Shit we should probably replace.

[Feba]

Re: Shit we should probably replace.

What? Are you from the Philippines now?

Take a number, all my match.com messages seem to come from there.

What BBQ didn't catch: Feba wanting to marry someone purely to get them a boost in citizenship application.

What Feba didn't catch: Everything other than "BBQ is on Match.com!".

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

Re: Shit we should probably replace.

What BBQ didn't catch: Feba wanting to marry someone purely to get them a boost in citizenship application.

What Feba didn't catch: Everything other than "BBQ is on Match.com!".

Actually, I did catch it. While a joke in your case, I have actually been sized up for that purpose in what I thought was a relationship. Well, until she just got deported one day. And while that was a RL encounter, I gave up on dating sites because if you're a guy you get nothing but bullshit from those sites.

So there's something we can replace, too. Dating sites. Anything else would be more useful.

[Feba]

Re: Shit we should probably replace.

While a joke in your case,

Beebee.

never underestimate how serious feba is about mundane shit.

This is exactly the kind of shit that feba does all the time.

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Shit we should probably replace.

Well....since we are talking about things we'd like replaced....

Recently a good friend of mine had her polycystic kidneys taken out and waits on dialysis until she gets her transplant. I have decided I'm ready now. I'm sick of this bullshit and I want my kidneys out.......NOW! So, thats what I want replaced, my kidneys. I'll work on the liver later. lol My kidneys should be the size of a closed fist and they are more the size of footballs....like this:

One of my friend's kidneys, which are what mine probably look like too. The picture is gross so if you don't like that kind of stuff, don't look.

[Feba]

Re: Shit we should probably replace.

tgm

even if you put it in a spoiler we're still gonna see the thumbnail.

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Shit we should probably replace.

Feba, I did it because I was too lazy to resize. lol

EDIT: Changed pic to outside source so as not to gross anyone out by seeing the thumbnail.

[Fliegar]

Re: Shit we should probably replace.

That looks like it really hurts. D:

[Grizzlebeard]

Re: Shit we should probably replace.

How the Hell do your kidneys get that enlarged? Is it bad diet or just a lottery whether it happens to you?

[Yellow Mage]

Re: Shit we should probably replace.

Malacite with Mike Myers.

[ShepardG]

Re: Shit we should probably replace.

Lava with chocolate sauce

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Shit we should probably replace.

How the Hell do your kidneys get that enlarged? Is it bad diet or just a lottery whether it happens to you?

Polycystic Kidney Disease. It's basically your kidneys getting eaten by fluid filled cysts. It's usually hereditary but I looked into my family history and found no one ever had it. So that leaves mutation....yes...I am a mutant. lol I also have Polycystic Liver Disease but right now the kidney aspect is the higher priority. I'm just tired of suffering and my quality of life is dog shit. I used to take trips on my motorcycle, camp, hike, ride bicycles, and was above average in activity. Through the years my activity level has plummeted. It's a struggle to do daily upkeep like showers and getting dressed. I'm ready for a replacement....I'm MORE than ready.


Feba, I'm so sorry. *hugz*

[Feba]

Re: Shit we should probably replace.

It's usually hereditary but I looked into my family history and found no one ever had it. So that leaves mutation....yes...I am a mutant.

There's also the possibility that someone in your family was fucking someone they didn't say they were fucking.

Knowing your family...

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Shit we should probably replace.

There's also the possibility that someone in your family was fucking someone they didn't say they were fucking.

Knowing your family...

You know Feba...its like you were listening to my conversation today. lol My sister and I were just talking about how my father might not be my father. My mother was a partier back in the day so who knows but she denies it vehemently whenever I bring the subject up.