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  • #16
    Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

    Originally posted by Illuen View Post
    You know, I just spent 10 minutes trying to think of a way to make the title "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater" funnier than it currently is. So far, I'm unsucessful.
    Metal Gear Sold 3: You spend 8 hours playing this game trying to figure out what the fuck it has to do with the series, all in order to understand the 10 minute ending to the next game.

    Xenosomething: Yet another robot game...we're sooo sorry we couldn't keep the license from the original.

    Tekken: Same Characters, Same Plot, Different Console.

    Dragon Quest: PLEASE, stop playing Final Fantasy games and pay attention to us.

    Pokemon: You'll never catch 'em all.........you'll grow up far sooner than we'll stop dreaming up new ones.

    Halo: Andriod tries to stop aliens from blowing up a ring and destroying the universe. Then ends up blowing the bitch up to stop a small floating orb who's the final boss instead of the leader of the Flood. (Don't forget to watch the extended ending, so we can continue to milk this cash cow.)

    Resident Evil: Where the fuck are the zombies?

    Final Fantasy VII: Yet another spin-off, but no PS3 remake bitches!

    (/derail thread: Why did they do a game starring Vincent? If they wanted to make money, they should've made a game starring Sephiroth and made it about the War of Wutai and all the events leading up to his eventual psychotic episode)
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    • #17
      Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

      Daikatana 2
      Disgaea: Hour of Mildy Overcast Weather
      Grand Theft Chocobo
      Triangle Hero
      Big Game Hunter: PETA Edition
      Splinter Cell: Minimum Security Orphanage
      Dynasty Warriors: Lolicon Edition
      Pokemon Iron Pyrite
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      • #18
        Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

        Originally posted by Rodin View Post
        Resident Evil: Where the fuck are the zombies?
        I laughed. More than I should've.

        (/derail thread: Why did they do a game starring Vincent? If they wanted to make money, they should've made a game starring Sephiroth and made it about the War of Wutai and all the events leading up to his eventual psychotic episode)
        Not that those events would be disinteresting, but I really wanted a Vincent game. I even like the plot (what I saw of it and what my brother told me of it - I only played about 2 hours of it myself). Which only serves to infuriate me further.

        Whenever I think "Dirge of Cerberus" I get pissed off at how poor the game was. Enough to make me strongly consider canceling my FFXI account and never buy another S-E game again. It was so blatantly just taking advantage of fan boys.
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        • #19
          Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

          Originally posted by Firewind View Post
          Pokemon Iron Pyrite
          Hey, wait a minute! This isn't Jhoto! This is like some kind of cheep knockoff!
          ______________________________
          Also, not exactly a translated game, but imagine this for a bit:

          Halo: Combat Ascended

          Think about all the meanings that could have . . .
          Last edited by Yellow Mage; 12-16-2008, 04:11 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
          Originally posted by Armando
          No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
          Originally posted by Armando
          Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
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          • #20
            Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

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            • #21
              Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

              Splinter Cell: Pandora's Box
              Splinter Cell: Chaos Emeralds
              Grand Theft Auto: I.V. (Intravenous therapy)
              Battlefield: Bad Luck
              Battlefield: Mortal Combat
              Guitar Hero III: The World Is Yours
              Start Ocean: Apocalypse
              Super Smash Bros: Crawl
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              Disgaea 3: Are we done with 1 & 2 yet?
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              • #22
                Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

                Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
                Battlefield: Bad Luck
                That's what its called when I play it! LOL
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                • #23
                  Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

                  Originally posted by Firewind View Post
                  Pokemon Iron Pyrite
                  Originally posted by Yellow Mage View Post
                  Hey, wait a minute! This isn't Jhoto! This is like some kind of cheep knockoff!
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                  Originally posted by Solymir
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                  • #24
                    Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

                    Originally posted by Firewind View Post
                    Dynasty Warriors: Lolicon Edition
                    Isn't that what it is normally anyways?






                    Dynasty Warriors: Watch us Underpay Zhao Yun Again to be our Posterboy
                    Grand Theft Identity: Credit Fraud Edition
                    Guilty Gear XXX: Hardcore "Tension"
                    Metal Gear Solid 5: Kojima's Lost us on This One, So Here's Some Nifty Military Action in High Res
                    BurntOut
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                    Mega Man Zero Axl Sigma DASH 14: The One Where A Couple of Kids Completely Unrelated to the Franchise Fight Some Robots Because the Soul of Some Jackass Robot That Was the Bastard Son of the 3rd Cousin to a Guy That Knew the Story of Megaman X and Zero From 400 Years Ago Possesed Some Random Computer Somewhere

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                    • #25
                      Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

                      Originally posted by Rodin View Post
                      (/derail thread: Why did they do a game starring Vincent? If they wanted to make money, they should've made a game starring Sephiroth and made it about the War of Wutai and all the events leading up to his eventual psychotic episode)

                      You obviously haven't played Crisis Core. While it didn't star Sephiroth he was a major character and it covered that.
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                      • #26
                        Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

                        Originally posted by Susurrus View Post
                        You obviously haven't played Crisis Core. While it didn't star Sephiroth he was a major character and it covered that.
                        I have a portable DVD player already, so no...I haven't. lol (All PSP is really good for, IMO)

                        I'm pissed that FFVII:CC was put on it. -.-
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                        • #27
                          Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

                          Originally posted by LilithAngel View Post
                          Isn't that what it is normally anyways?


                          I was thinking more DW: Bishounen, Fanservice and terrible voice acting edition

                          Guitar Hero 4: The Inevitable Overdose
                          Call of Duty: Zulu War
                          Metal Gear Geriatrics
                          Fallout 4: Hiroshima Edition
                          Pygmy Warriors
                          Halo 4: Spartans Gone Wild
                          DeadFantasy
                          Tales of Symphonia 2: the Inevitable Child Actor's Breakdown
                          Grandma Turismo
                          Wikipedia Raider
                          The Elder Scrolls V: We can't be bothered to remake Tamriel so just have another province's story that destroys story continuity
                          Dead of Alive: Pettanko Edition
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                          • #28
                            Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

                            Tomb Raider: Bounce Bounce

                            Dead or Alive: Jiggle Jiggle

                            Duke Nukem: So much masculinity, you'd think it was a Gunther music video.

                            Guitar Hero: 3 songs you want to play, but you have to play the other 24 songs by bands you've never heard of to get to them.

                            Splinter Cell: One Night in Paris.
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                            • #29
                              Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

                              Guilty Gear: Sex.

                              Oh wait.
                              [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSNDsUElxoo[/ame]

                              Also, "Castlevania: Rondo of Life Energy" (Akumajo Dracula X: Chi no Rondo)
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                              • #30
                                Re: ALTERNATIVE VIDEO GAME TITLE TRANSLATIONS (You're glad they didn't use)

                                I will, of course, have to track that down. Bad English dub and all.
                                Last edited by LilithAngel; 12-18-2008, 09:19 AM. Reason: I didn't know Ben Stein did Ky Kiske's voice. "Clear Eyes. Wow. Oh, and Ride the Lightning." :|

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