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    Warning! You Might Want To Kill Yourself

    After watching these videos, that is. But this is too hilarious to NOT share.

    You've probably all heard of them by now, and seen those videos IGN uploaded, showing those fucking horrible animated openings. Well, some brave soul actually played through the games, and posted video clips of not only the hilariously bad final boss battles, but the cancer-inducing ending animation as well. That, as well as the classic opening scenes, can be found here:

    http://www.gametab.com/news/519219/

    I think this is where all the bad things in life that died met up and formulated a Voltron-Like crap Mech that could design games.
    The Tao of Ren
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    If we don't like something, collectively, if our hatred for it throbs like an abscess beneath every thread, does that mean that they're doing something right?
    Originally posted by Kaeko
    As hard as it may be, don't take this game or your characters too seriously. I promise you - the guys that really own your account don't.
    Tags: kill, warning
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    Re: Warning! You Might Want To Kill Yourself

    Wow... I dun' know... I was more or less entranced in the bright red than anything else... Perdy... -w-;;; Aside from that, yea... Maybe Care Bears was better...


    Fishy

    There once was fish,

    Whom made a perfect dish

    To a giant fish.

    The giant fish was caught,

    By a Mithra which sought

    To fill her hunger.

    The Mithra was slayed,

    By a monster whom would raid

    The land.

    What have we learned?
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      Re: Warning! You Might Want To Kill Yourself

      omg i remember these games there were not even licensed by nintendo if i remember right

      Which FF Character Are You?


      And you, wich Final Fantasy character do you resemble?
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        LOL Ya I have a CD-i system and at least one of the Zelda's. My husband was a huge Zelda fan so I bought him the system and at least one of the game as a present. Ya I know, worst present ever. LOL I don't know for certain how many games we have because I could care less!! I pull out some of my old systems and play them every so often but the CD-i barely gets touched and as for putting in a Zelda.....oh hell no!
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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          Re: Warning! You Might Want To Kill Yourself

          ... those can be really funny... if they are not zelda ... ; ;
          im crying with tears.
          There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot,
          but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence
          transform a yellow spot into the sun.
          - Pablo Picasso
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            Re: Warning! You Might Want To Kill Yourself

            Was that.................... a game?
            I thought GTA was the worst game ever, but maybe i should change my mind...
            Signature, ah!

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              Re: Warning! You Might Want To Kill Yourself

              Horrible. Putrid. Vaguely obscene.
              Thanks for killing my childhood Wishmaster.

              -5000 brownie points for digging these dead zombies to life that should have stayed buried.


              Icemage
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                Re: Warning! You Might Want To Kill Yourself

                The animation and dialogue was too horrible not to laugh. ^^

                So long as nobody digs up proof that the legend of zelda cartoon was crap, my childhood is secure.
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                  Re: Warning! You Might Want To Kill Yourself

                  Thanks for killing my childhood Wishmaster.
                  I do what I can.
                  The Tao of Ren
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                  If we don't like something, collectively, if our hatred for it throbs like an abscess beneath every thread, does that mean that they're doing something right?
                  Originally posted by Kaeko
                  As hard as it may be, don't take this game or your characters too seriously. I promise you - the guys that really own your account don't.
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                    Re: Warning! You Might Want To Kill Yourself

                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    The animation and dialogue was too horrible not to laugh. ^^

                    So long as nobody digs up proof that the legend of zelda cartoon was crap, my childhood is secure.
                    was that the 1 they used to have clips of on the live action mario bros show?

                    Which FF Character Are You?


                    And you, wich Final Fantasy character do you resemble?
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                      Re: Warning! You Might Want To Kill Yourself

                      Yup. Every friday. ^^ The school week ended when the last bell rang, but the weekend didn't begin until I'd heard "Well excuuuuuse me, Princess" at least once.
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                        Re: Warning! You Might Want To Kill Yourself

                        lol yeah i was sooooo young when that was on not even sure if i was in school yet

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                          looks fun!

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                            Re: Warning! You Might Want To Kill Yourself

                            Can't remember if it was the Mario Bros. show, but there was also the cartoon with the kid that had the Nintendo controller on his belt that made him do "super" moves. It also had characters like Mega Man, Metroid, Mother Brain, and I think King Hippo and some Eggplant thing from a game I never played. That's one of those shows you look back on with fond memories and like Taskmage said, pray noone ever finds clips of it to ruin it for you.

                            EDIT: Just watched the vids. LOLOLOLOL! That was awesome. So, you make it to Ganon, throw an item at him and its over. Looks a bit easier than trying to predict where he will reapper and fire a silver arrow at him, then run to him and hit him a few times with the master sword.
                            It reminds me of the missing Mortal Kombats with the live action and god awful acting.
                            Last edited by Caspian; 03-29-2006, 12:45 AM.
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                              Re: Warning! You Might Want To Kill Yourself

                              Captain N: The Gamemaster! ^^
                              lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone
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