Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

[Feba]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

so for no particular reason, I was browsing a mail-order bride site.

It's amazing how normal most of the younger ones seem.

Easily the most impressive thing: A girl has a photo of herself checking her phone, as if she didn't even have the attention span to look into the camera long enough to have her own photo taken.

EDIT: they also apparently ENCOURAGE users to use facial recognition software and reverse image search engines to find more photos of the girls. Wow.

[DakAttack]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Is this forum dead?

[cidbahamut]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

It's just been a slow week.

[DakAttack]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Anybody wanna see my dick?

[Taskmage]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Someone, somewhere probably.

[Squiggs]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Nope.

fixed

[Etra]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

How about I come see it in person? We're not that far away from each other...

<-- Serious

[DakAttack]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm actually in County Maryland, Ireland.

[Etra]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm actually in County Maryland, Ireland.

Lies.

[Feba]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Jarre, go look at Dak's dick.

Take photos for us

[Jarre]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I only have 10x zoom on my camera need to invest in a microscope.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Got a text from Boss Lady as I was leaving work (she took today off to help her sister look for a wedding dress) that stated she'd gotten a part-time job and needs to work next Saturday, and can I tweak our schedule to accommodate for this?

1. Sure, I'll take some overtime.
2. Gee, makes me feel secure about my financial stability if someone who makes more than me (I assume) needs a second job to survive.
3. Good lord I hope she doesn't quit because I don't want to be the next Boss Lady.

Also, got a text from my dad at around 2300 hours asking me if I'd gone to the hockey game yet. When I replied, no, it's in April, he then asked me what the best way to send me a package would be.

Uh, wut?


Today was text Aks weird shit day I guess.

[DakAttack]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I only have 10x zoom on my camera need to invest in a microscope.

[Etra]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Gay men typically have larger penises than straight men. So. I dunno.

Chvrches sold out of tickets to the NYC show and now I can't go. :C

[DakAttack]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

But I'm not gay. That was a completely heterosexual invitation to view a picture of my penis.

Edit: Which I have rescinded due to higher than normal demand.