Lara's baaaaaaack.....honestly how old is that woman??

[TheGrandMom]

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[Kitalrez]

Re: Lara's baaaaaaack.....honestly how old is that woman??

Huh, kind of amazing what you can do with plastic surgery and hair dye these days. I pity that push-up bra, though. That must be really straining to contain the sagging...

I wonder if the final enemy is Menopause? Our heroine won't rest until she gets her eggs back!

[Aksannyi]

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I lollllllled so hard at the thread title.

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Lara's baaaaaaack.....honestly how old is that woman??

I wonder if the final enemy is Menopause? Our heroine won't rest until she gets her eggs back!

I don't know whether to bust out laughing or smack you upside the head!

*TGM's gamer side and aging woman side duke it out!*

[Kitalrez]

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I don't know whether to bust out laughing or smack you upside the head!

Meh, most women don't know how to take my humor, I'm used to it. I don't date much. On the other hand, I frequently describe myself as "happy". I wonder if the two are somehow related?

[Pai Pai Master]

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No thanks. I'll just wait for Uncharted 2.

[Feba]

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what the fuck is she trying to kick?

[Kitalrez]

Re: Lara's baaaaaaack.....honestly how old is that woman??

You see, the tiger there isn't actually just wandering up to bite or claw the heroine, he's actually a kung-fu master from an animated movie. You can clearly see from the picture how he's expertly ducking that clumsily executed kick. The tension in his muscles also shows he's about to jump with a rising uppercut as a counter move. Note the open mouth and flexed throat as he's midway through screaming "Shoryuken!"

I am, however, very concerned that he seems to be lacking the pants common in anthropomorphic cartoon animals. I'm not sure what message this is sending our children about public nudity.

[Balfree]

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I love Lara, and this is no news to any tomb raider fans.

That pic is funny tho lol

[Caspian]

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I'm sure the air above the tiger just shit its pants.

[TheGrandMom]

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I'm sure the air above the tiger just shit its pants.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I love Lara and I usually end up buying the games. I enjoyed Uncharted too and I'll also buy that. I'm getting tired of shooters since there is just such a flood of them on PC/Consoles lately.

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

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I can't even stand looking at Uncharted. They have those Madden 2001 kinda eyes on the characters, creeps me out too much. Also why I have a hard time playing GTA: Vice City, well, it was more knowing that Ray Liotta voiced the character and that Ray Liotta has those creepy Madden 2001 eyes in real life.

Also, Uncharted had modern pirates. Modern pirates suck.

Rather than bitch about anything Tomb Raider, I'm just glad the franchise is back on track and doing Indy-style adventure. So long as Lara keeps to those roots, she can do no wrong in my mind.

[TheGrandMom]

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I can't even stand looking at Uncharted. They have those Madden 2001 kinda eyes on the characters, creeps me out too much. Also why I have a hard time playing GTA: Vice City, well, it was more knowing that Ray Liotta voiced the character and that Ray Liotta has those creepy Madden 2001 eyes in real life.

I lol'd so damn loud at this!

I'm still leary about a new Lara game. Playing Angel of Darkness was like having someone burn my little hand with a hot stove burner and tell me "Don't do that again!" I'll wait and see but Lara always sucks me back into her clutches!

[Ziero]

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I liked Uncharted for it's gunfights and such, but was let down by it's limited exploration, puzzles and most importantly it's platforming. It's a good game and I'd buy the sequel, but it was nothing like Tomb Raider. I fell in love with Lara because of those super sick flips and break neck (literally) precision jumps and how you had to get everything right in one try to create this awesome acrobatic spectacle that you would have otherwise never thought possible.

But I haven't really played any TR games since 3 or 4 so I'm not all that caught up with the franchise.

[Kitalrez]

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Lara always sucks me back into her clutches!

Yeah, I blame the bewbs. Lord knows DOA games didn't sell millions of copies based on their superior volleyball physics.