Re: Best in the Series
Sephiroth was just another member of Square's "Big Hair, Big Weapon, Small Genitals" generation.
Cloud: Epic hair. A sword that had to weigh more than he did. And emo like AFI.
Sephiroth: Long, white, overaccentuated hair. A katana that screamed "HI, I'M A PHALLIC SYMBOL." And a totally useless villian.
Squall: emobangs. "Hmm...let's see what happens when you cross a gun...with a sword...OMG L337!". Almost as emo as Cloud.
I dunno. That whole era of games (7-9) just pissed me off to no end. Here they were doing so well with IV & VI...hell, I even liked the Gameboy games...and then, boom. Years of suckitude. Only solved when X came out. And I wouldn't say I *LIKED* X, but...that skill web rocked. And Blitzball...Blitzball was almost as much of a distraction as Triple Triad. Except I actually liked the game that Blitzball was a mini-game in.
Oh, and Square can kiss my ass once again. Final Fantasy on 360 is a "blank page"? God damn you you money hating bastards...take that "JP CONSOLE ONRY" out of your search comment, and give us 360 owners our fix!
EDIT: I forgot to mention, I've never played X-2 either. And here's why:
Kingdom Hearts rocked. To no end. I loved the gameplay. And y'know, scary as it was, the Squaresoft + Disney thing worked. And I think Square realized this. So they started looking for other franchises to do a "collaboration" with. Crossover. Whatever you want to call it.
So they called up Mattel. I mean...Barbie's an American icon.
And thus was Final Fantasy X-2 born.
Originally posted by DakAttack
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Cloud: Epic hair. A sword that had to weigh more than he did. And emo like AFI.
Sephiroth: Long, white, overaccentuated hair. A katana that screamed "HI, I'M A PHALLIC SYMBOL." And a totally useless villian.
Squall: emobangs. "Hmm...let's see what happens when you cross a gun...with a sword...OMG L337!". Almost as emo as Cloud.
I dunno. That whole era of games (7-9) just pissed me off to no end. Here they were doing so well with IV & VI...hell, I even liked the Gameboy games...and then, boom. Years of suckitude. Only solved when X came out. And I wouldn't say I *LIKED* X, but...that skill web rocked. And Blitzball...Blitzball was almost as much of a distraction as Triple Triad. Except I actually liked the game that Blitzball was a mini-game in.
Oh, and Square can kiss my ass once again. Final Fantasy on 360 is a "blank page"? God damn you you money hating bastards...take that "JP CONSOLE ONRY" out of your search comment, and give us 360 owners our fix!
EDIT: I forgot to mention, I've never played X-2 either. And here's why:
Kingdom Hearts rocked. To no end. I loved the gameplay. And y'know, scary as it was, the Squaresoft + Disney thing worked. And I think Square realized this. So they started looking for other franchises to do a "collaboration" with. Crossover. Whatever you want to call it.
So they called up Mattel. I mean...Barbie's an American icon.
And thus was Final Fantasy X-2 born.
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