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    Dinner Time: Eat Twinkies For Dinner and Lose Weight

    "Normally I’d expect a story like this to appear with Bat Boy and the latest Elvis sightings, but having it come from CNN raises some eyebrows. Apparently, Mark Haub, a professor of human nutrition at Kansas State University, spent 10 weeks eating a Twinkie every three hours, instead of meals. To augment his Hostess and Little Debbie diet, he also consumed Doritos chips, sugary cereals and Oreos in order to prove that pure calorie counting is the most important factor when losing weight – not the nutritional value of the food.


    Apparently there’s some truth to his claim, as he reportedly lost 27 pounds in two months.

    For a class project, Haub limited himself to less than 1,800 calories a day. A man of Haub’s pre-dieting size usually consumes about 2,600 calories daily. So he followed a basic principle of weight loss: He consumed significantly fewer calories than he burned.

    His body mass index went from 28.8, considered overweight, to 24.9, which is normal. He now weighs 174 pounds.

    As if this isn’t stunning enough:

    “Haub’s “bad” cholesterol, or LDL, dropped 20 percent and his “good” cholesterol, or HDL, increased by 20 percent. He reduced the level of triglycerides, which are a form of fat, by 39 percent.”

    In addition to Haub’s diet of junk food, he also ate vegetables, consisting of a can of green beans or three to four celery stalks, and consumed a multivitamin pill and protein shake daily.

    Even with his success, Haub doesn’t recommend his diet:

    “I’m not geared to say this is a good thing to do,” he said. “I’m stuck in the middle. I guess that’s the frustrating part. I can’t give a concrete answer. There’s not enough information to do that.”


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    This diet would kill me. lol

    Oh and speaking of eating junk, if you are a fan of Jack in the Box, they are giving away 2 tacos on Nov. 16th after 2pm.

    Jack In The Box Giving Away 2 Free Tacos On November 16th

    or you could treat yourself to this taco...

    HOLY CRAP!
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    Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

    Duh.

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    • #3
      Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

      I really want to bite into that taco in the picture. It's making me hungry. Oh god...I'm going to have to make tacos now...
      Originally posted by Feba
      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
      Originally posted by DakAttack
      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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      • #4
        Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

        At that point that's no taco, that's a calzone.


        You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be misqouted and then used against you.

        I don't have a big ego, it just has a large mouth.

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        • #5
          Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

          Not really surprising news, as Feba pointed out so eloquently. I can lose a bunch of weight by starving my body for an extended period of time too!

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          • #6
            Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

            Originally posted by Murphie View Post
            Not really surprising news, as Feba pointed out so eloquently.
            Italics make everything classier.

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            • #7
              Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

              True story.

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              • #8
                Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

                I just wanted to post in this thread.
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                • #9
                  Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

                  Now I want tacos.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

                    Am I the only one disgusted by that culinary abomination?
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                    • #11
                      Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

                      I'm I the only one who feels violently ill after looking at that foldy pizza kebab thingy?
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                      • #12
                        Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

                        No to both.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

                          Ugh. Twinkies are evil. And that pizza-masquerading-as-a-taco thing looks revolting.


                          Icemage

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                          • #14
                            Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

                            The pizza-taco isn't so revolting as it is just totally impractical.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Losing weight on a Twinkie diet!

                              ^ it can be both.

                              And I'm glad to see that during the test the man had the good sense to still consume some form of vitamins & other healthy supplements.

                              Still, I can't help but wonder if someone came up with a multi-vitamin twinkie... oh lawd...
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