slim 360's are still over 50%. One of my brother's friends who was with us last night @ the Black Ops midnight release has had to replace his Xbox several times a month on occasion. Now, clearly that's on the extreme side of things but yeah, wtf man. That's what you get for outsourcing to cheap Chinese labor when American manufacturers have typically been more expensive but also of much higher quality.
                              I'm sorry but if someone is having to replace their system THAT often, its not the system, its the user. Let's not forget that with ANY electronic there are things that can reduce the life of the product.
                              Originally posted by Feba
                              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                              Originally posted by Taskmage
                              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                              Originally posted by DakAttack
                              ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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