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  • #3211
    Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

    two years from now, FFXIO will be a dedicated piercing community.



    but nah, put me in the mint condition penis brigade. Any guy who needs to put jewelery on his dick in order to attract girls has issues.


    He has issues with his dick.
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    • #3212
      Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

      This book is trolling me.
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      • #3213
        Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

        Originally posted by Yygdrasil View Post
        And pretty soon:

        [ATTACH=CONFIG]25125[/ATTACH]

        It'll spread.
        Your DP is from Penny Arcade right? The same guy who did an interview with Notch/Mojang. Just got finished watching the documentary on how Minecraft came to be the hit game it is now. Seems it started back in 2009. Seems the game has more years to go before it reaches it's end.
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        • #3214
          Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

          Originally posted by Armando View Post
          This book is trolling me.
          "Tree Witch"?

          I'm assuming that they're counting circles as 1-sided.
          Originally posted by Armando
          No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
          Originally posted by Armando
          Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

          REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

          GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

          THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
          Matthew 16:15
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          • #3215
            Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

            I'm assuming that they're counting circles as 1-sided.
            Yes. Which is completely absurd, because circles have no corners, and thus no sides. Alternatively, you can see it as the limit of a polygon as its number of sides tends towards infinity, but then you can't determine if it's odd or even.

            I get the feeling this puzzle pissed me off back in 2nd grade as well.
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            • #3216
              Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

              Originally posted by Armando View Post
              Alternatively, you can see it as the limit of a polygon as its number of sides tends towards infinity, but then you can't determine if it's odd or even.
              Solve the puzzle for both cases. The answer that makes more sense is clearly the correct one. Problem literally solved.
              Last edited by Yellow Mage; 12-22-2012, 08:57 PM. Reason: If it's even, you get "TREAW VIT YT OH." So you clearly should go for the swamp.
              Originally posted by Armando
              No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
              Originally posted by Armando
              Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
              Originally posted by Taskmage
              GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

              REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

              GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

              THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
              Originally posted by Taskmage
              However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
              Matthew 16:15
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              • #3217
                Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                Originally posted by Armando View Post
                Alternatively, you can see it as the limit of a polygon as its number of sides tends towards infinity, but then you can't determine if it's odd or even.
                You don't like an asshole.

                Don't be an asshole.
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                • #3218
                  Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                  You don't like an asshole.

                  Don't be an asshole.
                  Tell that to this kid.

                  Originally posted by Stackexchange
                  My son is in 2nd grade. His math teacher gave the class a quiz, and one question was this:

                  If a triangle has 3 sides, and a rectangle has 4 sides, how many sides does a circle have?

                  My first reaction was "0" or "undefined". But my son wrote "∞" which I think is a reasonable answer. However, it was marked wrong with the comment, "the answer is 1".

                  Is there an accepted correct answer in geometry?

                  edit: I ran into this teacher recently and mentioned this quiz problem. She said she thought my son had written "8" and didn't know that a sideways "8" means infinity.
                  geometry - How many sides does a circle have? - Mathematics

                  Serious comment: Quizzes like that is why children hate math.
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                  • #3219
                    Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                    “My final offer is this: nothing” | TPM Editors Blog

                    Oh, I hope this is true. I would have a hard time disliking any president who is as masterful a troll as Obama is, with or without agreeing with his politics.
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                    • #3220
                      Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                      "The last movie/TV show you watched and the last video game you played are now combined into a single game."

                      Sorry. But I could help but be amused at the thought of "My Little Chocobo: Final Fantasy XI".
                      Last edited by Yellow Mage; 12-23-2012, 07:47 PM. Reason: Big Courage, Tons of Trust! A Beautiful Hope, Faithful and Just. Sharing Compassion: an easy feat! White Magic makes it all complete!
                      Originally posted by Armando
                      No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                      Originally posted by Armando
                      Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                      REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                      GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                      THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                      Matthew 16:15
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                      • #3221
                        Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                        Originally posted by Yellow Mage
                        "My Little Chocobo: Racing is Magic"
                        FTFY
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                        • #3222
                          Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                          Nothing says Christmas like chili, tacos, eating till you are stuffed, and watching Korean dramas (49 days)


                          Oh lord my stomach hurts but by Grabthar's hammer was the food good!!!


                          You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be misqouted and then used against you.

                          I don't have a big ego, it just has a large mouth.
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                          • #3223
                            Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                            Enchilada Christmas breakfasts are a tradition in this house.
                            Originally posted by Armando
                            No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                            Originally posted by Armando
                            Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                            Originally posted by Taskmage
                            GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                            REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                            GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                            THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                            Originally posted by Taskmage
                            However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                            Matthew 16:15
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                            • #3224
                              Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                              Aaaaaah. My Christmas was great. Sued a man for 5.5k, got my car fixed and I used the left over for bills and gifts. Life is good, also I found this amusing while on Tumblr.

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                              • #3225
                                Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                                Today I learned Ditto are failed attempts at cloning Mew.
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