Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

[DakAttack]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Pretty much. Men's bathroom floors are sticky with semi-dry urine. You can see the spray across the walls if you look at them from the right angle.

[Melody]

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Well it's not possible...well it is but I don't see why for a woman to stand up and pee. We can't aim like men can. Unless for some odd reason we get a tube put in there and it leads...to well you get the idea. But the old bathrooms I used to use at my old job were disgusting....other female employees would leave their pads/tampons in there along with left over bottles of facial cream, lipstick tubes, etc etc. It's one thing to piss, but it's another thing to bleed on a toilet seat. I'd rather deal with piss stains and the smell of urine, instead of catching some type of STD from some chick who decided not to use a pad/tampon. It's just gross.

[cidbahamut]

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Public restrooms in general are just terrible.

[Melody]

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Public restrooms in general are just terrible.

But how would you feel being told to sit down and pee? Would it not challenge your masculinity? I'm not saying it wouldn't but you wouldn't be offended?

[cidbahamut]

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But how would you feel being told to sit down and pee? Would it not challenge your masculinity? I'm not saying it wouldn't but you wouldn't be offended?

I'd be more offended by the impracticality of it than anything. Having to sit down to pee only serves to unnecessarily inconvenience me. I don't see any upsides to it, only that I'm being coerced into doing something that's stupidly inconvenient. The notion that there needs to be legislation governing this is beyond absurd.

[DakAttack]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

mother fuckin fri day gotta get them mother fuckin

NSFW

fuckin work of art

[cidbahamut]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Putting NSFW material in the Bored at Work thread.

Classy.


I do kind of want a donut now.

[DakAttack]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

NSFW material is exactly what you need when you're bored at work.

[Firewind]

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The picture had donuts on it?

[cidbahamut]

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You are clearly not a man who thinks with his stomach.

[Mezlo]

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Throw a trumpet on there and his ass would've seen it...

[Etra]

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Going back to the urinal thing, I don't understand the whole "omgaggle I can't pee next to that guy, so I'll go in the stall." Settle your balls down and just pee at the empty urinal. Who cares? I don't want to see your penis. I'm not there to look at your penis. I'm there to pee, wash my hands, and go back to whatever I was doing before. So why do you men feel obligated to skip stalls and avoid using the only empty one if there's two guys on either side? No one is going to lunge at it*. I promise you. Get in there, pee, and get out. My God.

*Does not include rest stops. Watch your junk in there.

[cidbahamut]

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It's a privacy thing. I'm not comfortable exposing my junk in a public place or around other people. That awkwardness also makes it really hard to pee.

[Aksannyi]

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Actually I'm not opposed to light NSFW around here though it should probably be spoilered at least, then again I'm not in charge.

[Yygdrasil]

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