Which one/Why

[Balfree]

Re: Which one/Why

Mom or Dad?
Mom. Dad spends too much time being racist and homophobic.

Pepsi or Coke?
Coke. Pepsi is always second choice... just my taste. Don't drink much coke either too.

Pizza or wings?
Pizza. Wings are messy.

Pizza Hut or Papa Johns?
Unless there's no other choice... Pizza Hut. Same as coke... (will there be any proper food in this quiz?)

Trucks or SUVs?
Trucks. My dick is sized OK.

TV or Internet?
TV...? I don't even?

House or ER?
House. Witty.

NCIS or CSI?
NCIS because I love Chris O'Donnell in a beard.

American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance?
... not into any of that junk-tv. Wait, tv? I keep hearing weird stuff today.

Facebook or Myspace?
Facebook, its a lot more fashion.

Butts or boobs?
Butts. I like holes.

Jeans or sweats?
Jeans. Because I don't live in a trailer park.

Dogs or cats?
Dogs. Cats. Shoul'da skipped this one but.

Sofa or bed?
Bed. No sofa in my appartment. They're useless.

Shower or bath?
Bath. Submerged masturbation is fun.

Sour cream & onion chips or barbecue chips?
Sour cream & onion chips because

Popcorn or peanuts?
Peanuts. Popcorn has no substance.

Baseball or Football?
Baseball. Tight pants on buff men...? Goodness

Soccer or Hockey?
Hockey. The undergarments of a hockey outfit are so damn hot...

Alcohol or cigarettes?
Alcohol. Cigarettes taste like shit

Hunting or fishing?
Fishing. Hunting is too much work

Tall or short?
On the short side if possible. Sex is easier with someone short rather than someone tall

Purple or orange?
Orange. I'm not a skank

Green or yellow?
Green. Yellow is too yellow

Red or blue?
Depends. Usually blue. Red irritates me!!!!!

Black or white?
White. Too many people like black and it annoys me. Fucking sheep. Fucking emo sheep!

Mexican food or Chinese food?
Chinese food. Don't have to worry about anal sex after dinner too much

Sing or dance?
Dance. Dance while singing. No singing without dancing. So dancing.

Snow or rain?
Snow. Rain is a pain in the ass.

Fuck or shit?
Shitfuck. Why can't i just have both, sometimes?

Hell or damn?
Damn. This quiz annoys me a little bit.

FUCKSQUAT or THUNDERCUNT?
FUCKSQUAT because I don't like cunts too much.

yay!

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Pizza or wings?
Pizza. Wings are messy.

Pizza or wings? - Pizza, wings are too messy.

I swear i didnt copy.

I don't even read people's posts until i've replied

I'ma horrible sexy poster

[NightShayde]

Re: Which one/Why

Mom or Dad? Mom, 'cause I am one. Plus, I was always much closer to Mom (even though I loved Daddy dearly).

Pepsi or Coke? Coke, though I'll drink Pepsi without complaining if Coke isn't available.

Pizza or wings? Pizza. It's much more versatile.

Pizza Hut or Papa Johns? Papa Johns because I love eating the crusts dipped in the garlic sauce that comes with the pizza.

Trucks or SUVs? Trucks. Trucks are very handy - and since I only have one kid & don't need to tote around a small army, an SUV is completely unnecessary at this point.

TV or Internet? Internet. Without it, I might be forced to slash my wrists during slow work days. I love me some TV, but I can watch it online if need be.

House or ER? ER. George Clooney dreams of me at night - he just doesn't know who I am.

NCIS or CSI? CSI -- all of them ... though there's certainly nothing wrong with NCIS.

American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance? SYTYCD. The judges on AI annoy me (well - I haven't seen the new ones, but I don't plan to). Mary Murphy on SYTYCD is beyond fucking annoying - but they didn't have her as a regular judge this past season. Plus, I just really enjoy watching excellent dancing.

Facebook or Myspace? Facebook. I never joined Myspace.

Butts or boobs? Depends on who they're on. On men, butts. On women, boobs.

Jeans or sweats? Depends on the situation. If I'm going out in public, jeans. If I'm hanging out at home, sweats (or soft fuzzy fleecy pajama pants). In public, I'd rather see other people in jeans than in sweats.

Dogs or cats? Cats. Love them, love them, love them. Not having to walk them is a big plus, especially if the weather is nasty. I won't rule out having a dog again at some point in time, but with 5 cats I'm not in a rush.

Sofa or bed? Sleeping? Bed. Anything else? Sofa.

Shower or bath? For getting clean, a shower. For relaxing, a bath. Even when I take a bath, I shower at the end to make sure I'm clean.

Sour cream & onion chips or barbecue chips? I actually prefer either Ranch or Salt & Vinegar... but given the choice of SCO or BBQ, I'm not sure. I have to fight off my daughter with SCO & fight off my husband with BBQ. If I stick with Salt & Vinegar, they'll both leave my chips alone.

Popcorn or peanuts? Popcorn. Orville Redenbacher's Movie Theater Butter, to be exact.

Baseball or Football? Baseball. I've been a huge baseball fan since I was a little girl. DH actually started talking to me the first time 'cause I had brought a Sony Watchman to class to watch baseball playoffs while in EMT class.

Soccer or Hockey? Hockey. It's exciting!

Alcohol or cigarettes? Alcohol. Cigarettes are stinky.

Hunting or fishing? Neither. I prefer to pay others to procure my proteins for me. If I had to kill my own food, I'd be a vegetarian. Well -- I suppose I could deal with the concept of killing & cleaning fish to eat. I wouldn't want to kill & clean a mammal, though. *shudder*

Tall or short? Average. Extremes one way or the other are just impractical.

Purple or orange? Purple - it's my favorite color.

Green or yellow? Green - it's my 2nd favorite color.

Red or blue? Blue - calming & soothing. Oddly enough, I'm wearing a purple shirt, blue jeans, and a green sweatjacket today.

Black or white? Black, because it's slimming (and easier to keep clean than white).

Mexican food or Chinese food? I like both, but I think I'll have to go with Mexican. Without Taco Bell, I'd be a sad panda.

Sing or dance? Sing - because I'm pretty darn good at it. I'm very impressed with people who can both sing and dance well, though.

Snow or rain? Rain. Living in a non-mountainous area of SoCal, a significant snowfall would be a nightmare (though we had snow a couple of weeks ago & it was quite nifty).

Fuck or shit? Fuck. It smells better.

Hell or damn? Damn. I have no idea why.

FUCKSQUAT or THUNDERCUNT? Fucksquat -- though I've always referred to that position as "froggy style." I don't actually know what Thundercunt is, so I'll stay away from that for the moment.

[Balfree]

Re: Which one/Why

froggy style is goooood.

me liek

[Malacite]

Re: Which one/Why

Mom or Dad? - Dad

Pepsi or Coke? - Either's fine

Pizza or wings? - Depends

Pizza Hut or Papa Johns? - Pizza Hut

Trucks or SUVs? - Neither

TV or Internet? - Internet

House or ER? - neither

NCIS or CSI? - neither

American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance? - neither

Facebook or Myspace? - neither

Butts or boobs? - BUTT SECKS!

Jeans or sweats? - Sweats

Dogs or cats? - Cats

Sofa or bed? - tough one... Sofa for games, otherwise Bed.

Shower or bath? - Bath

Sour cream & onion chips or barbecue chips? - Neither

Popcorn or peanuts? - Popcorn

Baseball or Football? - Football, I guess?

Soccer or Hockey? - Hockey

Alcohol or cigarettes? - Booze

Hunting or fishing? - Hunting (guns are fun)

Tall or short? - inbetween

Purple or orange? - neither, both are hideous

Green or yellow? - Green

Red or blue? - Blue, though I love both

Black or white? - White

Mexican food or Chinese food? - Love 'em both, but Chinese

Sing or dance? - neither, no talent

Snow or rain? - Hate 'em both!

Fuck or shit? - Fuck ?

Hell or damn? - Damn

FUCKSQUAT or THUNDERCUNT? - WTF?! Oo

[Freelancer]

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Mom or Dad? Mom

Pepsi or Coke? pepsi, coke is 5ml less for the same price! oh and it has a funky after taste...

Pizza or wings? pizza, wings are a hassle.

Pizza Hut or Papa Johns? Papa johns has better pizza, but the hut makes good lasagna.

Trucks or SUVs? neither

TV or Internet? Internet, even though I miss watching horror movies late at night when I cant sleep. (I miss being 12...)

House or ER? House... one day it WILL be lupus.

NCIS or CSI? The one with Grissum

American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance? Neither, they're both boring.

Facebook or Myspace? Neither, use Fantaji.com

Butts or boobs? Hmm... Both?

Jeans or sweats? sweats, comfy

Dogs or cats? I don't want pets but I prefer cats.

Sofa or bed? Bed, the sofa I own is a POS

Shower or bath? Shower, but I'll take a hot bath every once in a while when its cold.

Sour cream & onion chips or barbecue chips? SC&O, tastes better.

Popcorn or peanuts? Popcorn, with cheese.

Baseball or Football? Both are boring.

Soccer or Hockey? Even more boring.

Alcohol or cigarettes? Neither, I like my organs.

Hunting or fishing? I fail at fishing, but hunting isn't my thing either so I get fishing.

Tall or short? Doesn't matter if the bewbs are good.

Purple or orange? Purple, orange bothers me.

Green or yellow? Green, yellow is too bright

Red or blue? Blue, red is too bright lol

Black or white? White, I like Gundams.

Mexican food or Chinese food? Mexican, I like burritos

Sing or dance? Neither, I whistle

Snow or rain? I like cloudy weather in general.

Fuck or shit? Fuck?

Hell or damn? heck, I'm very PG-13

FUCKSQUAT or THUNDERCUNT? FUCKCUNT haaaah..... /clever.

[KingOfZeal]

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House or ER? House... one day it WILL be lupus.

It was Lupis once... took them like 4 years to finally get it though. (See Season 4, Episode 8: You Don't Want to Know)

[Yellow Mage]

Re: Which one/Why

Mom or Dad?--I don't really have a good method of judging the two other than objectively, and I guess Dad is closer to me geographically, so let's go with that.

Pepsi or Coke?--Pepsi. I hear that people who drink prefer Coke as a mixer. But I don't drink, and I like the "sweetness" that drinkers complain about.

Pizza or wings?--Pizza. Easier to eat while not very frequently tasting worse than wings.

Pizza Hut or Papa Johns?--Oh Good Lord, Pizza Hut all the way. Heck, I'd take Dominoes over Papa Johns nowadays.

Trucks or SUVs?--Trucks. This choice was pretty much completely arbitrary, as I am not a big motor vehicle person.

TV or Internet?--Internets FTW!

House or ER?--House. Though, I've never really watched ER.

NCIS or CSI?--NCIS all the way. Abby has more awesome in her pinky than all three of the CSI crews combined (I suppose she'd have to use her other pinky to best Caruso's shades, however). The other character have their moments, too, of course.

American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance?--I've never watched So You Think You Can Dance, so I guess I'll go American Idol here.

Facebook or Myspace?--Myspace, because it had the decency to die. :D

Butts or boobs?--Tough question, but I suppose that I slightly favor butts.

Jeans or sweats?--Jeans. I wear them more often, so they must be doing something right.

Dogs or cats?--Ugh. Another one I don't like taking sides on. I'll go cats simply because Nacho (huge orange tabby) looks adorable sleeping to my right. (And I suppose they have that "internets" thing working for them, too.)

Sofa or bed?--While a sofa is nice in a pinch, nothing beats the comfort of lying in ones own bed.

Shower or bath?--Showers are more practical, but I actually prefer taking a bath for relaxing.

Sour cream & onion chips or barbecue chips?--Barbecue. I don't eat either, but I'm pretty sure the barbecue kind smell slightly less obnoxious.

Popcorn or peanuts?--Popcorn. It's one of my weaknesses. (Another being cinnamon.)

Baseball or Football?--Football. It amuses me more, I suppose.

Soccer or Hockey?--Soccer. Hockey is cool and all, but soccer I have more experience with.

Alcohol or cigarettes?--Ugh, way to disgust me. I guess alcohol, since it only smells terrible when you're really close to the person, as opposed to several yards downwind.

Hunting or fishing?--Hunting. Sounds much more exciting.

Tall or short?--Shortaru.

Purple or orange?--Orange, as it's my favorite color behind yellow and light-blue.

Green or yellow?--HUH, I WONDER . . .

Red or blue?--Red (Mage).

Black or white?--Very difficult choice. I guess I'll default to Black as it's the upcoming Pokemon version I intend to get.

Mexican food or Chinese food?--Mexican. Not only does form a part of my heritage, it just plain tastes good, too.

Sing or dance?--Dance is fun but fleeting, song tends to be more memorable. Unfortunately, I don't think any dance really has the same impact as something like, say, "Imagine."

Snow or rain?--Snow. But that's just me. I do like both, however.

Fuck or shit?--The former sounds more fun.

Hell or damn?--Like there's much difference? I suppose I'd be more comfortable talking about the concept of Hell itself than of damnation . . .

FUCKSQUAT or THUNDERCUNT?--The latter sounds more fun.

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

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I had to go look up Fucksquat and Thundercunt on the Urban Dictionary.

My first thought for "fucksquat" was indeed "nothing," it did seem like an alternative for "jackshit." But option #17 of the 20+ "Thundercunt" definitions was more in line with what I thought it was. Seems the majority opinion is that "Thundercunt" is a chronically obese, self-centered woman that thinks her shit doesn't stink and looks down on others. That and you can sense she's bitching about something from a mile away.

That fits the description of my previous girl, minus the obese part. She was skinny little thing, but other wise, yes. Total thundercunt.

I'll still go with the more exciting definition, #17 said it was a woman that was phenomenal in bed.

[Aksannyi]

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I'm amazed at the number of people who didn't know what fucksquat was from previous posts by yours truly on this forum. This is a word I made up. (And indeed, it is a combination of fuckall and jacksquat and does mean absolutely nothing.) There is a second definition, though, which Night touched on - it is a sex position.

Thundercunt is generally an insult, at least in my book. It's basically a woman who is so fucking horribly bitchy that the word bitch just does not do her justice. I've never used that one here but I thought people would pick up on the insult factor. Lol.

And for posterity, fucksquat and its subsequent discussion begins here: http://www.ffxionline.com/forums/gen...waiting-6.html - last post on the page. The discussion lasts about two more pages before we derail into something else, if I remember correctly.

[Firewind]

Re: Which one/Why

My comment on the choice was a reference to your sexual position comment on "Fucksquat"

[Armando]

Re: Which one/Why

Thundercunt is generally an insult, at least in my book. It's basically a woman who is so fucking horribly bitchy that the word bitch just does not do her justice. I've never used that one here but I thought people would pick up on the insult factor. Lol.

Actually I thought Thundercunt was an alternative name you came up with for that sex position, given that slapping noises will be produced.