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  • #16
    Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

    I think we can all agree that Seymour was very loathsome and very forgettable.
    Originally posted by Armando
    No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
    Originally posted by Armando
    Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

    REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

    GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

    THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
    Matthew 16:15

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    • #17
      Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

      Oh, yeah.

      Shadow the Hedgehog, after Sonic Heroes. Technically he's playable but still, guns, wtf.

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      • #18
        Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

        Then there's Rose in MGS2... /wrist
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        • #19
          Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

          I actually liked Rose. Of course, the "you just saved your game. you probably don't have anywhere to go so I'm going to pour my heart into some rather dramatic and pretty important stuff over the next ten minutes" bit was annoying, but the character worked.

          Also, guys, Donald Duck. Really. And are my eyes playing tricks on me, or did NOBODY mention Navi?

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          • #20
            Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

            And are my eyes playing tricks on me, or did NOBODY mention Navi?
            Your eyes to not lie, we just hate Kaepora Gaebora that much.

            Also, fuck, if you're going to make a character talk for 20 button presses, and then make him ask "Did you get all that?" do NOT put "No" as the first option.

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            • #21
              Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

              Incorrect, someone did mention Navi...

              Originally posted by Malacite View Post
              Hmm there are quite a few. Tingle and Navi come to mind.
              Originally posted by Feba
              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
              Originally posted by Taskmage
              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
              Originally posted by DakAttack
              ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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              • #22
                Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

                I need to stop skimming over posts.

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                • #23
                  Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

                  Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                  Incorrect, someone did mention Navi...
                  if you consider that a someone, I guess.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

                    The Emperor in Oblivion. Seriously, the bastard WANTS to die, I even tried blocking the path that the guy comes through to kill him, and it took 25 minutes for the assassin to push me far enough so that he could get through to stab at the Emperor.

                    I didn't really like Paine in FFX-2, but all in all, I didn't like that game much at all either.

                    The owl from Zelda that gave me a 20 button speach 6 times in a row because I was rapidly pressing A to get through it faster. Tingle is another one... pedophile bastard.

                    Selphie. Her slots were the only good thing about her. Getting "The End" triple casted was fun and all, but she was a horrible character.

                    Penelo and Vaan from FFXII. Annoying as shit. Penelo and Vaan need to go die in a cave somewhere and let the game continue with the real super-team. Balthier, Basch, and slutty-bunny-girl.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

                      Ambassador Dvinn from Everquest. Introduced me to the concept of an undercon... repeatedly.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

                        Yeah I think Vaan takes the cake as worst "main" character ever. I want to strangle whoever wrote FF12. The story was alright for the most part, but Ashe really just steals the stage away from him to the point where he could have died/vanished and it would have had zero impact.

                        Most 1 dimentional character ever.
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                        • #27
                          Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

                          FFXII doesn't HAVE a main character. That's the beauty of it.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

                            I don't really see why Vaan was annoying, he was just kinda there and had a reason to be mad at the Empire. I mean, Gabronth did kill his brother and all. Vaan was kinda the pawn that got the ball rolling.

                            Penelo didn't have anything aside from being cute. I think of Vaan and Penelo as the Artoo and C3P0 of FFXII since there wasn't really a Luke.

                            Balthier = Han Solo
                            Fran = Chewbacca
                            Basch = Obi Wan
                            Ashe = Princess Leia
                            Vaan = R2D2
                            Penelo = C3P0

                            EDIT: After getting frustrated with "Cop Land" so much in Vice City, I fell back on my old strategy when I got stuck somewhere in GTA III. I got max Wanted rating and jacked a Rhino. Lance seemed to find the door on that fast and no worries about cop and FBI cars trying to turn me over as I got away. I'm keeping the Rhino for future missions >.>/
                            Last edited by Omgwtfbbqkitten; 09-07-2008, 03:28 AM.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

                              It does Feba, and it's Ashe.
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                              • #30
                                Re: Most Hated NPCs in Games

                                If the game doesn't force me to put the person in my party then he/she clearly isn't main character enough!

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