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  • #16
    Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

    Originally posted by Feba View Post
    I was referring to the whole "In which" construction to avoid the ending-with-a-preposition-curse, and then ending with a (now, also redundant) preposition anyway.
    Originally posted by The Phantom Linguist
    Will I be Arrested if I End a
    Sentence with a Preposition?



    A Southerner stopped a stranger on the Harvard campus and asked, "Could you please tell me where the library is at?" The stranger responded, "Educated people never end their sentences with a preposition." The overly polite Southerner then apologetically repeated himself: "Could you please tell me where the library is at, you jerk?"


    While editing the proof of one of his books, Winston Churchill spotted a sentence that had been clumsily rewritten by the editor to eliminate a preposition at the end. The elder statesman mocked the intention with a comment in the margin: "This is the sort of English up with which I will not put."
    These two anecdotes reflect an intolerance on both sides of the Atlantic for the rule prohibiting sentence-final prepositions. So where did the rule come from, anyway?


    Before the science of language, linguistics, schools and universities taught what is known as 'prescriptive grammar'. Prescriptive grammar is not grammar (the rules of spoken language) at all but a list of "do's and don'ts" prescribing the way those in or striving for the upper class should talk. Because all upper-class private schools of the time emphasized, if not required Latin, 'good' grammar was presumed to be grammar that emulated Latin grammar.


    The problem is, English is not Latin, an insight lost on prescriptivists. Latin has cases and every Latin preposition is associated with a case. For example, the word for "wine" in Latin is vinum. However, the prepositional phrase corresponding to "in wine" is in vino (as in 'in vino veritas'; 'wine brings out the truth') ending on the Ablative case marker, -o, because in was associated with the Ablative case. So the suffix of vin-o identifies the noun vin-um as the object of the preposition in and not the object of any other preposition in the sentence; in short, they go together.
    Because sentences usually contain several prepositional phrases like this (e.g., "A relative of the fruitfly was doing something like the backstroke in the wine on the table in the library."), it is important to keep up with which noun goes with which preposition. The easiest way to do that is by a rule that prepositions are never separated from their object noun (or noun phrase if the noun is modified by adjectives). Latin has that rule.
    Believing that Latin grammar represents grammatical perfection and unintimidated by the onerous task of molding English in the image of Latin, prescriptive grammarians proscribed the use of prepositions anywhere other than immediately before their object noun. For example, one should not say "the prescriptivist John clashed with," but rather "the prescriptivist with whom John clashed", not "the rule John laughed at," but "the rule at which John laughed".


    The fact of the matter is, however, English simply does not have case endings on nouns that are objects of prepositions, so the reason for keeping prepositions and their object nouns together is wholly irrelevant to English. You may keep them together or not. You'll never spend a night in jail either way. However, because of the upper-class bias in the rule's history, its use now makes you sound pretentious: "the chap in whom I invested my trust". (Is that you? It isn't me; nor was it Winston Churchill.)
    This example teaches us two important lessons about language. First, each and every language has its own set of grammatical rules and everyone who speaks that language knows what they are in his or her region. (They do vary slightly from region to region--big deal.) That is what speech is: the use of grammatical rules to express oneself. Second, prescriptive grammar is based on misconceptions about language and causes far more mischief than good.


    Better to stick with the linguists.

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    • #17
      Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

      Originally posted by Feba View Post
      I was referring to the whole "In which" construction to avoid the ending-with-a-preposition-curse, and then ending with a (now, also redundant) preposition anyway.

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      • #18
        Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

        Yes, BBQ, like I said. I don't approve of the whole "never end with prepositions thing" either.

        The humor comes in doing the whole "in which" flip, and then leaving the preposition on anyway, to make a sentence which is, if not patently wrong, quite awkward and humorous.

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        • #19
          Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

          Its the sort of thing I would catch if I was blogging or doing a formal essay, its not something I worry about for a forum post.

          Anyway, back to the topic at hand:



          Brosnan sucks.

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          • #20
            Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

            If they're making a remake, I wonder if they'll try to shut down Goldeneye: Source?

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            • #21
              Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

              Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
              Brosnan sucks.
              Says you.
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              • #22
                Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

                Originally posted by Malacite View Post
                Says you.
                That's some great debatin' there, Malacite.

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                • #23
                  Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

                  This whole thing is fail, for multiple reasons.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

                    Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
                    This whole thing is fail, for multiple reasons.
                    If there are multiple ones, I'm sure you can list them.

                    If Nintendo is watching over the production - which they likely are - i highly doubt there will be problems with the product.

                    Rare really died after they put out Perfect Dark, most people who were with them have moved on to many different development teams since then.
                    Last edited by Omgwtfbbqkitten; 06-07-2010, 04:57 PM.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

                      First of all, the Wii. It makes sense from a business perspective, since it's literally going to rape the casuals' pockets. This is where the fail begins, because it's been done with movies where somebody thought a niche subject with limited mass appeal could be watered down until it appealed to everybody. It's probably going to be super lame.

                      Second, Daniel Craig. Since I'm not some screaming girl who lives to see him take his shirt off I don't like him. I don't know if there's ever been a Bond less manly than him, but he's a strong contender in that arena. Pierce Brosnan James'd the shit out of that Bond. It's not his fault each installment after Golden Eye sucked balls. I'm sure Brosnan isn't included for valid technical reasons, BUT STILL. HOW DARE THEY EVEN CONSIDER IT???

                      I'm more butthurt about it being on the Wii than anything else, but I'm taking that as a sign that it's going to suck.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

                        Mmkay, I liked Malicite's reasons better.

                        Deus ex machina is not "manly"

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                        • #27
                          Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

                          I'm sorry but after playing first-person-shooters on the Wii I will never go back to dual-analog. It's either Wii or mouse/keyboard for me. So I'm quite glad this is a Wii exclusive (if it's even real).

                          If you've played a good Wii shooter you'll agree. If you haven't, your bias will disagree.
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                          • #28
                            Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

                            Originally posted by Cheezeman3000 View Post
                            I'm sorry but after playing first-person-shooters on the Wii I will never go back to dual-analog. It's either Wii or mouse/keyboard for me. So I'm quite glad this is a Wii exclusive (if it's even real).

                            If you've played a good Wii shooter you'll agree. If you haven't, your bias will disagree.
                            Congratulations on being completely unique in some way.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

                              Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
                              Congratulations on being completely unique in some way.
                              You're welcome.

                              But seriously... the controls on MP3 alone are much more precice than the controls on [insert any shooter ever made for a console]. And developers have done even better than MP3 on some games.
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                              • #30
                                Re: Watch the fanboys cry: Goldeneye remake looking like a real thing

                                FPS on the Wii are fun...cant disagree there. (ok maybe some of you can) Not saying they are over dual analog just saying its fun b/c its a new type of difficultly that i like to see in new games. i find it borring after playing one FPS and then another and they all have practly the same controls. switch over to FPS on the Wii was a good change of pase for me and i liked the challenge of the "new aiming system". The one MAJOR down side i see, more me, is that it gets really really hard to play ANY FPS on the Wii after like 4 or 5 beers....especially if you like standing up and playing.
                                <insert painful memory here>
                                after say...beer #8 i started to really get into playing and tried "dodging" bullets and rockets and what-not, which im sure all of us do/have done at one point or another whether we are drunk or sober. anyways i really got into the whole dodging and moving around and ended up tripping and falling flat on my face and ripping the cored out of the romote somehow. lol i still dont know how that happened.
                                So im looking forward to it on Wii...cant say that its going to be good or not cuz ive never been good at judging games...but have a feeling it'll be either top notche or a complete pile of crap.

                                Anyways, brosnan was a great Bond, he just got shitty writers and shitty Bond girls after Goldeneye. He played the Bond role perfectly...well not as good as moore or connery. I also like Craig as Bond, he brings a different yet familar vibe to the new era of Bond...the 1 thing i HATED in the new movies was the lack of gadget. Bond = Godgets!!! If the movies continue without the gadget i feel that they will always be sub-par to the rest of the Bond movies, well besides those two or three crappy ones before brosnan.

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