Re: New MGS4 Video
Umm, where to start? Oh, I know. *Ahem*
So, I'm at the airport, leaving civilisation to travel back to work for a month, and I'm browsing through the magazines at the news-stand while I wait for the queue to go down at my gate. I buy a Wii magazine (I own a Wii), an indie 360 magazine (yup, same here) and the OFFICIAL Playstation 3 magazine (you knows it), and I manage to get through about a week of my trip before I have to open them up.
I'm not afraid to say that I've been more than a little disappointed with the PS3, as due to a severe lack of any killer app (or even any half decent game that isn't available and IMHO better on the 360) it's been utilised as little more than an already under used Blu-Ray player. However, I notice that the PS3 magazine has an article about FFXIII and a disc with footage of the new MGS game which I've heard so much about.
Well, I get about 3 pages in to the magazine and although I'm liking the look of FFXIII, I start to feel a little queasy with all the progaganda being spouted out at me from the pages and I put on the DVD to take a look at the MGS demo, complete with walkthrough talkthrough. I think I get something like 30 seconds maybe into that and then *BAM* I threw up all over myself. Honestly. It wasn't even just a little bit either. It was all over me... and the bed... and the floor.
I managed to stagger through to the bathroom, got on all 4s and heaved into the toilet... then again, into the sink... then again, into the base of the shower. Then I lay down on my back, spent.... and was caught off guard as I threw up all over myself again. Then I passed out on the ceramic tiles.
I woke up about 3 in the morning, room covered in partially digested food and with a big X on my face, about 1/4" deep, from where my cheek had been laying in the grout track between the tiles on the floor. I compose myself, take a deep breath and clean the place up before setting off for work.
In the whole magazine, the only thing that intrigued me was the 3 or 4 page article about the 2 FFXIII games that are coming out on PS3, exclusively. Now, I'm intrigued because I'm a high level RPG nerd-geek, but these guys are trying to pass it off as "even if you don't like RPGs, you're all going to buy this and this alone is going to save PS3... oh yeah, except for MGS4 which is SOOOOOOOoooooOOOooo ACE, and... like... Oh, just totally ace. It's just like real life and... oh, it's just ace" which is obviously not going to happen. Worst thing is, I think these people actually believe what they are typing. */sigh*
Meanwhile, back in reality....
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
"Ok, now I'll just pause the game, cycle through about 75 menus and switch to specific 'statue camouflage' before cupping this other statues ballbag. Now I'm going to lie on the floor, about 2 feet from a soldier who doesn't see me, cycle through another 75 menus and switch to active camouflage, which makes me blend in with the floor or wall, but that isn't really necessary because the soldier doesn't see me from 2 feet away anyways.
Now I'm going to shoot this guy in the face with my rifle, but his soldier friend next to him doesn't hear the shot or see/hear his friends head explode. Now I'm going to sneak up behind this guy and instead of silently killing him with my knife or knocking him unconscious with a handle blow to the head, I'm going to use it to electrocute him (WTF??) and move on.
Now I'm going to magically pull a metal drum can from my pocket (WTF??) and use it to climb inside and roll into the legs of these 2 sodiers and knock them out (WTF??) then leave this magazine of girls in bikinis on the floor in case a guard walks past, so that he'll see it and then be engrossed for the next 3 days.
Now I'm going to use the already obsolete before it was even launched 6-axis function of the controller and use it to control a small robot that appears and disappears into thin air (WTF??) before laying on my back and using the throw grenades while lying on my back gimmick.
Now I'm going to stand up tall, out here in the open, while bullets zing past, and take pot shots at soldiers until everyone is dead and I can move on to the next objective."
When is my faith in the PS3 going to turn out to be worth it? I actually WANT the PS3 to be good. I've wasted a lot of money on it but have stuck to my guns and told all my laughing friends "Oh, you'll see. The games are coming my friend, the games are COMING". Then I see this video and just feel like smashing the thing up in a fit of disappintment/depression. Where are all the exclusive/good games?
I honestly don't think I can take much more of this
Umm, where to start? Oh, I know. *Ahem*
So, I'm at the airport, leaving civilisation to travel back to work for a month, and I'm browsing through the magazines at the news-stand while I wait for the queue to go down at my gate. I buy a Wii magazine (I own a Wii), an indie 360 magazine (yup, same here) and the OFFICIAL Playstation 3 magazine (you knows it), and I manage to get through about a week of my trip before I have to open them up.
I'm not afraid to say that I've been more than a little disappointed with the PS3, as due to a severe lack of any killer app (or even any half decent game that isn't available and IMHO better on the 360) it's been utilised as little more than an already under used Blu-Ray player. However, I notice that the PS3 magazine has an article about FFXIII and a disc with footage of the new MGS game which I've heard so much about.
Well, I get about 3 pages in to the magazine and although I'm liking the look of FFXIII, I start to feel a little queasy with all the progaganda being spouted out at me from the pages and I put on the DVD to take a look at the MGS demo, complete with walkthrough talkthrough. I think I get something like 30 seconds maybe into that and then *BAM* I threw up all over myself. Honestly. It wasn't even just a little bit either. It was all over me... and the bed... and the floor.
I managed to stagger through to the bathroom, got on all 4s and heaved into the toilet... then again, into the sink... then again, into the base of the shower. Then I lay down on my back, spent.... and was caught off guard as I threw up all over myself again. Then I passed out on the ceramic tiles.
I woke up about 3 in the morning, room covered in partially digested food and with a big X on my face, about 1/4" deep, from where my cheek had been laying in the grout track between the tiles on the floor. I compose myself, take a deep breath and clean the place up before setting off for work.
In the whole magazine, the only thing that intrigued me was the 3 or 4 page article about the 2 FFXIII games that are coming out on PS3, exclusively. Now, I'm intrigued because I'm a high level RPG nerd-geek, but these guys are trying to pass it off as "even if you don't like RPGs, you're all going to buy this and this alone is going to save PS3... oh yeah, except for MGS4 which is SOOOOOOOoooooOOOooo ACE, and... like... Oh, just totally ace. It's just like real life and... oh, it's just ace" which is obviously not going to happen. Worst thing is, I think these people actually believe what they are typing. */sigh*
Meanwhile, back in reality....
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
"Ok, now I'll just pause the game, cycle through about 75 menus and switch to specific 'statue camouflage' before cupping this other statues ballbag. Now I'm going to lie on the floor, about 2 feet from a soldier who doesn't see me, cycle through another 75 menus and switch to active camouflage, which makes me blend in with the floor or wall, but that isn't really necessary because the soldier doesn't see me from 2 feet away anyways.
Now I'm going to shoot this guy in the face with my rifle, but his soldier friend next to him doesn't hear the shot or see/hear his friends head explode. Now I'm going to sneak up behind this guy and instead of silently killing him with my knife or knocking him unconscious with a handle blow to the head, I'm going to use it to electrocute him (WTF??) and move on.
Now I'm going to magically pull a metal drum can from my pocket (WTF??) and use it to climb inside and roll into the legs of these 2 sodiers and knock them out (WTF??) then leave this magazine of girls in bikinis on the floor in case a guard walks past, so that he'll see it and then be engrossed for the next 3 days.
Now I'm going to use the already obsolete before it was even launched 6-axis function of the controller and use it to control a small robot that appears and disappears into thin air (WTF??) before laying on my back and using the throw grenades while lying on my back gimmick.
Now I'm going to stand up tall, out here in the open, while bullets zing past, and take pot shots at soldiers until everyone is dead and I can move on to the next objective."
When is my faith in the PS3 going to turn out to be worth it? I actually WANT the PS3 to be good. I've wasted a lot of money on it but have stuck to my guns and told all my laughing friends "Oh, you'll see. The games are coming my friend, the games are COMING". Then I see this video and just feel like smashing the thing up in a fit of disappintment/depression. Where are all the exclusive/good games?
I honestly don't think I can take much more of this
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