FF7 Banned

[Tipsy]

http://auritribe.net/cnn/

Of all the games to ban -.-;;;

[TBoTB]

Re: FF7 Banned

I dont believe it... Nope, dont believe it.

[Tipsy]

Re: FF7 Banned

"First Grand Theft Auto, and now this. I'm starting to think we should just ban all video games. Final Fantasy VII is an awful game, and should have never been created in the first place. I mean, look at the size of Tifa's breasts! They're destroying our childrens future. The problem of explicit video games is spiraling out of control." Clinton wrote in a letter to the head of the Federal Trade Commission. Tifa's breasts were unavailible for comment.

They were arguing that all S.E.'s games make us worshup satan and crap -.-; Clinton just went down a notch in my book.

[TBoTB]

Re: FF7 Banned

This better not effect any possiblity of a FFVII remake if there is one T_T. Thats if this message is even real to begin with. Which it had better not be.

[Tipsy]

Re: FF7 Banned

They're saying ALL of S.E.'s games are bad and destroy our "childrens future" which could mean banning all FFs ? -.-; im gonna sue

[TBoTB]

Re: FF7 Banned

Good joke it is, good joke.....not..

[Tipsy]

Re: FF7 Banned

They didn't ban any GTA but they ban FFVII...I swere

[KamuroIshigami]

Re: FF7 Banned

I was almost had until I looked at the domain name.

[Balfree]

Re: FF7 Banned

The game involves the main character, Cloud Strife, planting bombs in power plants in a heavily populated city. The protagonist works with the terrorist group "Avalanche" bombing locations throughout the beginning of the game.

I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF, NOPE I DONT THINK I CAN

*PISSES PANTS*

Sorry for all caps, but i really am shouting, here, have some earmuffs.

Are there words to describe this? I honestly believe this is another of those 'pranks' that people write at news sites, because this is UTTER NONSENSE, go find your 'weapons of mass destruction' you moron you -.- leave the VIRTUAL bombings alone, o and btw bush: Be quiet and go sit in the corner.

And die.

I'm done.

Double Post Edited:
This really IS a prank, it's not real.

Double Post Edited:
Here is the prankster:

http://auritribe.net/

[Intensity]

Re: FF7 Banned

This makes me want to become Canadian.

And that's bad.

EDIT: Oh man that's soooooooooooooo uncool. I almost assassinated the president. /em puts away high-powered sniper rifle

[ibroyles]

Re: FF7 Banned

This is definitely a prank. Saw it first posted on Allakhazam earlier today. If you looks closely down at the bottom:

Copyright 2005 Auritribe. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. Kill your parents

[Xyphere]

Re: FF7 Banned

I was almost had until I looked at the domain name.

Yeah, you should have changed the hyperlink text man .. ruined it

[Pai Pai Master]

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lol, I almost fell for that too. I was getting ready to grab my phone and make some angry phone calls.

[TheGrandMom]

Re: FF7 Banned

ROFLMAO! I can't believe people fell for that!

[Hereaux]

Re: FF7 Banned

that's bull crap