Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I thought the gays loved the biguns. I think studies have actually shown that an anus can accommodate more than a vagina, at least length-wise. With a vagina, you're gonna eventually run into the cervix once you get to a certain size. You'll never be able to go balls deep if you're longer than a foot. Apparently, the asshole has no such resistance. I could be wrong, since I've actually never tested this theory.

At any rate, that's a totally shallow reason to dump someone but they're entitled to it ... and you're probably better off for it. Enjoy your freedoms.

[Nandito]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

The fuck did I just walk into...

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

BUTTSEX TALK

On another note, HEY TASKMAGE

What happened to our ability to set our own status like "drunk" or "happy" or "sad," it's a stupid feature but I kind of miss it.

[Mezlo]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

What happened to our ability to set our own status like "drunk" or "happy" or "sad," it's a stupid feature but I kind of miss it.

or "balls deep" ?

[Aksannyi]

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If that becomes an available status I will set it for all time.

It will be funny because I obviously have no penis, and no balls.

[Feba]

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You new here?

You implying Etra's dates can be easily described with existing pronouns?

[Mezlo]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

You implying Etra's dates can be easily described with existing pronouns?

No, he's implying that Etra has made a MULTITUDE of posts regarding his sexuality and stories / anecdotes about it. Remember his professed attraction to Yyg. (Also his Avatar could be a clue)

[Firewind]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Etra you should come to England where tonnes of women with bucket cunts want that, especially in essex and newcastle where the slappers are.

Don't send him there, you don't know what he'll catch from them.

[Jarre]

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Are slappers like piss flaps or beef curtains?

A slapper is a women / man who sleeps with everyone, basically well used and prodded they also don't care who they fuck as long as they get it.

[Yellow Mage]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I thought the gays loved the biguns. I think studies have actually shown that an anus can accommodate more than a vagina, at least length-wise. With a vagina, you're gonna eventually run into the cervix once you get to a certain size. You'll never be able to go balls deep if you're longer than a foot. Apparently, the asshole has no such resistance. I could be wrong, since I've actually never tested this theory.

Didn't Etra post a thing a while ago about how men attracted to other men tended to be more well-endowed on average?

[Jarre]

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Hadn't his partner herd of lube?

[DakAttack]

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You can lube a person's b-hole but you can't lube their heart.

[Mezlo]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

You can lube a person's b-hole but you can't lube their heart.

Etra, this is needs to be on your bumper sticker.

[Etra]

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OMG.

I LOVE IT.

[Feba]

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That sounds like a quote worthy of a tattoo.