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  • Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

    Originally posted by Yellow Mage View Post
    This is either the best advice or the worst advice.

    Does he even know that much about women? >.>
    You know all those sex text messages you send your love interests? Guess which gay friend gets them forwarded to him then asked for advice?

    Yep.

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    Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
    You should have asked her all sorts of questions just to watch her squirm. If you reveal you're too knowledgeable, she'll be coming to you for advice and you'll be the one squirming.
    I've heard it all. Trust me. After the nut sack coin purses and the third ring... Things that could never been unseen.
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    • Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

      Originally posted by Yellow Mage View Post
      Two more precisely, IIRC.
      If it hadn't been for SOMEONE!!!!!! That number would have been a lot bigger. You know who you are... and you ruined it for everyone. We were going to give TM Diabeetus.


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      • Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

        Diabeetus has become somewhat less amusing since we got an employee who shoots up on insulin several times a day. It's mildly creepy, but at least he leaves the room to do it.
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        • Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

          Setting up a timer to see how long it takes my sister to get ready for her date.

          I'm betting 4 hours.
          Originally posted by Yygdrasil
          Originally posted by Nandito
          Ponies.

          Duh.
          You make me want to hurt things.

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          • Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

            Gizoogle
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            • Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

              Originally posted by Akihiko Matsui
              Yes, we all play on the same servers as all of you with regular accounts. (Of course the staff conceals their identities and plays as a regular player.)

              I believe I mentioned this before, but there are a lot of times when I actually play in static parties with my family. I try my best to do things like returning lost chocobos, but, while this is embarrassing, I'm only at the level where I can challenge the Maat fight.
              Source.

              That moment when you realize that even you are higher-leveled than the new producer.
              Originally posted by Armando
              No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
              Originally posted by Armando
              Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
              Originally posted by Taskmage
              GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

              REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

              GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

              THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
              Originally posted by Taskmage
              However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
              Matthew 16:15

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                • Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                  Originally posted by Etra View Post
                  I was more interested in the subtle cues in the background (how when you slowly start moving it fades from green to white, and then back again when you stop) than in the sudden seizure-fest induced afterwards.
                  Originally posted by Armando
                  No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                  Originally posted by Armando
                  Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                  REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                  GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                  THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                  Matthew 16:15

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                  • Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                    Originally posted by Etra View Post
                    I can't wait to send this to people who have seizures.

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                    • Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                      Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
                      I can't wait to send this to people who have seizures.
                      Charity Concert to the Epileptic by Daft Punk. There you go Dak.
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                          Trololol. XD
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                          • Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                            Originally posted by Firewind View Post
                            Gonna...just go out on a limb here and...call bullshit. Assuming that is Gamestop. If it's not then I take back my earlier statement. Gamestop as a whole is terrible when it comes to "customer support" issues. It's either little punks who don't want to deal with you or you get the store manager who is just a dick.
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                            • Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                              Where does BBQ work?
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                              This thread brought to you by Malacite's lack of understanding.

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                              • Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

                                Did you miss the pricing? Because I'm pretty sure that was the purpose of the picture, not the guarantee.
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