Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

[Aksannyi]

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Spoiled cause work stuff, a little long, but worth it:

So yesterday myself and Boss Lady got this e-mail from one of our CROs (Community Resource Officer) about some incidents that were being flagged and shouldn't have been. It started out between him and the primary Officer at one of our sites, but because the Officer was like, "Well I haven't been doing it, maybe it's Ops," that's when the CRO involved me and Boss Lady. Accusing Ops though? I was like OH HELL NAW.

So I said I would follow up when I arrived at work and also when I reviewed the flagged reporting.

Several hours later, when I reviewed flagged, I was baffled - there weren't any of these to be found. So I did some more research, ran a query through the database for the incident type and found four incidents of that particular type, but none of them were flagged.

I decided that the only way to get to the bottom of this was to check the reporting from the past several days, so I did. I went through flagged from six days and found out that not only had our CRO accused the wrong Officer, but he also wrongfully accused Ops, as well. I typed up this neat e-mail breaking down exactly how many flagged incidents we had on each day and who put them all in.

This was the e-mail response I got:

Throw a bucket on this woman- she's on fire………..and I just got burnt.



Thank you for setting me straight Julia- my apologies



I will address these with the DP Drivers.

Looooool.

Sometimes I love my job.

[Firewind]

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[cidbahamut]

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Ugh, not my preferred variety of metal being represented there.

[Firewind]

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They are all supposed to be exaggerated versions of each genre for the sake of humour. Otherwise I would agree with you there.

That said a gloriously over the top Power Metal verse would have been more funny and more awesome.

[Yellow Mage]

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That said a gloriously over the top Power Metal verse would have been more funny and more awesome.

Heh. This.

[Armando]

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Click to see enlarged.

World of Humanities map for MinecraftEdu

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[Ketaru]

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[Armando]

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Speaking of which, I always thought it was insanely stupid they put Pikachu in his team for the final fight of Gold/Silver.

[Ketaru]

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I've been thinking about a couple of things that annoy me about the stories of the game. Going way back to Red/Blue, I remember Prof Oak admonishing Blue for somehow not knowing how to care for his Pokemon just after you beat him. It was supposed to be a teachable moment back then. But the current me thinks: "Wut? Just 15 minutes ago, your grandson beat the Elite 4 and, presumably, the previous champion. That's no small feat. That's not something your random Fisherman or Pokefan on Route 2450 could've done with their teams made up of Goldeens and Rattatas."

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

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Fox News Accidentally Uses Photo of Same-Sex Couple to Illustrate Article About the Importance of Heterosexual Marriage

[Aksannyi]

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That. Is. Amazing.

[Satori]

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Strangely I was asked to go back to the department for a shift today.
My little errors have become the new ward joke there. The patients that I "killed" even made jokes during my drugs round that I was poisoning them.
Had a crash happen on the ward and just my luck the bed jammed so I couldn't lower it to begin compressions, The crash team arrive to find me up in the air straddled across the guy pumping up and down. When we managed to pull him back the team looked at me and cracked up, The matron said it looked like I was riding the guy.
I've also had a dementia patient walk around during this time and collected quite a stash of false teeth, My afternoon has been spent cleaning them, sorting them into pairs and then seeing whose mouth they fit into.

Somebody did a poop on one of the visitors chairs, I have no idea who it came from or if its one of the few I needed a sample of. Thankfully I didn't have to clean it up it looked bloody heavy back on my ward that'd win you a bottle of wine for sure!

I wish I'd been told about days like this in training,

[Firewind]

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[Firewind]

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Had lunch with my sisters today, couldn't decide where we were actually going to we thought screw it and went to Pizza Hut.

My eldest sister is a Vegetarian and I don't eat red meat and since everything there has red meat on it, I shared a large vegetarian pizza with her. We asked for no Mushrooms on it and the waitress said okay and noted it down.

When it was time for our pizzas to arrive, she arrived with a vegetarian pizza with mushrooms on it and we had this exchange:

Waitress: Oh sorry we did this by mistake but we're making a fresh new pizza for you both without mushrooms.
Me: Oh it's fine, we can just take them off right?
Oldest Sister: Yeah I can just take the mushrooms off my half and let my brother have them so it's fine
Waitress: Well we put a new one in the oven anyway so you can have both if you want.

And the waitress really did appear a little later with a fresh pizza so we had two Vegetarian Pizzas, one with and one without mushrooms sat on the table, both clearly too big for one person to eat, so we had plenty left to box up and take home and we were only charged for the one pizza.

The only problem now is that we can't get the leftover pizza into the fridge...

[cidbahamut]

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Plates and plastic wrap should fix that, unless your fridge is already full.

This is always relevant