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    Happy Cinco De Mayo!

    Regardless if your spanish or not, today is a good exucse to drink! Especially 4Locos(looks at neverslip)

    Being as offtopic as this is. I'd Like to say..

    Don';t you hate when mods close threads before you can say anything even when defending the mod? Lol..
    A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

    it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

    R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

    Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
    Tags: cinco, de, happy, mayo
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    Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!

    Usually when a mod closes a thread, even if you believe you have something more constructive to say, it is nigh-always best to let the mods do their job and just let the thread die.



    On-topic, Cinco de Mayo really is very little more than "excuse to get drunk day" on both sides of the border. I dare say it's a more frequently observed excuse on the north side of that border, in fact.
    Originally posted by Armando
    No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
    Originally posted by Armando
    Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

    REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

    GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

    THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
    Matthew 16:15
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    • #3
      Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!

      Yeah... I made this thread when I was drunk, so it's probably a good idea to let this one die as well.
      A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

      it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

      R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

      Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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        Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!

        Hell yeah! I once drank a fifth of mayonasse! ....that's what this thread is about right? mayonasse drinking?

        what?
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          Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!

          I missed you when you were gone. lol
          Originally posted by Feba
          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
          Originally posted by DakAttack
          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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          • #6
            Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!

            May the 4th was Star Wars Day.

            May the 5th was Cinco de Mayo and in my area, its actually feels safer to refer to it as that. May 5th was the day like five or six tornadoes hit my town, so Cinco de Mayo it is.

            May 6th... just nothing special about it.

            May 7th is Iron Man 2 day, but that's about it.

            May the 9th is Hallmark Wants Money day... I mean, Mother's day.

            Why the fuck don't sons and daughters get a day? We get our birthday and Christmas and that's it. Parents get to triple dip for gifts every year.

            Oh well, at least gifts are easy this year.
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              Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!

              Originally posted by ShepardG View Post
              Hell yeah! I once drank a fifth of mayonasse! ....that's what this thread is about right? mayonasse drinking?

              what?
              I gagged reading that..

              ---------- Post added at 12:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:50 PM ----------

              Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
              Why the fuck don't sons and daughters get a day? We get our birthday and Christmas and that's it. Parents get to triple dip for gifts every year.
              Well.. Maybe because your mom pushed you out of a tight hole in her body called her Vagina with no pain killer, lost her figure, dealt with the "beauty of pregnancy" which consists of throwing up, mood swings, swollen ankles, hurt backs, and stretch marks..

              Your dad paid for all this and deals with how psycho your mom is now and how she blames him for what's happened to her as he goes to work 9-5 busting his ass to get bitched at when he gets home.. Then... then they both raise you till you're old enough to move out, but not after putting you through college and buying you a new car after you wrecked the first mofo..

              So once you go through all that, you deserve at least one day to get a card or maybe a new tie.
              A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

              it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

              R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

              Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!

                Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
                Why the fuck don't sons and daughters get a day? We get our birthday and Christmas and that's it. Parents get to triple dip for gifts every year.
                Children's Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
                Originally posted by Armando
                No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                Originally posted by Armando
                Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                Matthew 16:15
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