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    The Smurfs is an upcoming live-action/CGI-animated fantasy-family film directed by Raja Gosnell, written by J. David Stem and David N. Weiss, and stars Neil Patrick Harris, Katy Perry, Hank Azaria, Jonathan Winters, Jeff Foxworthy, Paul Reubens, Alan Cumming and George Lopez. Produced by Jordan Kerner, the film will be distributed by Columbia Pictures.

    It will be the first CGI/live-action hybrid film in The Smurfs franchise.[1] After five years of negotiations, Kerner bought the rights in 2002 and was in development with Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies until Columbia Pictures and Sony Pictures Animation obtained the film rights in 2008. Filming began on March 26, 2010 in New York. After having the release date pushed back two times, it is currently scheduled to be released on August 3, 2011

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs_(film)
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    I think this is gonna smurf.

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    • #3
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      This ranks right up there with the new Karate Kid movie.


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      • #4
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        Mal, that new Karate Kid looks bad ass dude. lol

        They're also making another Judge Dredd, and Universal Soldier.
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        • #5
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          They're just cashing in on James Cameron's success.


          NPH though, might have to see this anyway.

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          • #6
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            Live action in a Smurf movie....

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

            And they can remake Karate Kid but NO ONE can replace Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi!

            A remake of Judge Dredd is never going to be seen by my eyes! I've seen that movie a couple dozen times! That is a classic B Sci-fi movie and should be left as it is....cheesy and funny!
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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
              Mal, that new Karate Kid looks bad ass dude. lol
              It's the ghetto version of a classic movie, does not need remaking. And anyone who says otherwise it's lying to themselves.

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              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
              And they can remake Karate Kid but NO ONE can replace Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi!
              Completely agree. It won't be the same with Jackie Chan's broken English.
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                Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                Mal, that new Karate Kid looks ass bad dude.
                Fixed that for you.
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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by Malacite View Post
                  Completely agree. It won't be the same with Jackie Chan's broken English.
                  Why all the hate for Jackie Chan all of the sudden, its not like they can reanimate Pat Morita anyway.

                  The old movies really weren't that good anyway. Its nothing I'd put head of Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, The Goonies or Short Circuit.

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by Malacite View Post
                    It's the ghetto version of a classic movie
                    It's ghetto cause the kid is black?!

                    A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                    it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                      It's ghetto cause the kid is black?!
                      Black kid living in a poor neighbourhood and it's all rap/hip-hop music. Trailer seemed pretty ghetto to me.


                      Back to the Smurfs - What the hell are they thinking? This is why I don't support Hollywood anymore. It's a sea of crap with the odd gem here & there.
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                        What Karate Kid trailer did you see?
                        One of the trailers starts off with the kid and his mom flying to Beijing to this oriental hip hop beat(which I am guessing is ghetto cause it's hip hop?)
                        And the first trailer with the Fort Minor song Remember the name is a mixture of hiphop and rock. Mike Shinoda made a good beat, and that song is an awesome song.
                        Then it also shows them living in what looks like a nice middle class Chinese neighborhood with music done by Immediate Music which is far from hip-hop.

                        But I bet if it was a white kid with the exact same beat with the exact same story being beaten up by Chinese kids, it wouldn't be ghetto.

                        Maybe it's just me, but you sound a bit ignorant. Are you mad cause all the black guys are getting with the white girls?

                        As far as Smurfs.. I am going to take a wild guess and assume it isn't aimed for older audiences.
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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by Malacite View Post
                          Black kid living in a poor neighbourhood and it's all rap/hip-hop music. Trailer seemed pretty ghetto to me.
                          Because some Italian kid that couldn't act to save his life was so much better? What's the layer of sophistication that I'm missing here?

                          Its the same exact damn movie. They changed people and places, that's it. This time a younger black kid moves to China. He gets bullied and is befriended by an older man who teaches him how to use martial arts for self defense through silly chores and odd tasks that frustrate him.

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                          • #14
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                            It's ghetto cause the kid is black obviously.
                            A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                            it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                              As far as Smurfs.. I am going to take a wild guess and assume it isn't aimed for older audiences.
                              Is it going to be in the same boat with Alvin and the Chipmunks?

                              Anyways, so me and my mom were having a discussion about the Karate Kid trailer. I was telling her that Jaden wasn't old enough to play Karate Kid, and the majority of the kids were around his age or slightly older. When Ralph Macchio played Daniel, he was about 24...I know he looked 17, but he was a babyface actor lol. When Hillary Swank played in The Next Karate Kid, she was 20. Both of them are 9+ years older than Jaden who is 11. So if they were gonna do it right they should've gotten somebody older at least.
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