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    This just kinda popped in my head as I was listening to the radio.

    I remember something my mom would do was tell me and my sister the music we were listening to in the car on trips was performed by bands that were friends of hers.

    Unfortunately she never quite figured out how well-read I was with music, she just thought all I cared about was video games. Her "friends" were Elton John, The Eagles, Fleetwood Mac and The Beatles. She always hid the cassettes after playing them, too, so I couldn't see who they were, but I actually already knew.

    My father would leave me in a skating rink after school. This was still a big thing in the 80's, so I was pounded with all kinds of music from the 60's, 70's and 80's. Of course I shocked my dad with how I took to musical stuff, too, as he always had to pry me out of the arcade or nag at me to get off the NES so he could watch F1 races and Nascar. He too assumed I was just totally preoccupied with games.

    I'd get to see my mom ever summer, but I never met Stevie Nicks or Ringo. I never let my mom catch on to the fact I knew she was lying, I mostly kept my nose stuck in my Game Boy anyway.

    It also annoyed the shit out of my dad that he had to be trained in piano and I could just walk up to the piano and pick out a melody. I can't read sheet music for shit, either.
    Last edited by Omgwtfbbqkitten; 05-05-2010, 11:39 PM.

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      Re: Fibs your parents told you.

      Originally posted by Romyro View Post
      101.9 Eric & Kathy?
      Never heard of it.

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      • #4
        Re: Fibs your parents told you.

        Hmm…just a weird coincidence I guess then.

        It’s a Chicagoland morning radio station that was talking about the excat same topic yesterday.
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          Wow, I thought this was going to be like annecdotal type things, but your mom went down a totally different road.
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          • #6
            Re: Fibs your parents told you.

            "It's going to be alright".

            It was never alright. =(.
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            • #7
              Re: Fibs your parents told you.

              Lies my parents told me huh? Let's see...

              "The kids in high school are going to tear you apart."

              "Reality is going to bite you in the ass."

              Oh, and of course the constant hinting that spending my time playing video games or on the computer wasn't going to do anything in terms of providing me with skills needed to make a living.
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                Re: Fibs your parents told you.

                I’m sure my parents fibbed to me left and right but I can’t seem to remember any out of the ordinary ones.

                My grandfather on the other hand. Both of his pointer fingers where chopped off somehow. He told everyone different stores about it how this came to be. I was told a spider bit them off. He told my sister that’s what happens if you pick your nose. To this day I can’t get a straight answer. The guy is 98…

                On a semi related note…
                Did any of you ever read Calvin & Hobbes? There are a bunch of hilarious strips where his dad just makes up stuff as he goes along. Like telling Calvin that long ago the world was actually black & white, or that the sun is only about the size of a quarter.

                I’ve often thought about making up fibs like that for my kids...maybe in a few more years when they understand jokes a little better.
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                  Re: Fibs your parents told you.

                  Whenever I used to ask about things I was too young for my mum would say "I'll tell you when you're older"

                  When I was around 10 years old I found handcuffs in my parents room, Mum told me my dad used to be in the police. rofl I feel ill now thinking about it and slightly blonde for believing it back then.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Fibs your parents told you.

                    ha, probably better off that you believed it.

                    if that was me...i'd force myself to keep believing it ><
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                    • #11
                      Re: Fibs your parents told you.

                      Originally posted by Romyro View Post
                      The guy is 98…
                      Try having a grandfather who's missing the better part of all ten of his fingers. Apparently he was rushing some carpentry work so he could make it to a July 4th celebration.

                      Who knows how he managed to chop ten finger tips in a row off with a table saw.

                      Anyway, my mom didn't do this because she's not a dick. I remember my sex talk. "Works basically like this." Made a hole with one hand, inserted finger from other hand. At a gas station. That was pretty much it.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Fibs your parents told you.

                        Originally posted by Satori View Post
                        Whenever I used to ask about things I was too young for my mum would say "I'll tell you when you're older"

                        When I was around 10 years old I found handcuffs in my parents room, Mum told me my dad used to be in the police. rofl I feel ill now thinking about it and slightly blonde for believing it back then.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Fibs your parents told you.

                          Originally posted by Mhurron View Post
                          'hard work is it's own reward."

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                            Re: Fibs your parents told you.

                            Originally posted by Mhurron View Post
                            "Hard work is rewarded." Or hell, 'hard work is it's own reward."
                            The latter has truth to it, but not always the case with the former.

                            In fact, I've found hard work is seldom rewarded at all. its the shit that comes easy to me that I get recognized for.

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                              My mom was watching a movie on Lifetime about these guys who had these blotchy brown marks on their skin and were dying from it.. All I remember was seeing Hepatitis B on a chalkboard with a bunch of men sitting around like an AA class.. So I ask my mom.. "mom, what's wrong with them?" She replies "That's what happens when you have sex before you're married!" I am 10 at this time..

                              Couple years later.. my friends mom is watching the same damn movie, at the almost same damn part. So I asked her what was wrong with them.. She said they were gay and had contracted aids.
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