Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

[DakAttack]

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I told one of the presidents at a Nats game to suck on all my dicks. I only have one, but I let the suggestion that I may have more do all the work.

[Etra]

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Oh I see how it is. Offering all the random peasants the octo-penis, but the resident fag doesn't get a go.

I SEE HOW THIS WORKS.

[Melody]

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Oh I see how it is. Offering all the random peasants the octo-penis, but the resident fag doesn't get a go.

I SEE HOW THIS WORKS.

If I had one I'd let you have a wank.

[cidbahamut]

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Thanks for making the conversation creepy Melody.

[Melody]

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That's why I am here.

[DakAttack]

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Why do cars on the lot never resemble the models featured on the website? It's like they layout these really specific trims, but when it comes time to assemble the cars they hit the random button for every single one. My Nissan Sentra didn't/doesn't have a trim noted anywhere, but it has some features of the most expensive trim (chrome everything) and some features of the least expensive trim (no cruise control).

And I really want to add features from the more expensive trims, such as auto-on headlights and a higher quality sound system, but the guys at the dealership tell me it's not possible and I'd hate to go aftermarket.

[Mezlo]

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auto-on headlights

These are the best, especially when you are driving drunk.

[cidbahamut]

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These are the best, especially when you are driving drunk.

Automatic engine failure would be better.

[Firewind]

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[DakAttack]

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You YouTube app for Android devices is also really, really terrible. Can somebody tell me why a Google-owned company can't put out a decent app on a Google-developed OS?

[Firewind]

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Nine times out of ten, just accessing the website is better than using the app. BBCi Player on the PS3 is the most notable example.

[Aksannyi]

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I actually have no issues with my YouTube app on my android. Didn't even know it was an issue.

So this happened in the TB area today:
RAW VIDEO: Police chase, shootout with USF suspect | Video | wtsp.com

A few other vids on the news site:
Charlie Christopher Bates, suspect in violent home invasions and sexual batteries near USF, dies after police chase, crash and shootout | wtsp.com


Kind of cool to watch, although probably scary for those who were in the area. I was at work, watching the videos from the news website.

[Yygdrasil]

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WTF Was That?: Wack-Ass Japanese Lighter Commercial | Geekologie

[Etra]

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So. Mortal Kombat themed stories here.

Did you know when you use the bathroom (#2) and you don't need to wipe, it's called a flawless victory?

There was once a college Jock and every time he would have sex, he would shout, "Mortal Kombat" at the top of his lungs before ejaculating. Every guy in the dorm would yell back, "Finish her!"

[Aksannyi]

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Oh my god. This course load is killing me. It's only the fourth week and I'm just completely wiped out. Unfortunately, I didn't have much choice if I want to progress in the program.

Luckily, they've let me bring my laptop to work so I can study during my lunch break, which helps a little bit. I'm squeezing out time wherever I can for homework. Mornings before work, during lunch, the space between when I arrive at school and class starting, during class breaks, then when I get home ... burn out is imminent but failure is not an option and ugh I'm so tired.