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  • #1

    Damn Sex Box 360s.

    http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/K...&comments=true

    Ruining our 15 year olds and whatnot.
    Tags: 360s, box, damn, sex
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  • #2
    Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

    Note to self... buy Mass Effect.
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    • #3
      Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

      I thought you only got to see a pixelated butt before it goes to a black screen?
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      • #4
        Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

        Note to self: Buy the same edition as the guy complaining has.
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        • #5
          Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

          It's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its players - universally male no doubt - to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to "engage" and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game "persons" hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of.

          They must have left that out in my copy, because I didn't see anything even close to to being something to get upset about. If anything I laughed my ass off at how cheesy the scenes were. And customizing breasts? What's that all about...

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          • #6
            Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

            The Xbox is being singled out just because it's cutting edge technology. The real evil is of a far less technical nature: the pencil!

            Pencils are marketted to an even younger audience than the Xbox 360. And pencils allow users to make even worse "filth" than Mass Effect could ever dream of.

            But shouldn't stop at the pencil industry. We need to target Crayola! All those crayons and markers are just as bad as pencils!
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            • #7
              Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

              "And because of the digital chip age in which we live - "Mass Effect" can be customized to sodomize whatever, whoever, however, the game player wishes.

              With it's "over the net" capabilities virtual orgasmic rape is just the push of a button away. "

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              • #8
                Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

                What the fuck? All I saw was a blue butt, what's all this other stuff they're talking about?
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                • #9
                  Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

                  Please tell me what the copter in ROFLCOPTER is!
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                  • #10
                    Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

                    Originally posted by Evion View Post
                    Please tell me what the copter in ROFLCOPTER is!



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                    • #11
                      Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

                      Originally posted by Icemage View Post

                      Icemage
                      Originally posted by Icemage's link
                      Forbidden

                      You don't have permission to access /main.php on this server.
                      Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

                      Apache/1.3.37 Server at gallery.koroded.net Port 80
                      I don't see the humour.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

                        Damn, I can't see the pic...
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                        • #13
                          Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

                          Pic is just a red "x". I really want to see it now! >.<

                          And damn...i was thinking of getting that or oblivion for my next game....and i had chosen oblivion. If only this was posted a week later i couldve changed my mind. T.T
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                          • #14
                            Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

                            There's this site, I think. It lets you find things. It like lets you drive a query over the internets.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Damn Sex Box 360s.

                              Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
                              What the fuck? All I saw was a blue butt, what's all this other stuff they're talking about?
                              Fluff created by another far-right conservative fuckhead who has an agenda to push. Rather than researching the content, it's much easier to just create facts from thin air. He's probably from Alabama.
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