Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

[Yygdrasil]

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[ATTACH=CONFIG]25102[/ATTACH] I oddly see Yyg saying this, since he said he began to work out. xD

-.-*

[Melody]

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[Firewind]

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[cidbahamut]

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That moment when you realize HP printers are reviewed in such a large volume that you won't be able to actually google the solution to the problem you're having with yours.

[Firewind]

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Pretty much me this morning:

[Vyuru]

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The above would be my sister's fridge...

[Aksannyi]

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That's the fridge at work. I work with a bunch of slobs. I refuse to use the microwave or the fridge for this reason.

[Taskmage]

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[Feba]

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Teacher, explaining "missed opportunity" in Chinese:

"So you know like, in dramas and soap operas, the guy is leaving the country, and he tells the girl to meet him at the airport if she wants to follow him, and she goes there to meet him, but they both wind up on different sides of some big round pillar, and they circle around it over and over, and wind up never seeing each other?

Fucking pillar!"

[Yygdrasil]

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Sadly... that would never actually happen these days. Now that TSA prevents non-passengers from actually entering the terminal, the cliche "DON'T GET ON THAT PLANE!!!" that always happened at the departure gate wouldn't be permitted. No boarding pass... no access.

Ticket Counter: "Oh your girlfriend is leaving for italy and you need to stop her because you love her?"
Dude: "Yes! Please let me through. I'll buy any ticket for any destination. I just need to get to her!"
Ticket Counter: "Wait one moment sir. (yes state police? yeah... we have a guy DESPERATE to get on a flight and with no specific destination. It's sending up red flags. Come quickly.)
State Police: "Sir... come with us"

[Armando]

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Could happen at the terminal security checkpoint or whatever it's called. "DON'T PASS THROUGH THAT METAL DETECTOR."

[Feba]

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the situation he presented was that the guy had bought the lady a ticket, and would give it to her if only she'd shown up. Presumably, he wouldn't be holding on to her ticket inside the secure area...

I actually hang out at the airport about once a month or so; they have an observation deck, a few coffee shops (nothing special), 7-11 and other stuff. It's also in the middle of town, so that's pretty nice.

[Firewind]

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In the UK jumping ticket barriers for any reason tends to get you shot without warning by the police no matter who you are.

[cidbahamut]

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In the UK jumping ticket barriers for any reason tends to get you shot without warning by the police no matter who you are.

Holy fucking hell.

[Firewind]

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Holy fucking hell.

I wish I was making this up