ITT: Mud slinging and silly insults, GO!

[Aksannyi]

Or in simpler terms, insult the person who posts before you.

This is meant to be silly, and not soul-crushing, so we're not here to insult people to the point of making them want to kill themselves here. Just fun!

A few rules:
1. Don't dish it out if you're not prepared to take it, no bitching about what someone said.
2. Nothing too serious in here, stuff like "You're a big poopy head!" is okay, stuff like, "You're such a pathetic loser because your kids don't live with you" is not. If it would seriously offend you if someone posted it toward you, say something else.
3. Be creative, nothing will kill this thread faster than twenty-five "You suck" posts in a row. Stuff like "Your green hair is causing my migraines to worsen from the putrid monstrosity of it all!" See, it doesn't even have to make any sense.

All right guys do your worst.

[cidbahamut]

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I was expecting this thread to be about politics. You have let me down Aks, for shame.

[Aksannyi]

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I do have that effect on people.

How dare you insult my thread title! You are a big-butt sticky meanie!

[DakAttack]

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I do have that effect on people.

How dare you insult my thread title! You are a big-butt sticky meanie!

You're the world's greatest grandpa.

[Neverslip]

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Your grandpa could kick my grandpa's ass... wait... I think I did this wrong.

[Aksannyi]

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Change "kick" to "lick" and you did it right!

Neverslip? What the hell kind of name is that? I personally like my shit to be all slippery if you know what I mean, why would you want it to never slip?

[Neverslip]

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When I started my acct it was the name that was accepted and I knew I wanted Never cuz of my XBL name... and after several huge sessions of getting pulled around by a buddy all over the place for OPs, I didn't feel like changing it and going through the hassle again. If I'm found dedz there's no end to the griefing about having "slipped". Someone asked me if it was inspired by some porn star one time.. never found that in google search.

So in your name do you stress the "yi", the "san", or the "AAaaaaaaAAAAAK!!!" ??? Where did than one even come from?

[Aksannyi]

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Like most of my other brilliant ideas (like this thread, amirite) it just came to me, I made it up on the fly one day while taking a shower, then I created my FFXI character. I guess the emphasis is on the san. Ahk-SAHN-yee but most people don't pronounce the Y and it ends up sounding like Ahk-SAHN-ee. Or the one guy in my first Dynamis LS who used to call me OX.

Your avatar is way too tightly clad for my liking. Do you enjoy looking at those muscles? Does it excite you? Something you're not telling us? Huh?

[Neverslip]

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Something you're not telling us?

It's Snake Eyes... he tells you nothing cuz he's mute. Gah... always /poke'n fun at the handicapped. Big doodoo faced meanie heart grumpy face wizzle head.

[Ketaru]

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loldnc

[Neverslip]

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lolpetjobber

[Aksannyi]

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You guys suck at insulting people. Step into your inner child. Not the sweet adorable angelic one, but the devilish little bastard we all have inside of us who wants to just slap people in the face and punch them because they took our goddamn cookie. BE LIKE THAT. Poopy shit monsters.

[Yygdrasil]

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Someone told me that Neverslip invites neighborhood children into the back of his van to play Stratego.

I also hear that he immagines them naked in between turns.

just sayin'