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  • #3166
    Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

    Originally posted by Firewind View Post
    In the UK jumping ticket barriers for any reason tends to get you shot without warning by the police no matter who you are.
    This would make those schmaltzy romance films a lot more entertaining.
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    • #3167
      Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

      Actually in the UK they're likely to piss off the people queuing up properly and be kicked to the back of the line.
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      • #3168
        Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

        Originally posted by Firewind View Post
        Actually in the UK they're likely to piss off the people queuing up properly and be kicked to the back of the line.
        This is why you still have a queen. You're too polite and orderly.
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        • #3169
          Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

          In less depressing news: whenever someone says the phrase "Party like it's 1999", I always think of Chrono Trigger.
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          • #3170
            Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

            Originally posted by cidbahamut View Post
            In less depressing news: whenever someone says the phrase "Party like it's 1999", I always think of Chrono Trigger.
            That's an excellent way to think of it, since it maintains the apocalyptic tone of the original song.
            Originally posted by Armando
            No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
            Originally posted by Armando
            Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

            REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

            GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

            THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
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            • #3171
              Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

              Thinking about getting a Prince Albert. Thoughts?

              I just don't want it to be yanked out and have a meatotomy done to me. @_@

              FYI: If at work and you have no idea what those are, do not google them.
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              • #3172
                Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                Originally posted by Etra View Post
                Thinking about getting a Prince Albert. Thoughts?
                I think you should get a Dirty Sanchez instead.
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                • #3173
                  Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                  Originally posted by Mezlo View Post
                  I think you should get a Dirty Sanchez instead.
                  Ew.

                  Edit: Wait. Are you offering?
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                  • #3174
                    Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                    Originally posted by Etra View Post
                    Thinking about getting a Prince Albert. Thoughts?
                    I have a friend who highly recommends it to, well, pretty much every male with whom the subject comes up. Swears that we should have them pre-installed. Just . . . try to get into the habit of sitting down every time you use the bathroom.

                    (I've considered getting a similar piercing myself, though not a PA specifically. My judgement is that I should first wait until I have a girlfriend with whom I could appreciate such things, though . . . )
                    Originally posted by Armando
                    No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                    Originally posted by Armando
                    Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                    REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                    GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                    THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                    Matthew 16:15
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                    • #3175
                      Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                      Why anyone would willing allow something like that to happen is completely beyond me. I think you people are raving mad.
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                      • #3176
                        Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II


                        Happy 21th!

                        Well, technically already late by EST standards.
                        Originally posted by Yygdrasil
                        Originally posted by Nandito
                        Ponies.

                        Duh.
                        You make me want to hurt things.
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                        • #3177
                          Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                          A Prince Albert is a stud in the ding dong, right?
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                          • #3178
                            Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                            yup
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                            Originally posted by Etra
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                            • #3179
                              Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                              Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
                              A Prince Albert is a stud in the ding dong, right?
                              More like a ring-a-ding-dong.

                              Also, FWIW, my aforementioned friend mentions that the procedure was barely painful at all. He describes it as more of a split-second of lowercase "ow", followed by an extended feeling of being on cloud nine. Must be the endorphin rush, or something.
                              Originally posted by Armando
                              No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                              Originally posted by Armando
                              Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                              Originally posted by Taskmage
                              GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                              REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                              GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                              THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                              Originally posted by Taskmage
                              However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                              Matthew 16:15
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                              • #3180
                                Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                                I prefer to keep my penis in mint condition.
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