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    I'm legitimately scared now.

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    Brain-Eating Amoeba In Tap Water Kills Two In Lousiana


    Brain-Eating Amoeba In Tap Water Kills Two In Lousiana

    The Louisiana Department of Health and Hospitals has issued a weird warning: if you have to irrigate your sinuses with water for some medical reason, don't use tap water. The reason: your brains may get eaten by the Naegleria fowleri.
    That's the scientific name of the brain-eating amoeba, the gross thing in the picture above. It reminds me of the brain slug in Futurama, except this one kills you instead of controlling your brain.
    It's also what happened to two people in that state. They were infected and died after irrigating their sinuses with tap water.
    What's the Naegleria fowleri?

    The Naegleria fowleri is a micro-organism that lives in ponds, lakes, hot springs or anywhere where there is warm fresh water. According to the Louisiana Department of Health, when you drink it there's no danger. But when you put it up your nose using a device like a neti pot, you are playing with death.
    How can you get infected?

    If you get it through the nose, the brain-eating will attack your nervous system until you are dead. The chances of surviving its attack are slim: 98 percent of attacks end in the morgue.
    What happens if you get infected?

    It's pretty horrible. The symptoms start one to 14 days after the infection. Your taste and smell will be altered, you will have headaches, fever and nausea. Your neck will go rigid and you will start vomiting. You may also experience confusion and hallucinations, as well as seizures. Death occurs one to two weeks after exposure.

    How can you avoid it?

    Fortunately, you can prevent this. Just boil the water first and kill the bastard little bug.

    In fact, try not to put anything up your nose and ears that hasn't been sterilized first. It's a common point of entry not only for this bloody thing, but also to viruses and bacteria. [Yahoo and Wikipedia]




    So yeah.... that's some scary shit right there. Thankfully it's only harmful if you're stupid enough to shoot it up your nose.


    Which all things considered, I guess only serves to prove a point about natural selection.
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    Re: BRAIN-EATING AMOEBA!!! JESUS CHRIST RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

    Not to water down (ahahahaha) your fear, but this is reported by some news outlet every year.
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      Re: BRAIN-EATING AMOEBA!!! JESUS CHRIST RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

      If you live in the US, you're dozens of times more likely to die by lightning strike, and tens of thousands of times more likely to choke to death on your food or die in an auto accident than from N. fowleri. Gruesome death to be sure, but nothing anyone needs to be actively concerned about.
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        Re: BRAIN-EATING AMOEBA!!! JESUS CHRIST RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

        Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
        If you live in the US, you're dozens of times more likely to die by lightning strike, and tens of thousands of times more likely to choke to death on your food or die in an auto accident. Gruesome death to be sure, but nothing anyone needs to be actively concerned about.
        A.K.A. : Mal has just been scared by a threat on the same level as the terror.

        I think it's about time the US declares war on Bacterias of Mass Destruction. Get ready for the new scanning laws requiring full testing of any liquids you consume and full body grop... I mean searches in case you are smuggling untested tap water around the country, whether you like it or not.

        Also, going to have to nuke Iran just in case this is a plot of theirs.




        ...what? Too much? Yeah, the last 10 years of paranoia have been too much indeed.
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          Re: BRAIN-EATING AMOEBA!!! JESUS CHRIST RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

          I remember this disease from an episode of House. The black doctor who keeps quitting and coming back (forgot his name) catches it because he somehow breathes in pigeon shit infested water from some hydroponics sprinkler system or something. Been a while since I watched that episode.

          No I'm not sure if that's even medically possible either but it wasn't a bad episode.
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