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    Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

    This is the most hilarious videogame related story I heard this month.

    Strippers or Counter-Strike — Which Gets a Gamer's Attention?

    'Over in Moscow, two top Counter-Strike teams met in a LAN contest. As soon as they started runnin' and gunnin' however, the promoter threw in a surprise to test the team's focus: Strippers. Russian strippers. Let's get to the NSFW!'

    English Russia reports that

    "it was impossible to put an attention of those hopeless men off. The game was drawing to a close and the ladies were sweating as much as they could, but the eyes of the tough players were nailed to the screens tight."

    In the matchup, the team forZe bested rival Virtus.pro.
    Tags: counterstrike, strippers
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    Re: Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

    More proof that Counterstrike players shouldn't breed.
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      Re: Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

      If I were good enough at any competitive game to be participating in a tournament I'm pretty sure I would rather try and win said tournament than stare at some sluts that wouldn't even give me the time of day if someone weren't slipping $20s into their panties.


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      • #4
        Re: Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

        These men are heroes.
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          Re: Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

          Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
          More proof that Counterstrike players shouldn't breed.
          Cause they didn't waste their time staring at random sluts who they'll prolly never see again? Clearly we see why YOU shouldn't breed if you think paying attention to strippers was the smart choice there.
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            Re: Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

            Originally posted by Clever Ninja View Post
            Cause they didn't waste their time staring at random sluts who they'll prolly never see again? Clearly we see why YOU shouldn't breed if you think paying attention to strippers was the smart choice there.
            Actually, upon review of the photos up on Destructoid, two of the three strippers were worth ignoring. Resisting the other two would be pretty easy and you'd even want to slap them for getting near the monitor.

            Even so, I don't think these players ever have a hope of getting laid anyway. When you're dealing with people who insist "random grenades" and sniper rifles are cheating, its just best to keep moving on up the social ladder past that game.
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              Re: Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

              Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
              Actually, upon review of the photos up on Destructoid, two of the three strippers were worth ignoring. Resisting the other two would be pretty easy and you'd even want to slap them for getting near the monitor.

              Even so, I don't think these players ever have a hope of getting laid anyway. When you're dealing with people who insist "random grenades" and sniper rifles are cheating, its just best to keep moving on up the social ladder past that game.
              HA! So true.
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                Re: Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

                Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
                More proof that Counterstrike players shouldn't breed.
                Too late, I already did......and my son plays too.


                That was f**king AWESOME! Kudos to those guys....strippers come and go but CS will go on forever!
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                • #9
                  Re: Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

                  Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                  CS will go on forever!
                  This is how you make me feel when you say things like that.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

                    /comfort Dak

                    The truth hurts sometimes.
                    Originally posted by Feba
                    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                    Originally posted by DakAttack
                    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

                      Lol.. I haven't played CS in almost 8 years..
                      A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                      it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                      R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                      Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                      • #12
                        Re: Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

                        My brother and I used to play. I'm not sure why I played, but my brother played solely to make people rage out. Most often, it backfired and he raged out. He was never against using aimbots and wallhacks in his efforts. This is an accurate indicator of future criminal behavior.
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                          Re: Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

                          Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
                          My brother and I used to play. I'm not sure why I played, but my brother played solely to make people rage out. Most often, it backfired and he raged out. He was never against using aimbots and wallhacks in his efforts. This is an accurate indicator of future criminal behavior.
                          I don't use any hacks but I sometimes do enjoy making people rage. LOL If my son and I play its so funny to have him say "Dude! That was my MOTHER that just...<insert some method of pwning here>" I usually get hunted down after that though. lol
                          Originally posted by Feba
                          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                          Originally posted by Taskmage
                          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                          Originally posted by DakAttack
                          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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