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Official Aks and Yyg Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread
Of course it was... you live in DC for Christ sake. If they could, those fuckers would carry knives and mug you for peanuts. DC squirrels ain't nothin' to fuck with.
Re: Official Aks and Yyg Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread
That's only the inner city squirrels. Out here in the suburbs of northern Virginia they're mostly fat and lazy. My friend says he's actually watched one in his neighborhood repeatedly fall out of the tree. They're damn good at finding ways around the "squirrel-proof" bird feeders though.
Re: Official Aks and Yyg Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread
I question the advice about hitting the cervix. I had a girlfriend that had some kind of small button beneath her cervix and went crazy whenever I pressed it.
That's only the inner city squirrels. Out here in the suburbs of northern Virginia they're mostly fat and lazy. My friend says he's actually watched one in his neighborhood repeatedly fall out of the tree. They're damn good at finding ways around the "squirrel-proof" bird feeders though.
That's why we stripped an extension cord and attached one lead to the metal hoop at the top of the bird feeder and attached the other lead to the metal stand the feeder hung from. The squirrel would hang upside down and gorge himself on our expensive bird feed. One foot would hand onto the loop of the feeder and the other foot hung from the metal stand, completing the circuit... All it would really do is shock them and scare the shit of them, making them hop off the feeder. Well, except for that one day it was raining...
Re: Official Aks and Yyg Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread
Maybe I haven't lived in the states long enough but I'm not seeing the point of handing out free food to certain kind of wild animal (birds) and then being pissed off that a different kind (squirrels) are cashing in on that.
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