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    Irate father nails Xbox to tree - Joystiq

    "After having "warned [their] 3 boys about their behavior while playing the Xbox," a rather vengeful father had decided to create folk art with the console (i.e. he nailed it to a tree), according to the mother's CNN iReport. In the comment section, the mother said the kids do not "totally hate dad ... There was a problem, and the problem was addressed properly."

    Not to worry for the kids, however, as a replacement Xbox can be found on eBay for well under $40. In fact, the Xbox shown above can be found on the online auction site as well, with 50% of proceeds reportedly going to the local school system and 50% towards the children's college fund. So, now that we know it can be nailed ... will it blend?
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    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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    Re: WOW...don't piss off this dad!

    That's the sweetest dad ever.
    ~~~BLM SAM RNG NIN PLD~~~

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    • #3
      Re: WOW...don't piss off this dad!

      Awesome.
      "I have a forebrain, my ability to abstract thoughts allow for all kinds of things" - Red Mage 8-Bit theater

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      • #4
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        Can't tell you how many times I would have liked to do the same thing with my son's PC. Did you ever see those shirts "Instant A**hole just add alcohol"? The saying in our house for our son is "Instant A**hole just add Counter Strike".
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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          $400 well spent >_>


          If it were me, a good smack up-side their heads would have done just as well.
          sigpic


          "BLAH BLAH BLAH TIDAL WAVE!!!"

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            Originally posted by Malacite View Post
            $400 well spent >_>
            You misplaced a decimal.

            Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
            Not to worry for the kids, however, as a replacement Xbox can be found on eBay for well under $40.
            Originally posted by Armando
            No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
            Originally posted by Armando
            Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

            REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

            GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

            THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
            Matthew 16:15

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              Re: WOW...don't piss off this dad!

              He should buy them a pony and encourage them to play outside.

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              • #8
                Re: WOW...don't piss off this dad!

                *applause*

                Good parenting.
                Callysto of RamuhCaithsith - 75 RDM / BRD / COR / PLD / WAR / SCH / DRK

                Formerly Callisto of Ramuh. | Retired 5.28.10

                Callisto Broadwurst of Palamecia

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                  Originally posted by Angrykitten View Post
                  He should buy them a pony and encourage them to play outside.
                  Until he gets pissy again and serves them mystery meat.

                  "Hey dad? ....where did the pony go?"

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                    Originally posted by WovenDarkness View Post
                    Until he gets pissy again and serves them mystery meat.

                    "Hey dad? ....where did the pony go?"
                    Hey now, I hear horse is supposed to be very lean. It's a delicacy in France you know.
                    Originally posted by Ellipses
                    Really, it's just like pretty much every question about this game that begins with "Why." The answer is "Because."
                    Originally posted by MCLV
                    A subjob is like sex, you shouldn't have it untill your 18 but if you don't have it after 21 everyone laughs at you.
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                    • #11
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                      No spanking, no grounding, no taking away the toy for awhile?

                      Sounds like serious over reaction to me.


                      You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be misqouted and then used against you.

                      I don't have a big ego, it just has a large mouth.

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                        Originally posted by Neomage View Post
                        Hey now, I hear horse is supposed to be very lean. It's a delicacy in France you know.
                        I've eaten it. Back in the 70's some restuarants in the area were busted for serving it to unknowing customers. I've also eaten dog. Used to absolutely LOVE these HUGE burritos we got from the local Mexican restuarant. Went there one day and it was shut down. Then we read in the paper why. We laughed and called them Beagle Burritos. lol
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                          Originally posted by Vyuru View Post
                          No spanking, no grounding, no taking away the toy for awhile?

                          Sounds like serious over reaction to me.
                          He was Irate. Seems like those things didn't work.
                          signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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                            Originally posted by Neomage View Post
                            Hey now, I hear horse is supposed to be very lean. It's a delicacy in France you know.
                            That's what I understand as well. I was looking forward to trying it when I was there but my at the time girlfriend would have had none of me if I had. I had to settle for a friend telling me that it was pretty good but that it had a different texture than cow. /sigh


                            In hindsight, I should have eaten that horse steak, and got one to go as well.

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                              Re: WOW...don't piss off this dad!

                              If I was that man's son, I'd take his car and nail it to a tree. That'd show him!

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