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  • #31
    Re: FFXIII Main Character... is Cloud?

    I think the main reason the pictures look sort of similar is that they were rendered with the same program. That accounts for the skin, which is the main point of similarity (other than eye color, and lots of different people have the same eye color).

    And I think that it's Cloud that was the hermaphrodite (technically, the word is "bishounen"). This would never work with Barrett or Auron. Didn't Cloud cross-dress convincingly enough to get hit on in FFVII?
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    • #32
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      Originally posted by Tickmeoff View Post
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      having sex twice at the same time sounds good to me
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      • #33
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        Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
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        Originally posted by Feba View Post
        On a side note, let's face it, Cloud was pretty much always a chick anyway.
        All and all all the female cast of FF7 were by far stronger willed character then Cloud which makes me think Cloud was technically just the camera man. Come on how can Cloud have less personality then Crono from Chrono trigger.

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        • #34
          Re: FFXIII Main Character... is Cloud?

          Originally posted by Karinya View Post
          And I think that it's Cloud that was the hermaphrodite (technically, the word is "bishounen"). This would never work with Barrett or Auron. Didn't Cloud cross-dress convincingly enough to get hit on in FFVII?
          Yes, yes he did. Seriously, how come she's the hermaphrodite when she's a woman who looks like a woman while Cloud was a man who looks like a girl? And his AC design just upped his feminity up to questionable levels.
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          • #35
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            Originally posted by Ziero View Post
            Yes, yes he did. Seriously, how come she's the hermaphrodite when she's a woman who looks like a woman while Cloud was a man who looks like a girl? And his AC design just upped his feminity up to questionable levels.
            "Chick with a dick" has a better ring to it. (Edit: That is, compared to anything you could say with masculine pronouns.)
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            • #36
              Re: FFXIII Main Character... is Cloud?

              Cloud can still be a chick with a dick, he's just missing the boobs =P
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              • #37
                Re: FFXIII Main Character... is Cloud?

                Originally posted by Karinya View Post
                Didn't Cloud cross-dress convincingly enough to get hit on in FFVII?
                I forgot about that.

                When I first saw this topic, I didn't think that this was about the girl from FFXIII, but about how the guy from FFvsXIII resembles Cloud.

                Well I guess they made jokes about Tidus's femininity (sp?) too. Why is it everytime I see AC Cloud, I always think of "Dilly Dally Silly Shally..." And everytime I see Tidus I think of that scene of him laughing....
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                • #38
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                  Originally posted by Sekighara View Post
                  If I am correct I think you found the Anti-Life Equation...Brilliant
                  All is one in Darkseid! Can you outrace the Omega Sanction?

                  All and all all the female cast of FF7 were by far stronger willed character then Cloud which makes me think Cloud was technically just the camera man. Come on how can Cloud have less personality then Crono from Chrono trigger.
                  Crono had a stronger personality, too. He didn't sit there and mope, act like a loner and push people away. No, that's a job for Cloud, Squall or Neku. Crono, on the other hand, doesn't speak a word, but always gets shit done without complaint. Least Squall got over himself, though. I'm playing The World Ends with You right now and all I want to see is someone kicking Neku's ass.

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                  • #39
                    Re: FFXIII Main Character... is Cloud?

                    Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
                    All is one in Darkseid! Can you outrace the Omega Sanction?
                    Of course, its just like Deriving while drunk. All in all you wake up the next day with crap drawn on your face and hoping that your memories were a compliation of dreams and not real life events.


                    Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
                    Crono had a stronger personality, too. He didn't sit there and mope, act like a loner and push people away. No, that's a job for Cloud, Squall or Neku. Crono, on the other hand, doesn't speak a word, but always gets shit done without complaint. Least Squall got over himself, though. I'm playing The World Ends with You right now and all I want to see is someone kicking Neku's ass.
                    First Crono travelled back in time to save a girl from unknown pearls that no one could describe, that he met no more then 7 minutes ago armed with only a wodden sword and a gi. Tact onto that he had no money besides some useless silver points that you got from destroying gato to make him stop rapping. Crono is so epic that his depth is not only the eqiuvelent of heroic but is a definition of defender of the planet. The fact that his character model is goku is not undersight for this .

                    Squall, well he was going to get laid. I have seen guys race towards death for that reason time and time before. So his personality was going to switch eventually. You technically could have said the same thing about Crono but again he is Crono.

                    My friend explained to me Neko and well I still have a problem with every villian looking cooler by far then every hero.

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                    • #40
                      Re: FFXIII Main Character... is Cloud?

                      Didn't Cloud cross-dress convincingly enough to get hit on in FFVII?
                      Yes. Yes he did, which is why this doesn't bother me. Well, it could also be that the people in Sector 8 (or was it 6?) are a bunch of desperate saps that'd tap a drag queen knowing full well it's a guy. But I prefer to think he actually fooled everyone because it's just so much funnier that way. He fooled Don Corneo at least, but fuck that pig.

                      Well that, and I've seen so many traps, reverse traps and reverse-reverse traps that I just don't care any more. I'm not gonna end up in bed with it so what kind of package it comes with is irrelevant. I'm not gonna browse the interwebs in fear of finding out that X is a man or Y is a girl/makes a damned fine looking girl.
                      First Crono travelled back in time to save a girl from unknown pearls that no one could describe, that he met no more then 7 minutes ago armed with only a wodden sword and a gi. Tact onto that he had no money besides some useless silver points that you got from destroying gato to make him stop rapping. Crono is so epic that his depth is not only the eqiuvelent of heroic but is a definition of defender of the planet. The fact that his character model is goku is not undersight for this .
                      You've been doing it wrong. You're supposed to talk to his mom at the beginning of the game to your allowance. Also, his hair is nowhere as ridiculous as Goku's. Goku's hair is freaking two-dimensional.

                      P.S. pearls -> perils, travelled -> traveled, wodden -> wooden, tact -> tack, eqiuvelent -> equivalent. I hate to be a grammar nazi but I really can't let some of those slide.

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                      Is this from Mortal Kombat?
                      Last edited by Armando; 05-20-2009, 08:18 AM.

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                      • #41
                        Re: FFXIII Main Character... is Cloud?

                        Yeah, that's from MK2, I think.

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                        • #42
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                          Originally posted by Sekighara View Post
                          Squall, well he was going to get laid. I have seen guys race towards death for that reason time and time before.
                          Damn right. Squall did what he had to do for the reward (which was to do what he wanted to do, but I digress). For this reason alone, no one should talk bad about Squall. Everyone here would do the same thing.

                          it could also be that the people in Sector 8 (or was it 6?) are a bunch of desperate saps that'd tap a drag queen knowing full well it's a guy. But I prefer to think he actually fooled everyone because it's just so much funnier that way. He fooled Don Corneo at least, but fuck that pig.
                          It was 6 and there was a lot of the ghey floating around there, but ya, it was pretty obvious that the whole thing was supposed to be funny instead of suggesting Cloud made a better woman then man.
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                          • #43
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                            Originally posted by Armando View Post
                            Is this from Mortal Kombat?
                            Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
                            Yeah, that's from MK2, I think.
                            Yes and Yes

                            Originally posted by Mhurron View Post
                            It was 6 and there was a lot of the ghey floating around there, but ya, it was pretty obvious that the whole thing was supposed to be funny instead of suggesting Cloud made a better woman then man.
                            You mean the place with the brothel full of chicks in bee costumes? Sexually depraved, yes. "A lot of ghey", not so much. It was because Cloud made such a convincing woman that people hit on him. Which is why I'm convinced he's the hermaphrodite, not the FFXIII chick.
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                            • #44
                              Re: FFXIII Main Character... is Cloud?

                              Not hermaphrodite. Androgynous.

                              Hermaphrodites have both male and female plumbing(but can look either male or female decidedly), androgynous just look like they can go either way.

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                              • #45
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                                Originally posted by Armando View Post
                                I hate to be a grammar nazi but I really can't let some of those slide.
                                I was hoping someone would fix those . I noticed alot of them but didnt feel like editing, I missed the Tact though. I love when people do that personally makes it that much easier to understand my writing and to be able to copy and paste it.

                                Originally posted by Ziero View Post
                                It was because Cloud made such a convincing woman that people hit on him. Which is why I'm convinced he's the hermaphrodite, not the FFXIII chick.
                                Well I remember Cloud was brought up in an overcompensation statement in some PSmag back in the day because of his sword. But maybe Ziero has a point. Maybe if you dress him up like a WHM and gave him a staff we would see his true colors.
                                Last edited by Sekighara; 05-20-2009, 09:18 AM.

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