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Work is boring. I'm going to make it less so. Pick one of the choices in each set below, and state why. I don't care if the reason is silly or completely invalid, just do it. Entertain me for at least a few minutes.
Mom or Dad?
Pepsi or Coke?
Pizza or wings?
Pizza Hut or Papa Johns?
Trucks or SUVs?
TV or Internet?
House or ER?
NCIS or CSI?
American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance?
Facebook or Myspace?
Butts or boobs?
Jeans or sweats?
Dogs or cats?
Sofa or bed?
Shower or bath?
Sour cream & onion chips or barbecue chips?
Popcorn or peanuts?
Baseball or Football?
Soccer or Hockey?
Alcohol or cigarettes?
Hunting or fishing?
Tall or short?
Purple or orange?
Green or yellow?
Red or blue?
Black or white?
Mexican food or Chinese food?
Sing or dance?
Snow or rain?
Fuck or shit?
Hell or damn?
FUCKSQUAT or THUNDERCUNT?
Okay that's enough. FOR NOW MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ALSO NO DEBATING, you can laugh at people's answers or comment on the funny shit they say but THIS IS NOT the thread for "Your choices are lame," FUCK THAT, this is for fun. BITCHES. /red text.
MY MOTHERFUCKING ANSWERS:
Mom or Dad? Dad. Long story, let's just leave it at the fact that my dad has actually been there for me my whole life.
Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi tastes way better, TAKE THAT EMPLOYER. YEAH I SAID IT.
Pizza or wings? Pizza is better but only marginally, because wings ar also amazing.
Pizza Hut or Papa Johns? Pizza Hut will always win on account of STUFFED CRUST MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA.
Trucks or SUVs? As a redneck I am obligated to pick trucks, but also because SUVs are like truck wannabes if you ask me. And soccer moms are lame.
TV or Internet? Interwebs win because if I really wanted to, I could watch TV on them.
House or ER? House because it has attitude.
NCIS or CSI? NCIS because Mark Harmon is yummy and I wish I were Abby.
American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance? SYTYCD for obvious reasons, but since not everyone can see the obvious, it's because I was a dancer for ~20 years.
Facebook or Myspace? Facebook only because no one uses myspace anymore. NO ONE. But social networking is fail regardless.
Butts or boobs? Butts! Especially because I rather enjoy looking at the male posteriors, YUMMMMMMM.
Jeans or sweats? Jeans because all of mine are well broken in and super comfy and they also have the added bonus of making my butt look pretty.
Dogs or cats? Kittttttttttty kattttttts but I love both. I have a cat tattoo though.
Sofa or bed? Bed by a slim margin because it has pillows. (Yawn)
Shower or bath? Bath wins ONLY if the water stays hot enough to last from the beginning of me filling it until the water is high enough. My fail water heater has made me enjoy showers more in my current apartment because the water gets to cold by the time I've filled the tub halfway.
Sour cream & onion chips or barbecue chips? Sour cream & onion baby, barbecue is yummy but sometimes a bit too spicy for me.
Popcorn or peanuts? Popcorn, bonus points if it's kettle corn. Because peanuts often require me to DO WORK SON to even eat them.
Baseball or Football? Baseball because
my Rays and my Cowboys are fail this year.
Soccer or Hockey? Hockey will forever win against any sport, there is no other sport. HOCKEY FOR LIFE. Though unlike most Americans I do actually enjoy soccer. HOCKEY STILL WINS THOUGH Mario Lemieux is still my favorite player of ALL TIME.
Alcohol or cigarettes? Alcohol easily because of the not giving me cancer thing, I'll never understand why anyone smokes.
Hunting or fishing? Hunting, love to freeze my buns chasin' trophy deer (bonus points if you get that reference) and shooting guns is fun.
Tall or short? I'm short so I like short. Meow.
Purple or orange? PURPLE because it's FUCKING PURPLE.
Green or yellow? Green because as my mom says it's the color of money so we'll go with that.
Red or blue? Red because my sofa is red and it's awesome.
Black or white? Black because I'm kind of a goth dresser and a creature of the night.
Mexican food or Chinese food? Mexican food wins by default because Chinese food smells and tastes bad. But also because Mex food is yummy!
Sing or dance? Sing, because while I love to dance, I'm better at singing.
Snow or rain? Snow because it's fluffy! And because it strikes the fear of god into southern drivers which I think is hilarious.
Fuck or shit? Motherfucking fuck wins this fucking shitty contest, but not by fucking much. Fuckers.
Hell or damn? Damnitall is something I say like twenty times a day so damn wins.
FUCKSQUAT or THUNDERCUNT? FUCKSQUAT but only by a bit because BOTH ARE AWESOME WORDS WORTHY OF MORE FREQUENT EVERYDAY USE.
OKAY YOUR TURN. Again: NO DEBATING, you can laugh at people's answers or comment on the funny shit they say but THIS IS NOT the thread for "Your choices are lame," FUCK THAT, this is for fun. BITCHES. /red text. Post some shit. DO IT NOW.
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Mom or Dad?
Pepsi or Coke?
Pizza or wings?
Pizza Hut or Papa Johns?
Trucks or SUVs?
TV or Internet?
House or ER?
NCIS or CSI?
American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance?
Facebook or Myspace?
Butts or boobs?
Jeans or sweats?
Dogs or cats?
Sofa or bed?
Shower or bath?
Sour cream & onion chips or barbecue chips?
Popcorn or peanuts?
Baseball or Football?
Soccer or Hockey?
Alcohol or cigarettes?
Hunting or fishing?
Tall or short?
Purple or orange?
Green or yellow?
Red or blue?
Black or white?
Mexican food or Chinese food?
Sing or dance?
Snow or rain?
Fuck or shit?
Hell or damn?
FUCKSQUAT or THUNDERCUNT?
Okay that's enough. FOR NOW MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ALSO NO DEBATING, you can laugh at people's answers or comment on the funny shit they say but THIS IS NOT the thread for "Your choices are lame," FUCK THAT, this is for fun. BITCHES. /red text.
MY MOTHERFUCKING ANSWERS:
Mom or Dad? Dad. Long story, let's just leave it at the fact that my dad has actually been there for me my whole life.
Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi tastes way better, TAKE THAT EMPLOYER. YEAH I SAID IT.
Pizza or wings? Pizza is better but only marginally, because wings ar also amazing.
Pizza Hut or Papa Johns? Pizza Hut will always win on account of STUFFED CRUST MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA.
Trucks or SUVs? As a redneck I am obligated to pick trucks, but also because SUVs are like truck wannabes if you ask me. And soccer moms are lame.
TV or Internet? Interwebs win because if I really wanted to, I could watch TV on them.
House or ER? House because it has attitude.
NCIS or CSI? NCIS because Mark Harmon is yummy and I wish I were Abby.
American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance? SYTYCD for obvious reasons, but since not everyone can see the obvious, it's because I was a dancer for ~20 years.
Facebook or Myspace? Facebook only because no one uses myspace anymore. NO ONE. But social networking is fail regardless.
Butts or boobs? Butts! Especially because I rather enjoy looking at the male posteriors, YUMMMMMMM.
Jeans or sweats? Jeans because all of mine are well broken in and super comfy and they also have the added bonus of making my butt look pretty.
Dogs or cats? Kittttttttttty kattttttts but I love both. I have a cat tattoo though.
Sofa or bed? Bed by a slim margin because it has pillows. (Yawn)
Shower or bath? Bath wins ONLY if the water stays hot enough to last from the beginning of me filling it until the water is high enough. My fail water heater has made me enjoy showers more in my current apartment because the water gets to cold by the time I've filled the tub halfway.
Sour cream & onion chips or barbecue chips? Sour cream & onion baby, barbecue is yummy but sometimes a bit too spicy for me.
Popcorn or peanuts? Popcorn, bonus points if it's kettle corn. Because peanuts often require me to DO WORK SON to even eat them.
Baseball or Football? Baseball because
my Rays and my Cowboys are fail this year. Soccer or Hockey? Hockey will forever win against any sport, there is no other sport. HOCKEY FOR LIFE. Though unlike most Americans I do actually enjoy soccer. HOCKEY STILL WINS THOUGH Mario Lemieux is still my favorite player of ALL TIME.
Alcohol or cigarettes? Alcohol easily because of the not giving me cancer thing, I'll never understand why anyone smokes.
Hunting or fishing? Hunting, love to freeze my buns chasin' trophy deer (bonus points if you get that reference) and shooting guns is fun.
Tall or short? I'm short so I like short. Meow.
Purple or orange? PURPLE because it's FUCKING PURPLE.
Green or yellow? Green because as my mom says it's the color of money so we'll go with that.
Red or blue? Red because my sofa is red and it's awesome.
Black or white? Black because I'm kind of a goth dresser and a creature of the night.
Mexican food or Chinese food? Mexican food wins by default because Chinese food smells and tastes bad. But also because Mex food is yummy!
Sing or dance? Sing, because while I love to dance, I'm better at singing.
Snow or rain? Snow because it's fluffy! And because it strikes the fear of god into southern drivers which I think is hilarious.
Fuck or shit? Motherfucking fuck wins this fucking shitty contest, but not by fucking much. Fuckers.
Hell or damn? Damnitall is something I say like twenty times a day so damn wins.
FUCKSQUAT or THUNDERCUNT? FUCKSQUAT but only by a bit because BOTH ARE AWESOME WORDS WORTHY OF MORE FREQUENT EVERYDAY USE.
OKAY YOUR TURN. Again: NO DEBATING, you can laugh at people's answers or comment on the funny shit they say but THIS IS NOT the thread for "Your choices are lame," FUCK THAT, this is for fun. BITCHES. /red text. Post some shit. DO IT NOW.
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