Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

[Murphie]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

My friend is interrupting my drinking by making me be social. And put on pants.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I had a glass of red wine left over from dinner the other night and 3 Coronas.

Beer is an absurdly inefficient inebriant. How anyone manages to reach alcohol poisoning with this stuff is beyond my comprehension. I could have had six shots in a fraction of this time and been utterly devastated.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

My friend is interrupting my drinking by making me be social. And put on pants.

Best/worst friend ever.

[Mezlo]

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I had a glass of red wine left over from dinner the other night and 3 Coronas.

Beer is an absurdly inefficient inebriant. How anyone manages to reach alcohol poisoning with this stuff is beyond my comprehension. I could have had six shots in a fraction of this time and been utterly devastated.

My blood pressure has been deemed "high," so I've backed off on the hard liquor (vodka) and am now just doing 2 glasses on red wine a night. That coupled with me actually getting back to working out hopefully will do the trick. The 6 shots you eluded too is what I'd consume during a D&D session along with 4 beers or so, and that was just 4 hours or so.

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My friend is interrupting my drinking by making me be social. And put on pants.

You could be social without pants on and probably have more fun.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Alluded. To elude is to evade. And are you serious? You drink that much during a D&D session? How do you stay conscious?

My blood pressure is fine but as I've mentioned my cholesterol is high, so I've been trying to have at least one beer or glass of wine daily with dinner since that has a negative correlation with heart disease. As with many positive changes in my life it's been an intermittent habit at best. Socially/recreationally I rarely have more than 2 drinks, which is usually enough to loosen me up, but my condition lately has pushed me to crave the complete effacement of forebrain regulatory activity that is colloquially characterized as getting totally shitfaced.

If Yyg's observations have any merit, I really need to keep an eye on myself tonight, judging by my diction in that last sentence.

[Yygdrasil]

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/worriedaboutTM

Also: You only used diction in place of vocabulary because it's an excuse to say "Dick", didn't you? Admit it. You chuckled. You're drunk... I'm cutting you off.

[cidbahamut]

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TM have you considered writing while under the influence? It seems like it brings out the wordsmith in you.

[Taskmage]

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I've never considered the two of them together, but historically that's a winning combination.

[Murphie]

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You should really look into it.

[DakAttack]

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Anybody want some underwear? Jockey sent out an e-mail offering their customers a random reward for being a member, such as 15%-100% off their next purchase, up to $100. They didn't do this in a way I couldn't exploit.

Mystery Coupon

Notice the &uid=xxxxxxx in the url; increment or decrement this number and you'll access the "rewards" given to other people. I combed through and managed to find a 50% off coupon code, but ran out of patience before finding anything better. These codes only last until the 22nd, and are one-time use only. They are not tied to anybody's account, so if you can find it first, it's yours. I did notice that some uid numbers defaulted to the code SAVINGS, which I believe to be some failsafe or default code. This probably isn't a one-time use code.

Go crazy!

[Taskmage]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

URL exploits: Not just for browsing porn clips

[Murphie]

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I hate guys. I wish I were straight.

[Mezlo]

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You drink that much during a D&D session? How do you stay conscious?

I'm a professional.

[Jarre]

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Maybe you should cut down before you have an early grave

[DakAttack]

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I hate guys. I wish I were straight.

Women aren't any easier to deal with. They always seem to have odd expectations for men that more often than not contract each other.