Official Aks and Yyg Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Aks and Ygg (<- GJ Yyg!) Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread

I didn't get it either, so I don't know.



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Also, ever try looking for a job?

Ever try doing it with severe nasal congestion? Killlllll meeeeeeeeee.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Official Aks and Ygg (<- GJ Yyg!) Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread

The discussions must be the best part...

"I dink am dah betht perthon fur dah chob becauth..."

Something like that?

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Aks and Ygg (<- GJ Yyg!) Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread

It's more like my head hurts so bad right now I can barely read the words on the screen, making it harder to view the qualifications/requirements for positions and just overall feeling like crap.

This is hilarious. I'd copypasta it but it's long. http://jobmob.co.il/blog/funniest-resume-mistakes/

Some highlights:

Candidate stated the ability to persuade people sexually using her words.

One candidate’s electronic resume included links to her homepage, where the pictures were of her in the nude.

“I am a wedge with a sponge taped to it. My purpose is to wedge myself into someone’s door to absorb as much as possible.”

Qualifications: “I have guts, drive, ambition and heart, which is probably more than a lot of the drones that you have working for you.”

Resume: “I have a lifetime’s worth of technical expertise (I wasn’t born – my mother simply chose ‘eject child’ from the special menu.”

Read the whole page, it's pretty funny. I have no misspellings, no misused words, no ambiguous phrases. No clip-art, no fancy paper/colors. This makes me feel better knowing that the competition is so stupid.

OBLIGATORY PIC:

[cidbahamut]

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[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Aks and Ygg (<- GJ Yyg!) Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread


Ain't it the truth.

(What I wouldn't give for a hug from Gibbs)

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

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[Aksannyi]

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Terrifying picture

Don't say I didn't warn you:

:O

Annnnnnnnd here you go:


(Even more disturbing when you realize that the bottom image of her looks like she's in the throes of passion ...)

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Official Aks and Ygg (<- GJ Yyg!) Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread

eew....

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Aks and Ygg (<- GJ Yyg!) Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread

Monorail cat dump:

[cidbahamut]

Re: Official Aks and Ygg (<- GJ Yyg!) Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread

Needs more subway kitties.

[Aksannyi]

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[cidbahamut]

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[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Aks and Ygg (<- GJ Yyg!) Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread

I looooooove that cat. Pic is so old but it gets me every fucking time.

[NightShayde]

Re: Official Aks and Ygg (<- GJ Yyg!) Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread

I see your monorail cat:



...and raise you a flvr:

[cidbahamut]

Re: Official Aks and Ygg (<- GJ Yyg!) Talk Nonsense Thread AKA Spammity-Spam Thread



I'm gonna go ahead and call.