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    Nothing To Do With Arbroath: Barman eaten by lions after party

    "A drunk barman at a game reserve was eaten alive by three lions following a marathon drinking session. Jan-Friederick Bredenhand, 30, was pulled into the lions' pen by his legs after climbing up a fence pole, and was "ripped to pieces". Police believe the food and drinks manager was drunk and wanted to "play" with the animals after an all-night party at the wildlife park in South Africa. Tourist Veluchia Hassim told of seeing the beasts chewing on his carcass after being woken by screams at 5am on Sunday. She said: "We ran to the encampment. It was horrific. The one lion was gnawing on his ribs when we got there."

    The wildlife resort's owner, Johnny Janse van Rensburg, had to shoot the animals dead — just two weeks after he bought the business — so cops could recover the victim's remains. A friend of Mr Bredenhand, Jamiel Jonas, said they had been partying all night. He said: "After they braaied (barbecued) and partied at the ranch entrance, they came back home, but he wanted to play with the lions. "Then just after 5am his friend came screaming for us to phone the police and for an ambulance. He was drunk. When we got to the camp we saw the remains of his body. Most of his stomach was torn out and his leg had been ripped off."

    Police spokeswoman Gerda Swart said Mr Bredenhand is believed to have been seized by the legs and dragged to his gruesome death. She said: "He climbed the fence around their enclosure and clearly got too close. Since he was drunk he may not have been in sound mind, but it was an incredibly dangerous and stupid thing to do. People who play dangerous games with animals like lions are asking for trouble - and he got it." He was caught by a lone lion. Ms Swart added: "After that there was nothing he could do - another male lion and a female joined the attack and ripped him to pieces.

    "The man's friend watched the whole thing happen but couldn't do anything to help. He was very traumatised." The victim's pal, Simon, ran to get help and flagged down a passing motorist. Waldo Le Roux said: "He (Simon) came out of nowhere and was suddenly in the road right in front of me. I drove past, but he looked so upset that I turned around. He was screaming 'please help me, my friend is being eaten by a lion'." Mr La Roux ran to the enclosure but Mr Bredenhand was already dead. He said: "I tugged at the fence but I couldn't do anything." The incident happened at the privately-run Addo Croc and Lion Ranch near Port Elizabeth.
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    Re: The lions enjoyed a McRib...

    WTF? Why did they have to kill the lions?

    Don't they make tranq darts anymore or something?
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    • #3
      Re: The lions enjoyed a McRib...

      Originally posted by Raydeus View Post
      WTF? Why did they have to kill the lions?

      Don't they make tranq darts anymore or something?
      I completely agree. There was no reason to kill the lions, just use a tranquilizer dart.

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      • #4
        Re: The lions enjoyed a McRib...

        The guy was probably delicious after marinating in beer all night. I think the danger in allowing the lions to continue living with the impression that all humans would be that good should be obvious.
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        • #5
          Re: The lions enjoyed a McRib...

          Yeah, it might not be the PC thing to say, but once an animal gets a taste for one kind of food and like it, they tend to want more. Humans are tasty, apparently, not a good habit to get started on.

          I mean, bears and raccoons might be two entirely different species from lions, but its only natural once they know what tastes good or where to get it that they'll do so more actively. People who live in areas where bears come out of the wild on occasion know this rather well. With how overdeveloped California is, its actually an ongoing thing due to the encroachment on wildlife there. You'll hear about a bear coming out of the wild every few weeks or every couple of months. Usually just rummaging through someone's garbage, so they're tranqed, tagged and taken back to the forest.

          But wasn't there some incident ealier this year in Nevada or somewhere that some elderly people were attacked and eaten by a mother bear. The mother bear was put down and upon autopsy, found to be malnourished because development in the area was causing a certain type of plant that produced berries good for them to become all the more scarce, so roaming into populated areas had become more common, but seldom fatal.

          Still, you can't have bears getting the idea humans are tasty either. Its sad to think about it because they don't know any better, but once a routine is set, they'll stick to it.

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          • #6
            Re: The lions enjoyed a McRib...

            WTF? Why did they have to kill the lions?
            Tsavo maneaters - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

            That's more or less the reason why.

            Though the reason they give does make it sound like it was needed to get the remains, but it's really not. If that were the case they'd have tranq'd the lions.


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            • #7
              Re: The lions enjoyed a McRib...

              In that case lawyers and serial ex-wives should be put down too.

              ---------- Post added at 11:50 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:44 AM ----------

              PS > By the way, any word on whether they are going to use the drunktard barman's assets to compensate the resort owners for their loss?
              Last edited by Raydeus; 11-11-2010, 10:15 AM.
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              • #8
                Re: The lions enjoyed a McRib...

                Well at least they enjoyed a tasty snack before they got shot down.
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                  • #10
                    Re: The lions enjoyed a McRib...

                    Originally posted by Raydeus View Post
                    In that case lawyers and serial ex-wives should be put down too.
                    ROFL

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