Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

[Taskmage]

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On another note, HEY TASKMAGE

What happened to our ability to set our own status like "drunk" or "happy" or "sad," it's a stupid feature but I kind of miss it.

Fixed?

[Aksannyi]

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Fixed?

I LOVE YOU.

[DakAttack]

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15 Classic Artworks That Are Way More Erotic Than You Remember (NSFW)

tfw I'm at work

[Aksannyi]

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"The Origin of the World" is such a great title for that last one, lool.

[Etra]

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Just got home from a date.

He told me he loved me and stole my glasses. Dafuq.

[Jarre]

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Maybe he did that to secure a second date?

[Etra]

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He's not getting one. He can keep the spectacles. Got backup pairs.

[Feba]

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We love you too, Etra

[Feba]

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in completely unrelated news, I don't think I ever shared this with you guys, so:

宇宙人-軍æŒ(HD高畫質版) - YouTube

and rough translation:

[intro]
Sir, excuse me, have you served yet? (note: referring to mandatory military service for males)
I don't need to serve! I'm too fat, fat enough the government considers me handicapped!
But I don't need to serve, so I also don't need to deal with bianbing (refers to having a girl leave you while you're serving in the military)
Take a look, who still...

[marching song]
Heroes in the same squad
Say strike, we strike
Say do, we do
Bleed and sweat for it

(note: super lazy translation)

[vo]
What're people who're serving like?
So boring, as soon as they have vacation they call us up, us free style kids who don't need to serve. See? He just called.
[Soldier buddy asks if he's busy, says he's shooting a movie today, b-b-b-BYE]

Sir, PFC Lin Zhongyu reporting for duty.
I received my discharge order the other day, gasping for breath, waking from a dream, in the air of freedom
Saying 'to serve', honestly it's nothing special. Every day you just do chores, eat, assemble, run, and move stuff

Monday? Move stuff
Tuesday? Move stuff!
Wednesday? MOVE STUFF!
Thursday? MOVE EVEN MORE STUFF
Friday? Finally a bit different, the sewer overflows with dirty water, so our CO says let's dig a new one. What can we say? All we can do is nod our heads and answer "Yessir!"

So we dig out a ton of crap, and even I think I smell like that ton of crap. I stink so much my girlfriend says she can't love me anymore; every day at noon I'm hiding under my blanket, crying.
My love, I can't even blame you. Outside, the world keeps spinning on, and I'm inside just marking time.
Walking until I have a hole in my sole, walking until my brain has holes too

One order, one action...

Say strike, we strike! Say do, we do! Bleed for it! Sweat for it!
Heroes in the same squad! etc.

We eat whenever we have food; take off whenever we have vacation; slack off whenever we can; shower when we have baths, oh, no,
that is, when we have hot water. Every week there'll be three days with hot water. I should just go buy some chicken fillet to eat, add milk tea, treat my classmate
At least my brothers are still with me, sharing everything together, large and small
eating together, vacationing together, slacking off together, showering together; I saw so many mens' bodies back in those days
There's no real secrets to serving, finally getting discharged is the only good part. So so so until then, it's best to disappear from your CO's eyes
It's best to just pass every day like this, getting eight fifty an hour every day, getting yelled at 'till you fly off every day, inspecting your hair and nails and boots every day
Taking a drink to relax every day, standing guard and contemplating every day, counting down to your discharge every day, finally getting to the last of the last of the last day
Your military career finally ends today, your life finally begins today, feels like your birthday today, you can finally log out of Army Online today
Maybe confused or indecisive, maybe nervous, maybe not, even arrogant, but don't worry, when you don't know where your life is going, just sing along with that old army song

[Jarre]

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Thankfully this Member of Parliment has been suspended from his party for saying that "the change in law to allow gay people to marry is what has caused gods wrath with all the flooding from rain and the seas" oh for a world without religeon less trouble will brew. And for those thinking I'm making the above up look here.... BBC News - UKIP suspends councillor who blamed flooding on gay marriage

Quote "In the letter to the Henley Standard he wrote: "The scriptures make it abundantly clear that a Christian nation that abandons its faith and acts contrary to the Gospel (and in naked breach of a coronation oath) will be beset by natural disasters such as storms, disease, pestilence and war." He added: "I wrote to David Cameron in April 2012 to warn him that disasters would accompany the passage of his same-sex marriage bill."

[Firewind]

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Seriously, that logo makes them look like a budget supermarket.

[Yellow Mage]

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I understand that they were going for alliteration on the left side of that image, but it was a total missed opportunity to not label the hurricanes as bisexual.

[Aksannyi]

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Seen on my Facebook:


Offensive but it made me laugh really hard.

[DakAttack]

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Seen on my Facebook:


Offensive but it made me laugh really hard.

There's nothing there, but here's a picture that reminded me of our discussion of Etra's dong.

[Aksannyi]

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Hrm, okay let me figure out why it's not showing up (because it is for me).

Should show up as an attached image now.