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    Rock Band = Marriage Counselling.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Relationship plan A

    I'm skeptical that this actually works, but if it does, I'm all over it.

    Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!
    Tags: band, counselling, marriage, rock
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    Re: Rock Band = Marriage Counselling.

    "Ah yes, the noise-canceling headphones. You could lock Rush Limbaugh, Phyllis Schlafly and Mullah Omar in a room together with a stack of Hustlers and 10 ounces of meth, and they couldn't come up with anything more misogynist."

    I think I pee'd myself!

    ""If you don't stop playing that game right now, I'm filing for divorce!" I holler. He can't hear me. You know, the headphones. "

    God I love my noise cancelling headphones for my 360....though my husband doesn't....and I've actually heard him utter the above threat! LOL
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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      Re: Rock Band = Marriage Counselling.

      Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
      I think I pee'd myself!
      You're not sure?
      I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

      HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

      loose
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        Re: Rock Band = Marriage Counselling.

        Not at my age...
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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          Re: Rock Band = Marriage Counselling.

          Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
          Not at my age...
          In a better universe, you would've said "Well, that depends..."
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            Re: Rock Band = Marriage Counselling.

            LOL!
            Originally posted by Feba
            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
            Originally posted by DakAttack
            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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