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Feba's thread of Tricks for the Bettererment of Daily Life
Hello, fellow travelers on the road of life! It has struck me recently that though PiNG's Dreams in Vana'diel establishment is quite extraordinary in its ability to provide a friendly atmosphere and useful information relating to electronic entertainment, it is lacking just as much in the opposing direction in helpful advice on improving daily life.
Toward the end of rectifying this situation, I humbly bring you Feba's thread of Tricks for the Bettererment of Daily Life, or Fetribedal for short. In this thread, we hope to work together to share the aforementioned tricks with each other and in doing so improve all of our Daily Life-s. But lest you, our most assurdedly observant and comical participant, cast this as a thread about the communal use of Prostitutes!, allow me to clarify what these tricks are.
A Trick for the Bettererment of Daily Life can be defined as any act which makes someone's practical and daily life speedier, more painless, cheaper, and so on, et cetera, et cetera. For example, a concise way to pack more clothing into one's luggage, or a way to ensure that one's Pop-ed Tarts are prepared for consumption within a shorter time frame.
I will start the thread off with some examples I hope you will find most useful, and which should if nothing else illustrate the sort of content this thread is intended to contain.
Removing a Tee-ed Shirt with Greater Haste
Credit for this trick must be given to an anonymous poster on the "Random" forum of one 4chan.org. While usually a den of filth and depravity, apparently some people post practical pointers for the paedophiles and perverts which presently pervade that place.
Most of us are accustomed to removing our shirts by pulling it over our heads with both arms, or something similar. While this method works fine for the vulgate, those of us with busy and fulfilling lives should be aware of a method which is far quicker, and far more elegant.
This method has increased my speed in disrobing sevenfold, and can be easily understood after only a couple of attempts. Within five, you will likely have mastered this technique. Please enjoy removing your Tee'd shirts in what clearly must be the manner that the Good Lord intended, even for the wretched who find their grips most sinister.
Storing your Join-ed Bottles outside of your Carriage of Intended Purchases
Many of us have, while browsing the Grocer or "Super Market", purchased bottles which are joined at the neck by plastic ringlets. But did you know that, instead of storing these bottles within your Carriage, you can instead rest them on the edges? Simply separate the bottles, equally distributing them, and place them on the thin metal edge of the cart. Through use of this method, you open more space in your cart for the storage of other items, as well as place the Join-ed Bottles in a location where they can be more easily removed for sale.
I hope you can find these tricks useful in your own life, and that you have many valuable ones to share with us all. Because remember: If you don't use Fetribedal, you may as well ignore all of the scientific progress mankind has made to improve our quality of life.
Toward the end of rectifying this situation, I humbly bring you Feba's thread of Tricks for the Bettererment of Daily Life, or Fetribedal for short. In this thread, we hope to work together to share the aforementioned tricks with each other and in doing so improve all of our Daily Life-s. But lest you, our most assurdedly observant and comical participant, cast this as a thread about the communal use of Prostitutes!, allow me to clarify what these tricks are.
A Trick for the Bettererment of Daily Life can be defined as any act which makes someone's practical and daily life speedier, more painless, cheaper, and so on, et cetera, et cetera. For example, a concise way to pack more clothing into one's luggage, or a way to ensure that one's Pop-ed Tarts are prepared for consumption within a shorter time frame.
I will start the thread off with some examples I hope you will find most useful, and which should if nothing else illustrate the sort of content this thread is intended to contain.
Removing a Tee-ed Shirt with Greater Haste
Credit for this trick must be given to an anonymous poster on the "Random" forum of one 4chan.org. While usually a den of filth and depravity, apparently some people post practical pointers for the paedophiles and perverts which presently pervade that place.
Most of us are accustomed to removing our shirts by pulling it over our heads with both arms, or something similar. While this method works fine for the vulgate, those of us with busy and fulfilling lives should be aware of a method which is far quicker, and far more elegant.
- Raise your Left Arm (Right Arm for those of the Devil-Minded Left-Handed Persuasion)
- Using your Right Hand, Grab your Left Sleeve (Reverse if you are under Satan's Grip)
- While quickly Lowering your Left Arm, Raise your Right over your head in an Arc (Even a moronic and syphilitic servant of the Dark Lord himself need not another reminder to reverse the directions)
- Your Tee'd Shirt should now be mostly or entirely removed from your body.
This method has increased my speed in disrobing sevenfold, and can be easily understood after only a couple of attempts. Within five, you will likely have mastered this technique. Please enjoy removing your Tee'd shirts in what clearly must be the manner that the Good Lord intended, even for the wretched who find their grips most sinister.
Storing your Join-ed Bottles outside of your Carriage of Intended Purchases
Many of us have, while browsing the Grocer or "Super Market", purchased bottles which are joined at the neck by plastic ringlets. But did you know that, instead of storing these bottles within your Carriage, you can instead rest them on the edges? Simply separate the bottles, equally distributing them, and place them on the thin metal edge of the cart. Through use of this method, you open more space in your cart for the storage of other items, as well as place the Join-ed Bottles in a location where they can be more easily removed for sale.
I hope you can find these tricks useful in your own life, and that you have many valuable ones to share with us all. Because remember: If you don't use Fetribedal, you may as well ignore all of the scientific progress mankind has made to improve our quality of life.
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