Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I love how Etra believes it was a possibility before.

[Mezlo]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

So in completely unrelated news... my wedding is this Friday... and i'm super excited! Anyone care to read my vows? I think they're just nerdy enough to fit my personality without being cheesy.

IM me

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Heavy thread is heavy....

Aks, what did i tell you about naming, "He who must not be named" 3 times, he's like Beetlejuice, say mention his name 3 times and he comes back...

[Aksannyi]

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I only mentioned him once, so it must have been someone else.

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Too bad it doesn't work that way for other members.

TGM
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[Ketaru]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

So in completely unrelated news... my wedding is this Friday... and i'm super excited! Anyone care to read my vows?

I don't get invited so screw j00.

EDIT: 56 hours into Bravely Default and I still feel as thought I'm no where close to the end of the game.

[Jarre]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

So in completely unrelated news... my wedding is this Friday... and i'm super excited! Anyone care to read my vows? I think they're just nerdy enough to fit my personality without being cheesy.

I'm game to read them

[cidbahamut]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

So in completely unrelated news... my wedding is this Friday... and i'm super excited! Anyone care to read my vows? I think they're just nerdy enough to fit my personality without being cheesy.

You lucky bastard.

Let's hear 'em.

[Aksannyi]

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I may as well jump on this bandwagon too.

[Mezlo]

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You lucky bastard.

Let's hear 'em.

Yyg: "Rose are red, i'm a nerd for life. Would you do me the honor of being my wife?"

[Etra]

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Yyg: "Rose are red, i'm a nerd for life. Would you do me the honor of being my wife?"

Roses are red
Grass is greener
When I think of you
I touch my weiner

[Aksannyi]

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Roses are red
Hibiscus is red
I'm shit at colors
But amazing in bed.

[Mezlo]

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Roses are red
Grass is greener
When I think of you
I touch my weiner

Ummm... no thanks...

[Jarre]

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Roses are red.
Sex is elementary.
Let's call up a friend,
And try double entry!

Roses are red.
My mind is twisted.
Bend over baby,
Your about to get fisted.

roses are red,
violets are blue,
what I thought was vaseline,
turned out to be glue!

I could go on.....

[Mezlo]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Roses are red.
Sex is elementary.
Let's call up a friend,
And try double entry!

Roses are red.
My mind is twisted.
Bend over baby,
Your about to get fisted.

roses are red,
violets are blue,
what I thought was vaseline,
turned out to be glue!

I could go on.....

Leave it to the Brits to make it all weird...

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Jarre, also...

Is double entry and getting fisted a common occurence on British honeymoon?

[Malacite]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Butt fun is best fun.

[Yygdrasil]

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Once upon this evening splendid, our families gathered as intended
To bare witness to a marriage of two people they adore
My heart's beating at attention, though it's not from apprehension
Only with it's sole intention to join this day with yours
But it's eager flutter eases knowing what I have in store
Just my vows and nothing more

How distinctly I'll remember on that day in late November
After just getting together together, we discussed this day and more
So eagerly you planned this wedding that sometimes you were forgetting
with all the stressful days of fretting what the ceremony's for
But the day has come and you'll see what the ceremony's for
As I vow forever more

With this promise ever binding, and our lives so intertwining
I vow my heart and soul... to you... from every distant shore
Though imperfect, I'll remember what I promised here forever
To love, keep and protect her from whatever comes ashore
So to you I vow this promise as was done in ancient lore
Clasping hands with rings eternal and with so much left in store
I vow to you forever more