Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

[Ketaru]

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It's the realization that Blue is an asshole while Green is a safe neutral color.

I'm somehow not surprised that Melody favors Red.

How is Blue an asshole?

[Feba]

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How is Blue an asshole?

Sounds like a question that Blue would ask.

[Ketaru]

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Finished reading The Three Musketeers. I imagined the book would have ended in some grand sword fight in a setting of grand French architecture. But that's not what happens at all.

[Melody]

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I like Red. Followed by Black and then Grey.

[Etra]

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Purple is the best color and all others are inferior.

This bitch right here knows what's up.

[Firewind]

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So Rise of the Tomb Raider being made an Xbox One exclusive is making a decision whether or not to buy an XBox One over sticking with my PC the easiest decision ever:

• £55 ($94) Game for that true Triple A wallet raping experience!
• Multiplayer ransomed behind XBox Live for that true value multiplayer experience!
• 30fps in a next gen Triple A game for that awesome cinematic feel!
• 720p in a next gen Triple A game for that awesome focused look!
• Stuck using a pad that causes calluses on my thumbs within an hour of play, because it makes you want to feel like you played nonstop all day because it knows you only have the time to play for an hour for that true gaming experience!
• Kinect recording me having a wank because I coughed an hour ago. Oh wait I have a choice about that now!

or

• £40 ($68) game! Oh those poor Publishers and Retailers!
• Free Multiplayer! Oh, how are Microsoft going to pay for a new fucking Halo series?
• 60fps, reducing input lag considerably and smoothing all animations! It's totally unrealistic and removes all challenge!
• 1080p! In 2014! WITCHCRAFT! HERESY! MUTATION!
• I can use a pad that is actually comfortable for my hands and doesn't make my thumbs bleed like the 360 and XBox One pads. But why would I want comfort when Microsoft know I want a real gaming experience?
• I can stream it to any device capable of running Steam, and can have a gamepad plugged into. But who cares about a choice of chairs or here in the house to sit down to play your game? Pah!
• GAME can't aggressively push a used copy on me, and ambush me with god knows how many pre order offers because I can get it on Steam (seriously, I like the people that work at my local GAME but fuck off with both of those). THINK ABOUT THE POOR RETAILERS GUYS!
• My webcam has a light on to remind me that I need to turn it off before having a wank. Ah wait I can unplug that too.

[Aksannyi]

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This bitch right here knows what's up.

[cidbahamut]

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People cosplay characters from Bible Black. I've seen everything now.

[Malacite]

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Yeah... OK that's just all kinds of wrong.

Were you at a BDSM convention or something?

[Aksannyi]

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Fifty Shades of Cid.

[Aksannyi]

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I am so ridiculously excited and ready to get this semester started. Sometimes I feel like I don't even know what to do with myself when I'm not in school.

[Yellow Mage]

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Just got into an argument with a hyena on whether taking LSD is a bad idea or not because a wolf wanted to try it.

[DakAttack]

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Just got into an argument with a hyena on whether taking LSD is a bad idea or not because a wolf wanted to try it.

I'm assuming the wolf saw you drop acid and wanted to try some, too.

[Etra]

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Fucking overpriced college books.

[Aksannyi]

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I second that.