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    This man had a plan

    Standoff In Greensboro With Arson Suspect - powered by WPTF AM

    A 40 year-old Virginia man is under arrest after engaging Greensboro police in a standoff in a room at The Cavalier Inn and then setting a bathroom in that unit on fire last night. Officers say previously, Jon Newell Daniels had robbed a Jimmy John's sandwich shop on Stanley Road by pouring gas on the counter and threatening to set it on fire unless he was given money. Daniels is currently being treated for smoke inhalation at Wake Forest University-Baptist Medical center and will face arson charges and possibly armed robbery charges as well.
    Nice to know criminals in my area are just this bright.

    Still doesn't top the guy that held up one of my friends from Gamestop and told him to hand over the bag. My friend Greg had the deposit in his back pocket, the guy who held him up made off with some Blow Pops and a copy of PC Gaming Magazine.
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    Re: This man had a plan

    Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
    Still doesn't top the guy that held up one of my friends from Gamestop and told him to hand over the bag. My friend Greg had the deposit in his back pocket, the guy who held him up made off with some Blow Pops and a copy of PC Gaming Magazine.
    Wow, did he get a haul! lol He was probably thinking "Sweet a $60 game I can sell/return!" I would have liked to see his face when he pulled out that $5 magazine! lol
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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      Re: This man had a plan

      Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
      Wow, did he get a haul! lol He was probably thinking "Sweet a $60 game I can sell/return!" I would have liked to see his face when he pulled out that $5 magazine! lol
      Lmao right.

      Just about as dumb..if not more dumb than the idiots around here:

      Gunman Steals $1.25 Can Of Beer - Detroit Local News Story - WDIV Detroit
      {New Sig in the works}
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      "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

      Originally posted by Aksannyi
      "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
      Originally posted by Solymir
      What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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        Ya I love the news in your area Durah. I hear about it from my in-laws and we always have a good chuckle.
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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