Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Scenario 1:

Aks: Hey "Dude McDuderson", are we an item? Whats the deal with that?
Dude: Bitch, please.
Aks: I'ma burn down ya house.

Scenario 2:

Aks: You+Me=???
Dude: Marry me
Aks: brb
*scampers away*
Aks: Hey boss lady!
Boss Lady: What it be?!
Aks: Take this job and shove it.
Boss Lady: Do what?
Aks: Shove it.
*scamperx2*
Aks: What up, hubby?
Dude: Sup mamma?
Aks: You+Me=Wedding
Dude: Fo Rizzle

[Murphie]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

In other news, in regards to posts I missed about group sex, you two must not be in the same camp I am. Maybe I'm just too deep in the gay sex scene. Pun not intended.

I don't think one could get deeper into it than I've been (not trying to gross anyone out here), and I still have the same perspective. Then again, I'm 34, so I've been at this a while and my priorities are changing.

[Etra]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I don't think one could get deeper into it than I've been (not trying to gross anyone out here), and I still have the same perspective. Then again, I'm 34, so I've been at this a while and my priorities are changing.

We should compare notes -- or bring you out to one of the many gay campgrounds where I am. (AKA: Orgy fests.)

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It sounds like Etra likes giving mixed signals, which is a terrible terrible thing to do.

^

[Yellow Mage]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I am acquainted with quite a few homosexuals and bisexuals, some of whom are even promiscuous.

I'm still having trouble determining whether Etra is being serious or not.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I think we're trying to generalize about a pretty large group from relatively small sample sizes of anecdotal evidence.

[Feba]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I just want to point out that he said "gay campgrounds", as if there's a straight version of those things.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Scenario 1:

Aks: Hey "Dude McDuderson", are we an item? Whats the deal with that?
Dude: Bitch, please.
Aks: I'ma burn down ya house.

Scenario 2:

Aks: You+Me=???
Dude: Marry me
Aks: brb
*scampers away*
Aks: Hey boss lady!
Boss Lady: What it be?!
Aks: Take this job and shove it.
Boss Lady: Do what?
Aks: Shove it.
*scamperx2*
Aks: What up, hubby?
Dude: Sup mamma?
Aks: You+Me=Wedding
Dude: Fo Rizzle

Needed this after the day I had ... I'm not that quite ready to jump into something that serious though! LOL!

Group sex? I would like to try this, at least once. I know someone who is into swinging, and I have to admit that I'm intrigued by it. I was in an open relationship once, too, which failed due to a military deployment and not really because of the two of us sleeping with others.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

There's a statistic floating around that says 70% of Americans have fantasized about group sex at least once, and 50% of those follow through. I find that proportion surprisingly high and hard to believe, but then I do live in the Bible belt. Makes me wonder where the survey was taken. San Fernando Valley?

[DakAttack]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Define group sex. Is that a threesome, or is that like a groupon for prostitutes, or something?

[Taskmage]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Do they do group rates? Would those be higher or lower?

[DakAttack]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I would expect a discount for group rates, and another discount if booking for the off-season. Maybe even a promotional offer, like buy three handies up front and get some free mouth stuff.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Where else would you get handies but up front?

[Etra]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I just want to point out that he said "gay campgrounds", as if there's a straight version of those things.

The Woods Campground

You're trying too hard there, Feba. Against what I just posted up there, most other campgrounds would be considered the straight alternative.

Anyways, I have not known one gay guy to not of had group sex at least once (in my area.) I know many more straight people that haven't had that experience. But, like someone up there said, the sample size is smaller for gays. So, maybe if you percentage it out, it may come out even. I should avoid this thread now, since I seem to berate it to either gay, sex, or vagina talk. Where have I mentioned vaginas you ask? RIGHT NAO.

[DakAttack]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

vagina talk

[Etra]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Your New Russian Boyfriend